-n0name-: probably everyone in the children's house had an Aztec leopard hat with rubber))).

Allies are enemies who have a common enemy.

(Syanzhi, http://syy.narod.ru/syan.htm )

In many cities of the country after the concerts approached “potential

The employers.” They said, “We have money, but no piano or piano.

Could you even speak to us?” had to learn

Play the acordeon and carry it everywhere with you. And he, the dog,

in a heavy suitcase and every time you move your hands

It is not possible to play 2-3 days at all. But not

There are only confused people – from childhood.

I have heard). I ordered a monstrous size backpack, so that it would be in it.

accordeon, and costumes, and in general everything necessary in the tours to put together.

No matter, as it turned out, endless tourist transfers

I can’t stand it – it runs. Therefore, the outdoors had to be strengthened.

with paratroopers attached to it.



The accordeon cannot be taken in the luggage - it will be split immediately. At the airports it is

Understood and graciously allowed to bring this monstrous bag into the salon,

But to immediately - in the back of the closet, otherwise no one passes. and here

One day we get on the plane for some reason not the first, but the last, all already.

They sit in their places. I have to carry it in the closet.

The passengers with their handbags (women’s handbags)

It was removed and locked in the luggage at the time of landing.



One of the passengers looked at my bag while I was over his head.

The backpack spit, and he asks, with a slightly trembling voice: “What?

“Is that your parachute?”

I love Odessa humor, and I answer it “in the tone”: “And what, did you not give it?

Everyone is registered!” But the flight was not to Odessa, but to

of Khabarovsk.



After a while, a decent crowd gathered near the pilot cabin.

Everyone is excited, showing the crew at me. They offer me immediately.

To reassure people and say to the microphone that I was joking about the parachutes.

of registration. I willingly agree.



I take the microphone and say, “Dear airline passengers! Please keep it.

The calm. I was joking. No parachutes at registration.

was proposed. I just need to go out before you on the road. I have yours

We do not need Khabarovsk.”



The crew laughed and the passengers stopped. Some even have a mouth.

Opened up from fear.



Here, the commander takes the microphone from me and says to the people, “Do you understand?! to

We land this passenger in the middle of the road. First we plant it ourselves.

Then let us take his bag down, so that he will not scare people.”

She went out for lunch and laughed. Karoche, the main entrance is 2 large rotating doors. If a door hits an obstacle, the rotation is stopped in order not to damage the obstacle. I approach them - one is already locked and people cannot get out there. by Porzal. I approach the second, two girls rush over the first door and at the same time trying to get into the second...one of them managed...but didn’t have time to take a couple of steps as her door caught...pipe...I left there were 2 aquariums with people...

Popular wisdom: Who gets up early, has not yet been reduced.

From an interview with Russian military experts on the five-day war with Georgia.

V R RHow was the connection of Russian troops in Georgia?

K.M and R.P.No, there was virtually no one. When our units arrived in Georgia, they acted completely disorderly. The desanters fought independently and as they were trained - only forward, eliminating on the way everything that can resist. They went to the Georgian capital because they did not know that the command wanted them to stop. And they would have taken Tbilisi if they had not been pursued by an officer who gave the orders orally.

LERICK: Hello, shortly yesterday there was a joke - I stumbled in the store and not to drag everything on me caught the car, came to the entrance, I paid and I try to get out of the car, fuck!!! I tried three times, I think loudly - to grind, what I am so upset that I can't get out, yes, no, it can't be that I am so upset, apparently the bags are disturbing, I'm trying to put on the rope to get out, again it doesn't work, I say to the driver - apparently a car with a very low landing... I turn - he's a fuck, grit - a girl, put off the seat belt.

OTMOP (21/01/2009 14:45:17)
And you thought what would happen if you put a box with a license window in the store and put it on your computer? There will be an insoluble contradiction: despite the fact that the screw on the comp is licensed, it is still pizzed =)))

Yazon EG: Do you know where I am? I am in Aachen.
Miziricord is?
Yazon EG: I invited my girlfriend to visit for two days
Yazon EG: Well, soothed mom at home
Yazon EG: This is
Yazon EG: they have been singing karaoke in the neighboring room for half an hour
Yazon EG: Isn’t it a shit?

We go in the car, in the columns plays a stranger such as electronic music or trance. Next, a conversation between a friend and his uncle, who for the first time hears such music and knows little about computers.
Do you hear where this shit came from?
He jumped from torrent.
Uncle: Is that that?
Friend: Well, this is the technology, the same song is on different compasses, and you scratch them all together in pieces.
Aunt: And that kind of shit does happen?

I suggest flash mob.Let's check if the matriarchate has reached the basch.All men put a plus, and women-minus.We vote all, it will be interesting to look at the rating:)

Will you go to the bathroom tomorrow?

A clean Thursday? may

1: :) it was the girls called, really I haven't seen the second :)

Do you need to take swimsuits? I usually wash naked in the bathroom.

1: I would take... suddenly she is not very beautiful, and you have no swimsuits... :) it will suck and all!

We don't have a military commando - we have a fool!
WOW : Why?
xxxh: Today - I walk through the corridor, I don't touch anyone, a guy runs out of the door, on the go, stretching his trousers in one socket... Behind him a surgeon with a line of iron half-meter and a cry of "STONE A SUCH"... run somewhere to the third floor...
WOW :D
xxx: It turns out, the surgeon sits a nurse in socks, mini-halatics and in general sexy, and there are boys without cowards, and whose member will get up, the line with the size of iron on the member))))
WOW WOW WOW! LOL
Oh... and then I was asked – like that the nails are long, peder what... Why the type? I became upset to explain that I played on the classic guitar, and there it was with my nails... and I cried out: "To get in my nose!"...now I have a direction to the psychic....

Listen to me for the first time, so the brains burst.
Think that you have lost your mental virginity.
xxx:"ROFL" yes, it’s my first
WOW: I hope you were protected, and suddenly you got infected with dolphin?? to
Oh no, I need to go to the dude to check out, I didn't like it, it wasn't pleasant
Maybe it was his first time too???? to
I didn’t think he was a very experienced dude.

Is it really interesting what the stronger sex can cause fear in the appearance of a girl, a woman?
The Eggs

Well, I got... tomorrow I go to the doctor, about the hand... he will be called Zemtsov Leonid Olegovich, I fell... Dr. Z.L.O.
I wish you good luck :)

Earlier in the TCH stalker it was just strenuous, in the first addon I began to suck, and in the second I started to fight. Particularly stressful was the moment when the cat from behind the monitor began to look.

46335 (saved 2009-02-04 at 10:55)
My tooth was removed today. The practitioners. the fifth.

Maybe through the mouth hole?

XXX is
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Do you remember Leah?
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Who went skiing with us.
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What are you stupid?
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One blonde (after another joke about the blonde) issued the following:
Stupid men tell jokes about blondes, and smart men fuck them.