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[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №43274
 17.02.2011
The President calls on the Minister of Transport:
When will you finally solve the problem of traffic jams in Moscow?
We are working on this, for now there are two options:
realistic and fantastic.
What is a realistic option?
Soon we’ll start working on Skyscanner.
Yes Yes Yes
Scientists will work there.
Yes Yes Yes
And when they invented teleportation...

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №43273
 16.02.2011
Drake – Cap Gibdd...
When he got a beer, he said:
I am dismissed...
I) And so is it?
The new form has come, I will not work under this name.
p.s They have a third of the regiment dismissed)))))))))))

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №43272
 16.02.2011
I stand in line for a woman aged (aged 45).. she receives a message (I see everything beautifully) I quote:
XXX: My mom is out!! (I think about the child)
I’m glad you’re here, why aren’t you still in Venice?? to

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №43271
 16.02.2011
Dad called to himself. Next to him, his mother sits and cries. Daddy says:"Sasha, Mom wants to ask you a few questions". Mother is red. Dad said:"Okay, I’ll tell you myself. My mom asked me what class you are in, and jump you years still learning"

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43270
 16.02.2011
xxx: Crf;b?pfdnhf ghbytce
yyy: live and repeat =)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №43269
 16.02.2011
Conversation with the former:
Spunky: Yesterday a student was harassed. I wanted to meet closer.
Confeta: And what are you?
Nothing, I have gone away. He said he was married.)
Confeta: This is a fool! I should fuck.
I thought you’t understand...
Confeta: What is it?
So I fuck her, fuck her.
Spunky :...
Spunky is Anja?
user "sophia" has deleted you from friend list.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43268
 16.02.2011
Kirill Shagin
Fitness, as you know, is bringing yourself in shape.
In what form, however, is not specified.
You can bring yourself, for example, in a spherical form.
For example, eating fried peelings.

Not entirely. Bringing yourself in shape is shaping.
And fitness is bringing yourself into a proper (fit) state. It is not limited to form.
Therefore, pelmeni is a shaping. Vodka is fitness.
This is spam.
Today at 9:43

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №43267
 16.02.2011
This morning from nothing to do watched through the glass for the trolleybus driver. I am amazed at how graceful this dumb, unshakable horned animal can be!
I am talking about the trolleybus, if...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №43266
 16.02.2011
At the time of the USSR, accounting was a thorough, calm, even routine accounting system.
XHH: It’s not what is now – a detective mix with a thriller.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №43265
 16.02.2011
Otto Cat: The princes usually don’t have an erection very well. Constant riding affects.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №43264
 16.02.2011
Girls like about sex for 1-2 times?
How about getting married for 7-8 years?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №43263
 16.02.2011
So did you meet her?! to
No, we didn’t have sex.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №43262
 16.02.2011
XXX - Did you say yesterday ZZZ that the computer needs to be dusted sometimes?
YYY – Well yes, and what?
XXX You won’t believe it. He had a cleaner...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43261
 16.02.2011
Are you specifically tapping on my brain?
What kind of brain?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43260
 16.02.2011
Physical culture, sports and "Russia in the modern world" The time of stupid sports patriots is coming

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №43259
 16.02.2011
Today is the day of the fool.
YYY: What did you congratulate?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №43258
 16.02.2011
nurzh: novel, hello, question)
Remove the excess?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №43257
 16.02.2011
I reconciled with the girl. Now I am kind and fed again)))

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №43256
 16.02.2011
We recently sat on a pair, discussing with a board of shipping chefs. Well, the old mother is a burned captain, and says that he has long not taken young women, but only adults and even old women.
He told me that he had a very clever, almost retirement grandmother who had previously worked in a restaurant. Speaking cooked offgenically, and in his absence replaced the starpom, so built the crew ;)))

This is a lyrical retreat, the bike was not from the lecturer, but from the back of my neighbor with 16 navigations behind his shoulders. Further from his words.

Once before one of the flights a question arose about the cook. The captain gathered the crew and asked, “Well, we’re going to take to fuck or to bread?” and the team of the choir said, “Fuck, fuck!”Okay, we’ve got a young...

A year has passed and navigation has gone away. The captain again gathers the team with the same question: "Well, let’s fuck or bake?" The team with even greater enthusiasm: "BAD, BAD!!!" and

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №43255
 16.02.2011
Menfis: Tomorrow we will start translating servacle to unix
Start with the terminal.
Creator: Goodbye
Creator: to your server
Menfis: Do you not believe in us? =) is
Founder: I know you

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