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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77519
 17.02.2013
Even if you locked me with your girlfriend in the same apartment... naked... for a month... I would even shake and go to another room...

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №77518
 17.02.2013
Hungry geographers know that Lake Pelmen is there!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №77517
 17.02.2013
So let’s drink for the procrastination!! to
Maybe later... Maybe later...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №77516
 17.02.2013
Do you have an emergency endoscopy in the hospital?
WOW: Well of course. I usually wash the stomach at all the alkashes.
See also: Fu
They are fighting with Matt.
Sometimes they stop
In the sense of heart
Oh oh you are a terrible man!!
Kunda bomjar, unwashed with blood blows you on your feet.
I need to accompany him to QT.
WOW: And if he goes away there after sedation, I will instruct him to scream faster.
WOW: and when he sneezes in the feeling he teya on h.y sends
WOW: and all the blood is in the tube (
WOW: You hit me for living if we have an endoscopy

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №77515
 17.02.2013
X: Cats are curious. They found a crap and started chasing it. Buried in the tapestry. They started trying to get her - they heard that the butterfly grimps. Now they are chasing.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №77514
 17.02.2013
On the hub there is a discussion of the arithmometer "Felix M":
What is its tactile frequency?
It depends on your physical abilities. and :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77513
 17.02.2013
I looked at it with a brave heart. A young girl, who. Her mother poisoned them, putting them all on her ears, only to avoid getting married. About You Movie

That’s why I liked it.)

XH: Definitely of course. You still have to play Starcraft. Your comment to the moment with the ultralisk in the last video of the game - "Oh, what a big evil goat. Just like I" falls into my personal top of all the comments of the decade)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №77512
 17.02.2013
I buy spices in the market. I heard what I needed for fish and chicken. The Uzbek seller of 8-10 bags takes half a tablespoon and pouches it into a bag, signs the mark "for fish", then the procedure is repeated with the same(!) The signature is "for chicken".

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №77511
 17.02.2013
God, now all the jokes about Chelyabinsk will become true!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №77510
 17.02.2013
I sit at work wanted something like that, I went to buy a cocoon, I sit chewing, there are no people, I get pleasure, but why not the first time, as remains the last piece, the last and biggest piece, I put it in my mouth, chew, taste, full mouth of seeds and here comes the client, not spit, nothing, I sit like a fool, chew in front of him and smile.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №77509
 17.02.2013
Today the Lord is the most of the servants of the people.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №77508
 17.02.2013
In the mid-1990s, life on our small airfield of the district town was almost frozen. There was only one regular flight to the regional city, which was performed once every three days on the last remaining on the AN-2 airfield.
The day before the flight was another hour and a half, but most of the passengers were already sitting on the bench at the control station.
The driver of the KRAZ - an airfield tanker (and, at the same time, a tractor) just swallowed the broken hammer on the clutch and checked the reliability of welding, dragging the AN-2 along the steering track.
When the passengers asked the passing technician why they dragged the plane on the field, he passed by with a serious sight:
- Yes, the "Anushka" battery sat, so they decided to start from the wire...

The flight did not take place due to the absence of passengers.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №77507
 17.02.2013
Residents of the meteorite watched with horror the approaching of Chelyabinsk.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77506
 17.02.2013
On the booth with the sticker "Making keys", something written with the bottle "keygen generador"

[ + 32 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77505
 17.02.2013
NASA estimates Ural explosion of a meteorite at 300-500 kilotons
In Chelyabinsk, the glass broke out, and in Hiroshima with 18 kilotons, the whole city was in ruins.
If the dinosaurs passed the school of life in Chelyabinsk.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №77504
 17.02.2013
Please tell me where to find the dragon.
Yyy: On the Comod Islands.
xxx and flying
YYY: So let’s go. Creatively approach the question.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №77503
 17.02.2013
Chellanger, Chernobyl, Chelyabinsk... In Cheboksaary with no foot!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №77502
 17.02.2013
Andrei Bogachev: Fuck a guy calls me today on Skype a friend from Chelyabinsk and says that a new Persian in the dote was added - that is, they really fuck them on a meteorite)
Koza77774: NEW PERS IN DOT! O_O

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №77501
 17.02.2013
Article in Computer about the fall of a meteorite:
It seems that the drivers, in front of the eyes and cameras of which the meteorite passed, were driving almost one after the other on the same track, that is, there is almost every second car with a video recorder.
......
If aliens ever landed on Earth, it would be good for them to do so in Russia. Thanks to our harsh drivers, it will be impossible to hide this fact from the people.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №77500
 17.02.2013
C Huber

Stdit, February 16, 2013 at 06:44#↑
Have you ever thought about how transformers work? and :)

+26 vvzvlad, February 16, 2013 at 09:01#↵↑
They are fucking.

+5 LuckyStarr, February 16, 2013 at 15:10 (comment has been modified)#↵↑
They get 380, give 220 to the rest.

+1 mayorovp, February 16, 2013 at 15:28#↑
How do the elevating transformers work?

+9 kilka,16 February 2013 at 16:36#↵↑
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