Everyone is fighting for a piece of bread. Under a piece of bread, everyone understands different things.

This morning we have the director (D) and the employee (C).
Why did you think he was the owner?
C. He told me.
Did you look at the documents?
C is no.
D: Okay, what would you say if I claim that I have a crocodile at home?
You do not love your wife, Andrei Danilovich.

A thoughtful atheist who lives by conscience does not realize how close he is to God. He does good without expecting reward. Unlike the hypocrites.
by Hans Christian Andersen

Funny is.
Why do I see the same person every day? I like to see people twice a week. The rest of the time I am interested alone. Is Naomi getting married? Why be so attached to someone at all?

your girlfriend with this arrangement can date with two more :) and leave the day for yourself

1st
Australians have filed for Eurovision

2 is
Australia is Europe!

1st
Glory to Australia! Glory to the kangaroo!

2 is
Whoever does not jump, the koala!

About "writing in the shower" The future husband finally conquered me by the fact that a month after dating, being at home, he loudly cracked and said that from now on I can relax and do the same with him at any time.
Married for 10 years, soul in soul.

I am a driver and no orders. We sit in the garage bored. Comrade:" The damn! I sat for an hour and only 15 minutes passed!"

14/02 04:01: <skynet.inside> I have a virgin wife, tell me how to deal with this illness?

A: How are you there?
B: Yes, it is the sixth month of bed. Strongly developed 2D - dystrophy and depression.
A: The fucking...
B : But! As soon as I was discharged from the hospital, Kuzya (well, you remember my "British nobleman") as scheduled, in the morning and evening, comes, lies on my chest and for 10 minutes whispers. He doesn’t like to sit on his knees. It helps a lot from the second D.
A: It is cool, good guy!
B is AGA. I call it cat therapy sessions. But I was born and grew up with a global question:
How can you not like cats?
A is :)

Under early Stalin, such mutants were called otherwise: a political prostitute.
and----
This is an eternal topic. Change the line - flexibly follow the timing. The opponents are changing the line – climate workers and political prostitutes. You do not change the line - firm and consistent in decisions. The opponents do not change the line - hardened and stubborn. The budget has been wasted – it has been allocated for the future. The opponents broke the budget - wasteers and moths. He issued a corrupt or simply blurred and inadequately applied law - there were curves in the places, but the forest is torn - the stitches are flying. The opponents did the same – showed their inhuman and benevolent nature.

Politics is the ability to lie, exposing all your actions in a favorable light. Won, the said comrade, harvested the fruits of the NEP (including electrification and industrialization – they were started by Lenin, ah), and arranged famine and slavery in the country. mass collectivization) and such a coward, that some where even fascists were met as liberators, fucked the personnel army in the first months of the war (it turned out that showing loyalty to the regime - not very substitutes the real combat experience), tricked to fuck almost with the whole world - but the correct submission of material and here he - "an effective manager, who saved the country."

Although Lena was never married and never had a serious relationship, having a cat made her a full-fledged woman. She knew exactly that it was the stinking bastard who was to blame for her failed life.

<IwannabethatGUY032> I will do my best to marry Miley Cyrus
<Aiven> Will you sit and want to?
<IwannabethatGUY032> yes
<Aiven> is a standard.

I hate money, well, those that are not mine.

xxx: You are straight little of what has reached the bottom, so also to dig the mine began. and #65279;

Generally by
You are too much of mine
Take it seriously
These holidays.

Imho, the most serious of all to the 8th of March is I. the seller of flowers.

Last week we had a dust storm.

Sitting to lunch. Suddenly I look: by the glass door, a white rabbit is carried up by the wind. As I blinked my eyes and tried to see if I had a ghost, the rabbit moved in the opposite direction.
by Marinalevy

for marriage:
Don’t get married guys. Grandma, don’t get married. You are filled with this happiness: the grandmothers complain that they are empty and not put in a penny, the men complain that they are drawing money and don't do any shit. Live alone, and in order not to get on the food bubble, be sterilized in advance. Only then do not complain that the Russian people are dying out because of geo-European propaganda – because of this, their relations with each other are dying out.

A grandmother who tells passers who is a drug addict and who is a prostitute earned good on advertising.

xxx> Opened the British Postal Service website.
xxx> "Royal" by the way - Royalmail too.
xxx> Picture for half the front page: some Turkish or Arab handing a package to a Korean.
xxx> and so on.

One of our squads was stationed in a tractor, and a woman was washing there in the corridor floor. The Soldier of the Temple stumbled at her and stumbled her, as if it were to be said, on the shirts. Her coat was raised very high. He slapped her once, she slapped nothing, the other, the third, she slapped nothing, as if it had nothing to do with her, then he decided to act; she kept quietly washing the floor, and then turned to him and said, "This is how I caught you, soldier." This grandmother was 70 years old; then she told the whole village about it.

(Again the same swing, the same swing)