bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №148829
 06.02.2018
Thanks to Vovochka, who did not learn a lesson in history and was summoned to the board, Churchill was first included in the number of Decembrists, and then hanged. That’s what he needs, the damned Russofob.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №148828
 06.02.2018
Where successful managers from all kinds of networking "buti-companies" are asked for friends in VK or OK, I take them with pleasure, because I am really interested in untouched moments...

1st How long have you been in the name of the company?
2nd What is the growth of VAC over the past year and what plugs have you received for this?
Three Have you formed an IP?
4 is Do you get earned on your hands?
5 is Do you pay money to the Pension Fund and the OMS?
6 is Or are you just using product discounts?
7 is Does your family get profits from your activities?
8 is Does the income outweigh the cost of the product?

At least one answered to the end... Ten out of ten merges... And a couple of questions only... On the third one merges... But I’m not the idiot I asked, right? Ecli “new business” mute – is there a prospect to feel?


[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №148827
 06.02.2018
My mother told.
When I was 3-4 years old, my father worked as a mechanic at the airport. He was visited by a pilot dressed in uniform. As a child, of course, I admired the ego’s appearance, approached him, raised my head and said:
Wherever I grow up, I will be a German.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №148826
 06.02.2018
- "It goes like oil" does not always mean good. The writer Berlioz would confirm it.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №148825
 06.02.2018
Official website of Melcosoft.
The Windows Calculator
User reviews sorted by: most useful.
and Utkin:
The Achuan Calculator
The Fucking Calculator

This review was found useful: 43 out of 47.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №148824
 06.02.2018
“Excursionists” (fr) in the glorious glory. Reply for the compelled. by Napr.“You gave me birth, you gave me exuberance.”

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №148823
 06.02.2018
Rabinovich says to Sarah:
I thought, I’m older than you and I’ll probably die first. You will burn for appearance, and as soon as decency allows, you will jump out to marry Yasha. My grave will grow into a burial, and you will quickly forget me. Then you destroy my store and sell it for no price. And then you’ll go to the United States and you’ll pay for my money.
by Sarah:
Do not fantasize. You die first, and there we will see.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №148822
 06.02.2018
> So, say, have mysterious sweaters ever prevented you from realizing intellectually?

I am not an author, but I was disturbed. In the university, they were not allowed to engage in the direction for which I went there, with the literal wording "the girls in science have nothing to do." If you haven’t encountered something personally or don’t notice something because of your biological gender, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №148821
 06.02.2018
"Yandex and Uber explained the increasing rate of taxis in the snowfall"

So I want to add ".. with the words "Yes, we’ve ohueled"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №148820
 06.02.2018
In Buddhist monasteries, disciples were often refused several times, forcing them to kneel at the entrance and continue to beg to take them as disciples. This tested the firmness of their intentions.
Yyy: The hard-hearted were taken as Buddhists, and those who said, "Well, this is probably not my way" became Taoists.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №148819
 06.02.2018
>> Even less would it be, how they want to become grandmothers, how they will help with grandchildren, you only give birth, and then we are all ourselves... one-on-one like children swearing at the mother of a puppy - and the consequences are exactly the same.

- So maybe they are thus avenging the children for the ransacked puppies?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №148818
 06.02.2018
I took my daughter from the garden yesterday. I see something that is sad. I ask :
What happened, what happened?
“Daddy, why is Sergey in love with me and Aida?
Why did you decide so?
He’s watching me all day and I don’t understand anything.
– Well daughter, maybe he’s still choosing which one he likes more from VAC?
How is that? Do you know what your mother is in love with? You walk after her, you look at her.
Then she pauses and gives a phrase, from which someone behind me bends halfway with laughter:
and AAAA! I understood! You just had no choice!? to

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №148817
 06.02.2018
At first, the normal man was outraged by slave-ownership, and then the supporter of old-age parasitization began to say that not all grandmothers were eager to become slaves.

Even if the non-grandmothers from the very beginning were smaller and did not eat their brains, as they want to become grandmothers, how they will help with grandchildren, you only give birth, and then we are all ourselves... one in one like children cries at the mother's pup - and the consequences are exactly the same.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №148816
 06.02.2018
In the shop:
“Sir, I’d like a box of good candy, but it’s not too expensive.
For a girl?
For me for the doctor.
To thank or to avenge?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №148815
 06.02.2018
The incorrectness of the example is that the demonstration of a female figure is not analogous to the demonstration of a male penis. On the contrary, in a woman, the primary signs deep in the body are hidden, and such accelerated models are not what you will not see in the advertisement of dentistry, but not even in porn banners. Even the breast sign is already secondary.
So the question here is entirely relevant. If you advertise a fitness club, then you can also show a half-naked man by depicting his torso, and if you need a roof tiles or ice cream, what a male figure, what a female?
Sexualization has long been concerned not only with female images. In movies for girls in the early puberty, there will definitely be some burning twist running around the screen without a shirt, I’m not talking about beautiful men in Japan, who are often just for decoration and introduced. Another question that men on such a sexualization of the male character begins hysteria "remove this gay" (because in the eye of the feminists we notice the scratch, and ourselves when seeing the ass of the drawn figure - covered, by the way - shout out of indignation, ah)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №148814
 05.02.2018
Two tractors eat lunch in the field during the harsh harvest work. Potatoes, cucumbers and so on. One reads articles in a newspaper that is spread out as a bowl:
You hear, Mikhail, what they are writing. In 25 years of sexual life, the female vagina is worn up by only one ten thousandth of a millimeter!
Oh, I would have had such slides!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №148813
 05.02.2018
XXX: Interesting question: how will people be driven out of the streets?
How are the cars removed from the road? How are tapers removed from theaters? Where did the lifts disappear?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №148812
 05.02.2018
A few years ago, the NAC at the airport where I work had tightened the check-out by departure. I go on a business trip. The inspection area. Everyone is asked to take off their shoes and belts. The change of security service is familiar, but it is a new face. I don’t really want to understand. I refer to the new one:
Can you walk without taking off your shoes? They know me.
The answer pleased:
Ben Laden knows that too. Rise to.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №148811
 05.02.2018
The secretary and the wife of the boss fought.

YYY: And who is who?

XXX: It looks like both of them.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №148810
 05.02.2018
Dear lovers, stay alone and lie down after work! You are introverts, drawing energy from within, so you need peace and loneliness to recover. You don’t notice it, but in reality you don’t talk about it, people of this type are convinced that they understand them. And yes, that man has been silent for five years. When I heard it, everything became clear.
I wore my three years. Even in a joke with a tick stick, either silent, or "all is okay". Three years later, I was thinking about regaining strength. I stunned. You are my introvert! She led to the comp, read a long article about introverts and how to live with them and prayed: "Thus I told you the same thing." The Fucks! You are silent!! to
Be careful with your loved ones, all of you!

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna