I usually do without dessert. If you see me with dessert, it will be just Desert Eagle!

Maybe it’s time to talk about the cane again.
The youth? and :-)

After a long discussion on the Internet with the ex-girlfriend, the friend gave her a phrase.
The former B. The friend d.

B: Can you humanly answer what you want?! to

D is motorcycle.

We dive into the rack.
What is Rick?
The ship is sinking.
Why is Rick? A ship like "Ship"
This is when it is on the surface, it is a “ship” and when it is underwater, it is either a submarine or a rack.

After the phrase "good question" there is rarely an answer to the question.

Haber, discussing Nokia for 15 euros
XX: True, the keyboard looks uncomfortable. It is not clear how the screen on the sun will behave.
YYY: Will it evaporate?

I think in a couple of years it will be easier to immediately make USB sockets in the wall)

From the hub: discussion of the super-phone presented by CATerpillar (the rubber aluminum body, dust-resistant, can withstand underwater at a depth of a meter for half an hour and does not thunder).

Sicness
Sorry for not much of the off-topic and nubic question, but what is the reason for the permissible time in the water? Why half an hour?

Shultc
He can hold his breath for no more than half an hour. Then he breathes and begins to squeeze.

by las68
In half an hour, the bulldozer must get out of the drowned tractor, and call the master of the site, and if he did not get out - why does he have a smartphone?

Conversation with my sister:
I read "The Quiet Don" A reason for pride.
“When your grandchildren come to you at 80 and ask you, ‘Babule, what are you proud of in life?’ you will say, ‘I’ve read the Quiet Don.’
I will read "War and Peace" at that time.

Going for a walk with my husband.
Is it time for you to cut your hair?
M: Yes, it is still normal.
A car runs by, slowing down: Girls, are you driving?
M: Although you may be right!!!))

"YYYY: well yet found
YYY: I ordered two books - the money was returned in 60 days, the books came after 90.

"The product has not arrived. The seller sends the goods again.
The first package arrived. And two weeks later, another one. Now I have two friends :)"

Of course, the Russian Post and all that, but hopefully you did not offend the sellers and returned the excess? Otherwise, no one will be connected with Russia at all.

I was a witness, I was a witness.
In Domodedovo, two men already slightly heated take two 5 litre bottles of vodka. The cloudy girl behind the cashier piercing the lander says
In Israel, you can only bring 2 liters of vodka per person.
One man reacted amusingly.
And don’t worry, we’ll bring in two!"

Now worthy of their stars are more often found among cognac.

It is known that the main theme of the Yalta Conference in 1945 was the post-war structure of Europe. The Americans and the British were especially irritated by any intentions of the Soviet side to expand the borders of the USSR to the west. In particular, when it came to plans to include in the borders of the territory of Galicia (with the administrative centers of Lviv, Stanislav), it also caused their sharp criticism and resistance. Allies in the coalition argued their position by the fact that this territory historically did not belong to the Russian Empire.

In this case, gentlemen, I want to remind you that historically the city of Warsaw was part of the Russian Empire! Stalin said.

After this phrase objections to the fate of Galic...

I would like to remind some: that being a Russian, riding a Mercedes, owning real estate abroad, receiving money from the government of another state and at the same time having the love of compatriots, can only Stirlic.

xxx: When you go past the anti-theft signaling turniquet in the supermarket - "Peace...peace...I didn’t steal anything. I am clean!"
The main thing is to convince yourself and the tourist.
Zzzz: Oh, and if he ringed up. Then with a scream to rush on him to embrace his hands side by side, like his chest and shake up with wild cries: - I am Nothing _KING!!!! You hear, your mother, not the king!!!! to

NK: Grandma mastered SMS, and to save time, long words write shortened.
But anyway, questions such as what to cook - borscht or soup with fricks occasionally knock me in the rubbish.

by Habr
www: I argue, and not without reason, that a good background can and should be created not in a week, not in five days, or even not in three. To make a good picture for a casual game, no matter i-spy it, match-3 or arcade, 48 hours is enough.
xxx: 48 hours / 8 hour working day = 6 days
Yyy: You’re just not hard enough.
Zzzz: Oh, sleep again, heaven

I recently wrote a short article about this guy Olli.
He told me to stop flirting with his girlfriend.

Did the guy argue?

xxxh: no, just culturally and normally asked, thank you even said

Thank you for giving my girlfriend, but no more.

As my friend says: Timati is evil, and let Depardieu live - the old alkas... it is a pity!? to