Fez 70:...Of the last; youth, seven VAZs are underestimated, well, so low that the fuel pipe on the asphalt - the car burned, all are alive.

>Do you understand if during a nightmare that occurs, as they say, in the phase of a shallow
Sleep, you feel on your stomach a heavily crumbling heavy body, which is also
>wreaking, and unhappyly whispering bass, if you suddenly involuntarily rush,
The reality of dreaming terrible events is greatly reduced.

And then someone calls to sink out of the kitchen and you realize that the nightmare is just beginning.

Panam: The owner of the W463 (Gelentwagen) calls, asks if I can repair the ignition lock, or the car does not start. Ready to bring the castle. I answer him: Do you, when you have a headache, carry your head to the hospital, or walk completely?

It is a shame to spend maffins on some kind of soothing in the bathroom, only in vain will the product be ruined. In addition, the ipazza, when the little ones from the crushed biscuits under the ass... in general, when the pork is only the butt of the sheep suffers, and so - its own.
He is not a fool, but just a fool. In the sadomaso communities, the shit is criticized precisely because sadomaso is the usual domestic violence in a paphos envelope, this millionaire is essentially no different from Vasiy's sanitary worker, who drunkenly mocked his Dunka with a taburet, and Dunki are sure that this is from great passion and courage.
A cool crossover would have come out, if he did not get a sheep, but a whirling protagonist "disappeared", would have burned up a napara!

I tried to read "shades" both in translation and in the original. And it seems to me that masochism is only in one thing – reading this violence over literature. I would say a monstrous thing, but Donzova is better.

The acquaintance lives in the states, married for the second time to a local, both are named Tom. Sometimes she jokes, “This is my second Tom, sometimes I crazyly want to burn it.” and c)

Tetra: Anardil, what about fishing?
Anardil: Fish in its entirety and preservation. Almost nothing was caught.
Tetra is Cheita?
Anardil: Great) Well, you understand that the fish are at a much lower stage of evolution than we, the higher primates.
So in order to compare our odds, we were wildly swollen and reversed six million years ago.

There are two reasons why I don’t give money to the homeless:

1st They need money for alcohol.

2nd I need money for alcohol.

Kapral: I had a friend, a fan of tuning and forcing engines. Now he has a service for repair, tuning and "charge" off-road vehicles for competitions. And once he was all "drunk" over Zaporozhye motorcycles. Available and not unfortunate.
The motorcycles, of course, were not serial. And heated up! So there was another tank for 40 liters of water in the car, and a spraying pump on each boiler. When overheating, the "cold shower" was turned on.
Then some men went fishing.
On the way "there," in the shit, he bustled, then into the village for food on the same roads... the water ended, and at the rise in front of the village the motor had to be stunned, the shob did not slip from overheating. But he crossed the hill, and slightly pushing it down to the village, to the nearest well. there poured water, and while the car was poured, it cooled. Sitting down, hanging up and going. And he almost stumbled at the pillar, losing control, for he was roaring at the evil one, seeing in the mirror the rows of men from the bench opposite the well.
From their point of view - "I swallowed the constipation! the man pushed by hand! I drove to the well, poured a couple of waters in the tank - and left!and "
This is how the legends of Russian cars are born, capable of fucking driving.

alexdeg: I watch the stitch advertisement of the Beast, the phrase "Every animal dreams of becoming a star" stuck. Home 2 and with them.
555: Not to mention all our show business )))))))

I don’t know why everyone doesn’t like gay people. Having seen a gay couple on the street, you have to rejoice that they are getting rid of the competition and you will get +2 girls to choose from, or at the same time. All such initiatives must be supported in other people.

Dear local filmmakers! Hollywood doesn’t ask you anything, just stop answering it.

Panam: Another idiot came here. Type - replace me with transistors that control the ignition coils. Okay, I say 10 pounds. Is it so expensive? If it is expensive, change yourself if you are smart. And I don’t have a spat with a thin grief. See also :lol:
tyrist70: Permanent theme - I would, but there is no solder :-)
I just take a note and write the address.
Please contact us for 150-300 rubles.
Will it really help?
Yes it is 100%!
What office is there?
The store where the stools are sold. and :-)

At the point!

I don’t know why everyone doesn’t like gay people. Having seen a gay couple on the street, you have to rejoice that they are getting rid of the competition and you will get +2 girls to choose from, or at the same time. All such initiatives must be supported in other people.
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and are often eliminated very competitive - deaf, intelligent, who, in addition, are not lazy to waste time taking care of themselves and the gym.

> you are a wealthy pervert!!! Give her a live flamingos! They came after her car, strapped by a spiral orchestra! Throw her in a bathroom filled with black maffins.

I am a hopeless housewife - the first thought: fucking, well, how to wash the bath after the blueberry?

Scientists have crossed a pig and a man!
Comment: I even know a few of them.

Opening of the new supermarket:

Girl, where is your wine department?

There is no department yet.

Did you open up at all?! to

I have a Vietnamese colleague at work. He doesn’t have a very good language, but he always has short comments on the subject. We have been on a break, smoking. Half of them are on their phones. Here’s one colleague to another: Show me how your dog looks? "Very delicious" - is distributed by the Vietnamese.

and Japan
Temples are temples, but the most important thing for me in Nara is the naked deer.In parks, special biscuits are sold to feed deer. If they noticed you with cookies, then you were caught: they will be chasing for a long time, beating, can surround, pull for clothes, and also they, the shit, bite to the bluffs!You knew that their horns are warm? I honestly didn’t know! True, the deer were not very happy when I tried to touch their horns.Even local deer are trained to worship to get cookies. It looks funny, look at the video!

Alexander: Vladislav, how law-obedient are you!Do you always observe the PD or do you not violate them just because it hits your pocket?
What’s wrong with PDS? It is natural for intelligent adults.
Reader: Well... Signals from behind will be, unpleasant!