What Russian "good" - English "horror show"

Chuvakou, who was looking for a book about the inventor-failed, who was drunk creating different units, and then could not understand what he created and why. I had a lot of trouble because of that.
The inventor was named Galloway Gallager. The book is called "This is my world". Not a book, but a cycle of stories.
Bring to the sufferer, really a rubbish book :)

The crew, returning from the flight, told about the An-12 in one of the African ports. Each of the ten wheels of the aircraft was half painted in white – as if a crazy painter had split each wheel in half in diameter and painted only one half. Everyone wondered who and why painted the wheels.

They were not surprised for long. Going outside the territory of the airport, they saw a flower bowl, broken under the USSR. The Klumba was traditionally enclosed with spinning wheels, half digged into the ground. The overground part of the wheels is painted in white. Lots of wheels were missing.

Do you know the conditions for receiving maternity capital? Their author, probably, ballet from the "Three of Prostokvashino", from the place "I brought you the package, but I will not give it to you"...

I go with a girl to me today. And I have posters from the old owners in the tambour, where we take off the shoes, Britney and some other grandmother.
A girl showing her grandmother:
She has no breasts, even smaller than me.
And then to Brittany:
And this one has a chest – separate it!

We have a predecessor with the name Machin-Machin.
It is even a figure with the fact that all the jokes about him were uniform, like the jokes of Cap: "I do not repeat, I do not repeat!", "We will increase the counter by one, we will increase the counter by one"...

But when the comrade proposed to give him a pet Chao-chao to the DR without a sting...

Fedya
and Negro

Fedya
But the Samsung toner catch now I know how to understand))))))))

Girl Blonde (D) and Boy Student - Physicist (P)

Q: Hats, semafor on the light-diode matrix, basy!
D: What does this word mean?
Q: The Semafor?
D: not
Q: The light of light?
D: not
The Matrix?
D: No is it!
P and what? O_O
D: The basil...?

Are you going to be an olive?
WOW: No
HH: Then I’ll sleep in it.

Another “genial” explanation. Orthography and punctuation are original.

Explanatory to the Principal Doctor of the Regional Hospital
I, a thermal engineer, was assigned the task to the dwarfs from the RMM to bring the stand in the working state in the 3rd hospital.
At the same time, they should not have burned anything, because I did not give them such instructions. However, these goats, on the eve of the fucking with a stand, attached to the basement an old, dirty, oily fucking and placed it carefully under a fucking stand, so that the sparks did not fly, but fell directly on this, no-one-needed fucking.
When the dots from the RMM began to bring the herer's stand into working state with the help of a welding machine, down on the fuffayka, like a New Year's fireworks, sparks flew and I wandered from this picture, remembered the difficult childhood, and like a lamb, quietly settled on the picture of the fire. Then the smoke began to fill all the floors of the 3rd hospital. Panic arose and I, in order not to look for further adventures on my ass, quietly went off. Fuck, it won’t happen again.
Heat engineer A.V.

I feed my dogs with meat. Truth is once every 3 months for procedures to carry, that would worms did not.
Do you eat raw? Prepare it and that’s all.
Oh, Shash, I can even freeze it!

After watching "House" I, inspired and embracing the catch, confessed: "Dear! I have to tell you (dramatic pause)... our cat is not from you!!!and "
A dear envy, but then important answered: "I guessed!" "Why????Because when you came to me, the cat was three years old!!!and "

$erg (09:57:12 15/02/2010)
Carnival is in Venice.

Dazz (09:57:39 15/02/2010)
Macarons in Prison

I know a 3 year old girl. In the morning with my grandmother.
Grandma, give me a bowl!
(The grandmother is lazy to get up – pretending to sleep)
V: Grandma, well, I said, POSALUTA, eat an estimate I want. (mama continues to pretend, grabbed...)
Grandmother, she really wants to eat! It is fucking!! to
Grandma does not react.
The child moves to her bed, looks at her in the face and is annoyed: “Sleep well, SCOTINA!”

I found behind the old closet a jumper...Scuco! I will not break away!

I watched a duel. I listen more carefully when I dig with the compound. The ears are:
And now it is "I was riding"!
I turned in horror... It turned out to be the jump of Jakko Tallus...

Everyone who hates this black bank "Russian standard" bring it to the best!!! Let’s see how many of us are!! to

She: as a child, 15 years ago, when we gathered with my girlfriends at my house, they built houses from chairs and blankets like all normal children. We sat inside a circle, put a centh lamp and started telling the secrets, discussing the boys, etc... and since we were at home, we called our structure... HOUSE 2

The defender of cats who dropped Tolick from the balcony! We are with you! How are you? not found? How is life at your friend’s house?

Here is an interesting thing... You have 100 friends in contact, and 70 of them don’t communicate for several months, and you don’t want to. Not friends, but one name... But suddenly – they become 99, and immediately unhealthy curiosity – is what kind of fox is no longer my friend?! to