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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №94054
 16.02.2014
– Listen, is Valky at all an insulting man?
His way of offending is very ambiguous.
– to?
- If, for example, tell him "Walick, you are a lazy fuck",
He is offended "Why am I lazy?"

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №94053
 16.02.2014
History of Homosexuality in Russia.
A.s Pushkin promises to visit a gay friend, but provided that he will not stick to him, in verses:
I will be glad to serve you.

Poetry, proof, with all your soul

But, Vigel, save my ass!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №94052
 16.02.2014
here here :
By your logic, the seller of a music store may not know the Beatles because they are not from his era?? to
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And according to your logic, the salespeople of music stores should conservatories graduate plus a postgraduate degree in world music history? Are the book sellers philologists?
I'm not sure that the stores will attract such salaries to the sellers, and if they pull - then you, the buyers, will have to fight for it.

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I worked as a consultant in stores of two different sports brands and knew the composition, purpose and history of the creation of each model of shoes, always remembered the price and what sizes are in stock.
I am not saying that this is very useful information, but that the seller should know the whole range. This greatly contributes to the interest in what you are selling. I myself often go to bookstores and in 98% of cases I immediately, even without the use of a computer database, showed where the book I am looking for, regardless of the author's fame.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94051
 16.02.2014
In Crimea, an American was beaten for supporting Euromaidan.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №94050
 16.02.2014
A teacher who has not passed the exam:
After what he has done to us, he must marry us all.
HGH: It is a pity that polygamy is prohibited by law.
XHH: We would all hit him with puddles.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №94049
 16.02.2014
I got a leak for a broken hose.

[ + 20 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94048
 16.02.2014
To the question about the "fire hyena"... Yes, this is FireFox!!! to

[ + 30 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94047
 16.02.2014
For the first time in the history of a newborn Canadian girl, three parents have been officially registered in the birth certificate. The new legislation allows up to four persons to register as parents of a child.

This is shit, friends.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94046
 16.02.2014
I got plastic windows today!! The workers took them into the apartment and placed them in the hall near the wall. They said they would come in the afternoon.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №94045
 16.02.2014
From July 1, 2014, it will be prohibited to manufacture, sell and import swing trousers to Russia.
<Trollface> Why?
<Trollface> and without cowards can not?
<Spi> without a coward?
<Spi> without the cowards!? to
<Spi> is a coward!
<Trollface> And the Demon Pants

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №94044
 16.02.2014
LittleSlivo: to protect
LittleSlivo: I sit in a cafe with a friend
LittleSlivo: we made 2 cappuccino in honor of the holiday on February 14 at the expense of the institution
LittleSlivo: I don’t think you understood me so :D

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №94043
 16.02.2014
Something is wrong with your head lately – eating too much.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №94042
 16.02.2014
While in the North African Theatre of Action of World War II, German tankers have established a tradition of moving heaps of camel debris for happiness. Seeing this, the Allies made anti-tank mines masqueraded under these mobs.
After some of them worked, and German tanks exploded on them, enemy tankers began to carefully avoid the untouched rubble.
Then the Allies made some improvements to such mines: they began to be manufactured with traces of the tanks that had already moved them.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94041
 16.02.2014
Two men cried out:
My wife suffers from alcoholism.
What, is he drinking?
and no. I drink. And she suffers.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94040
 16.02.2014
If there is a field called sex (a purely biological value), then the sexes are yes, only two are male and female. But if there was a gender field, then, as it is correctly noted, there are variants.
It is...
The Egyptian enters the states, fills out a questionnaire at the entrance, he is asked:
and sex?
5-6 times a day
I mean male, female?
Male, female, sometimes - camel

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №94039
 16.02.2014
This is before sexual puberty.
A virgin, but still a virgin.
The girl
A woman is no longer a virgin, but a woman.
And they say, becoming a woman means losing her.
and virginity)
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Do you want the girls to clarify this point before talking?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №94038
 16.02.2014
These two bugs:
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Help me find the movie:
The plot is like this: a drunk man is not in his apartment, the hostess of a cute blonde is first angry, but then they have a reluctant relationship. She has another old boyfriend.

I watched a few times very drunk before the New Year and so I can’t remember anything more. Can you tell me the name or how did it end?
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Can you tell me about a film from the 1990s?
I only remember how a few men question a beautiful grandmother who sits in front of them on a chair, throwing her foot for her foot.
And then at some point she moves her leg, and you can see such an enormous hairy p*dish.
What kind of film?
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It is the same movie. It is called "Let's Go Out of the Resource GOVNO-TROLL"

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №94037
 16.02.2014
Actress Brittany Snow’s father is named John Snow.
WOW: And he knows nothing?

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94036
 16.02.2014
This is what I noticed: If our athlete appears in advertising, he definitely loses!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №94035
 16.02.2014
When we talked about castles made of sofa pillows and tanks made of wooden boxes, we remembered a summer in the village. In 2000, girls aged 8-11 years of age played in the royal court and magic, using bricks prepared for the decoration of a house. Not dragging far, they built the wall of the throne hall in natural size. And I also pulled out to us and my girlfriend two halves of scattered bricks, painted their mouths and ears on them and proclaimed them our dogs. We fed them, washed them, built a booth and walked on a rope. There are two small ones, bricks trailing along the asphalt and talking to them.

And then we decided to become sealormons, and I took on the stroke training, making a scare and teaching the girls to chew him with his legs and scary verbal formulations.

I remember shaking. XD Happy childhood!

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