This guy is calling us again!

Which one?

What cartridges are trying to sell! Yesterday I called eight times, today the third.

Translate it to me, I’ll send it to you!

Wait, I’ll transfer you to a more competent specialist.

A man in a supermarket paid for food with a card, and for beer with cash. The black accounting.

Who wants statistics?

There are no data for 2015, but in 2014, the ratio of women’s wages to men’s wages in the budget sphere increased to 74.2%.
has grown. Up to 74 percent. That is, where a man gets 100 rubles, a woman gets 74. And that’s still good – before it was less.

This is the budget area. In the commercial sector, nobody knows. All the statistics on the subject ends somewhere in 2013, but before 2013, the ratio is roughly the same: where a man has 100 rubles, a woman - from 50 to 70.

- I see no people knowing about the aviation of ancient India on the branch.
Everything is elementary. Anyone who is familiar with yoga, esoterics, meditation knows that the yogis flew to any corner of the earth, leaving their broken body and then returning to it. This is the aircraft of ancient India.
How is it that there are no knowledgeable people in the branch?
We may have forgotten about yoga, meditation and esoterics, but we have perfectly mastered the processes of fermentation, rectification and hydrolysis.
The modern food industry produces a lot of yogurt substitutes, through which any person can leave his broken body and fly to any corner of the earth.

The Russians do not give up, but they often give up.

Did you vote for Putin Sobyanin?
and well.
“The Crimea is ours!” was screaming?
and well.
Did you have a kiosk?
and well.
What conclusions?
and Obama.

Mixing up bold Poles and dull Germans was an interesting decision. The funeral march of the Wehrmacht goes smoothly.

VLAD: I’m in Ahuya, what’s happening here in this Moscow. The Center of Depravity and Depravity.
Good thing, we are leaving.

Do not la la. As long as Frodo was wearing the ring on his neck, everything was fine. As he puts on his finger, he will be sprinkled, then the finger will be bitten. Be careful with the rings.

A printed thyroid for a mouse.
20 years later on the then analogue of torrents:
- Whoever has to download the kidney in normal quality, get up for delivery!
This is where it is (link)
- No, there is a left-handed assembly of some sort, wrapped up with some kind of wickedness: it depends on beer "

I: The Head of Crimea considers Valentine’s Day a spiritual garbage"
by Dasha : He doesn’t want to give a gift to his wife.

Liquid for illiterate selfish male trufflers

You don’t even know when you have an orgasm. He asked one, and she "he knew ".

If the lady says so, then she has never had an orgasm (with you)
This feeling of pleasure is not to be confused with.

12:36, 12 February 2016
The court ordered the diocese of Nizhny Novgorod to pray for payment of debt

The total amount of debt of the diocese, including pennies and state duties, was more than 521 thousand rubles. At the proposal of the plaintiff, the church undertook to pay a part of this sum, and to repay the rest with prayers.

In accordance with this peace agreement, the defendant undertakes to pay the plaintiff part of his claims, set out in the claim, in the amount of 200 thousand rubles, on the terms and in the manner stipulated by this peace agreement. The defendant also promises to pray for the health of the slave of God Arseniev Ivan Mikhailovich and the slave of God Leopustin Sergey Alexandrovich, their families and well-being in all their good deeds and initiatives”, – said in the text of the agreement between the commercial firm and the Nizhny Novgorod diocese.

Under these conditions, the plaintiff refused the other material claims.

A worldwide agreement under such conditions is unprecedented. The document does not specify how the control of the performance of obligations on the part of the defendant will be carried out.

I did not understand one.

I wake up on Monday morning at the alarm clock, wake up my wife. It almost immediately sparked all the universe’s anger on me. It turned out: I snorted so much that she could not sleep. Pushes, pinks and other manipulations also led to nothing. I was choking! Unable to fall asleep, she went to sleep in the child’s room. There she slept. And... began to sneeze. The child who woke up pushed her, kicked, eventually did not stand and went to sleep in the remaining free room. A woman wakes up in the middle of the night from a cat’s bed: there is no child! I went to search: next to my husband - no, in the kitchen - no, in the bathroom - too. A sleeping child found himself in a free room, hiding with a shelter and sleeping peacefully. And in the morning, all the righteous anger of the kidner fell on his mother: "She came, the bed and blanket pressed, grabbed, pushed out, thought to go to bed with his father, approached the door, and from there cried even more than from his mother; looked at the clock - only 3 o'clock in the morning: went to sleep." Only I slept.
Z is. In a family where everyone snores, the one who falls asleep first falls asleep.

Why did the cat run? Did the child also sneeze?

My brother and grandfather always argue. My brother loves to watch the comedy club. My grandfather loves to watch anchorage and so on. And everyone thinks that the other’s program is full of stupidity and shit. And I’m like Switzerland: on the side, and I think they’re both right.

The Idiot
You don’t even know when you have an orgasm. He asked one, and she "he knew ". Objective signs I have already written here.
— — —
Oh man! The fact that you are not lucky with someone there "one" does not mean that everyone is. Ask me! And move away from your "objective signs". We women are not machines with diodes.

As the German-Fascist railroads said – met the Belarusian guerrilla – life went to the point.

Again the old man went to the blue sea and began to call the golden fish. And the old man begged, "Would my old lady become the Master of the Sea!" and the fish said, "Hey her, not the department of fishery. 4% indexation of pensions and a year no more come!"

What to do if someone else reports your child?
To wreak a scandal, to provoke a scandal!

Alexey Pehov

Larks, flying cakes, Oscar DiCaprio, the new iPhone. All this is a shell that has buried under it a real miracle. Spatial and temporal waves. This is what is important to humanity.
to control them. to jump back. Save the cakes, not let cook the cake. to jump forward. Take the Oscar from the hand of the one who gets it and give it to DiCaprio. Buy an old one that is now a new iPhone and go to Jesus to make a selfie.
Think more globally. The “smile”