He opened the refrigerator, took a bag of kefir, took a dishwasher, put a bag on it, took a knife...

The Rental Director:
The Soviet Union is an empire that has existed for centuries.

But now everyone knows - you see an unknown fig in the sky - go away, loose, from the glass window.

Typical situation in my house:
Brother: Maham, do you need help?
Mother: Yes, it would not be bad!
Brother: Lena, go and help my mom.

Weather in Chelyabinsk:

According to meteorologists in Chelyabinsk fell 100 thousand square meters of glass.

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A little about the difficulties of translation and meteorite from a friend who is studying in Sweden:

American people, looking at the Chelyabinsk clips, ask what the word "nikhuiyasebe" means. I explain that this is "meteorite" in Russian. The Russian language is astronomically rich.

Tundra: What happened in Chelyabinsk?
Io: I do not know. It was as if a meteorite had fallen.

Montgomery
17:46 What to give a girl on Valentine's Day?! to
17:50-And all, men, checked the SMS, we split two days ago,
Question is removed.

Online games are evil.

All the videos related to the fall of the meteorite in Chelyabinsk have one common feature, they all start with the phrase: "Not x#I myself"

Gathered once Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Jackie Chan together in the movie. We watched what movies are being made now and decided to go back to the film industry.

About a former boyfriend:
He had nothing to pull out of his pants except an iPhone.

About the Meteorite

XXX: I liked the video from the warehouse.
XXX: These are the real chickens.
XXX: What is there? The door exploded? Well, close the other, remove this and continue to work.)

Today I saw in the hostel of the Universe of Friendship of the Peoples the inscription in huge letters:"Love Russia, Pidaras!!!))

Comments of foreigners on the videos:

"What fucking thing in Russia has all the cameras in the cars, is this the law of some kind?"
"Why so many videos from Russia from cars?"
"Why does everything that is protected always happen in Russia?"
The Russians recorded the fall of a meteorite from the hell knows how many angles, and the Americans have no record of how the dirty plane falls on the Pentagon?

The problem is that the number of people with unlimited possibilities is growing.
Bakutkin

A familiar doctor told me...

When he was working in Susuman, a small village in the Magadan region, a man aged forty years after the operation, judging by the face - a big lover of drinking, entered the resuscitation. On the first day of his stay in the department, he told the staff that he was very concerned about the cat, which walked around the chamber.

“Alcoholic psychosis” – judged doctors. The man was tied to the bed, placed catheters, began to drop. But the “psycho” didn’t go by. The man said that the cat is grinding and he begins to be afraid of her.

The doses of drugs prescribed to the man increased, but the manifestations of "psychosis" increased. A man with a frightened face and shaking hands assured the doctors that a loud cries of kittens had been added to the cat’s whisper. Esculaps changed the drugs prescribed to him to more serious, but the unfortunate "psychosis" did not want to yield even to enhanced therapy.

It is not known how this whole case would have ended if, during the next general cleaning, the sanitary did not find to her great surprise under the bed a sufferer.

The child received a doctor’s toy set. The cat started a new life with hard-to-treat diseases.

Discussions about the fall of a meteorite over Chelyabinsk:
xxxx: how many wishes could be guessed while he fell)
Yyy: One wish is to stay alive.

Chelyabinsk meteorite paralyzed all offices in Russia, the damage is billions of dollars

News about the fall of a meteorite.
and.
Most after the fall of the meteorite in Chelyabinsk suffered microbloggers, who have been forced to read this joke for more than 4 hours.