About the fall of the meteorite in Chelyabinsk, comments on YouTube
Chelyabinsky astronaut returned home, and knocked the door!
......
Yyy: You fuck it funny, but I don’t laugh nicely! I sit, I mean I eat. And there is a bright light, and in a couple of minutes, the rabbit's rabbit's rabbit's rabbit's rabbit's rabbit's rabbit's rabbit's rabbit's rabbit's rabbit's rabbit's rabbit! The fucking morning.

XXX: the great Chelyabinsk wall was erected by eyewitnesses with their own bricks

Golobokov: Inhabitants of Chelyabinsk have already begun to understand superpowers.

Tell me, do you like sex?
She: Well... yes...
He said: Oh, I too! We will do it someday ;)
She: O_O

In Yape there is a discussion, the fall of a meteorite in Chelyabinsk, a comment killed:

This week has flown! Good Friday to everyone! ?

"xxx: A friend lives in America, studying in Brooklyn at the most ordinary American school.
xxx: in class 11 people - 4 Russians, the rest are Chinese.

The Huskies? In the bougie? and worship ;)

Negroes are in the wardrobe. From sunrise to sunset, 50 minutes

Igor' (09:25:40 15/02/2013)
Why did you explode there?

Kostik (09:37:00 15/02/2013)
is normal. This is Chelyabinsk.
We have this every morning...
This is only now in the press got, and in general - meteorites, green humans, space virus - as usual, it was already. You get up from bed in the morning, and a pair of zombies stand under the door - until you give food, they will not leave.

What harsh Chelyabinsk romantic promised his beloved on February 14 a star from the sky?

>>> I am 23 years old! I have believed in it for 23 years. I ate it all, so that I couldn’t get rid of it! And if I had to chew, I remembered that I hadn’t eaten anywhere! I thought it was like that! Thank you mom...

And here is my mom, if the 23-year-old fool still believes in signs.

from ZH:
Once I went to the toilet, and there the advertisement "not to throw paper into the toilet". There are no papers. I cut off the ad, wiped their ass and threw it into the toilet.

From Twitter:

Residents of the meteorite watched with horror the approaching of Chelyabinsk.

He has a big company. Girls, like best friends, lie hugged. Vania looks down at them and cries:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Go here! I want hugs too!

xxx: Fuck, my boss has finally borrowed me, in short, I can change the soundtracks on my phone for a melody for free. He was named "The Chief ".
YYY: and...
XXX is nothing. He’s trembled, and now I hear every time I call him "You’re lucky, you’re like everyone else. You are working in the office"

The Friday. by 8:30. A crowded bus. The girl who has just entered tries to get up more comfortably and screams with indignation:
Give me your foot!
The man standing next to him is indignant:
And you put it right, don’t have to throw it on my shoulders!
Passengers in ecstasy. The curtain!

The Buddhist (social alarm) calls the type:
Blah blah... wake up.
I: Where are you from?
He is from Moscow, and you?
I: I am in the outskirts.
He: Where is it?
Have you heard of Baikal?
He said, “No, that is it?
I: Well the lake, Baikal? How did I not hear?
He is: Ella

No one has heard of Baikal. From Russia. About Baikal, fucking, I haven’t heard anything!
Half a day in shock.

>"My client is fucked. When I show him the finished result of work on a computer monitor, he gets a loop (a shade on a short rope) and, closing his eyes and directing his hand to the monitor, something whispers about himself. Thus it measures energy. When he asks me to replace something, I don’t always change for a spell, he measures in the second time and says, “That’s okay!”
>What should I do?"
We had such a pred - you bring him your collar - he criticizes it on what the light stands, still don't let God call it the most terrifying mother's word, you leave him all the outflows, and in a week you bring the same, without corrections - he looks and says so acutely - well, a very different thing!

The miserable who wrote:

How, how did it happen...
Previously, the girl said so gently to me, “Do you want more tea?” and “How’s the cake?” and “Dear, go to bed.”
And when she became a wife, she began to speak in a rough bass about the same situations: “Take out the bed! ", "Not licking the knife! " and "March out of the room – I’m changing clothes! ".

Why did you write this village? You can pull a girl out of a village, but not a village out of a girl.

When the joke begins:

" and The Russian Post finally delivered the meteorite! And it should have been 21.12.12 brought!"
"The Ural Zinc Plant is so harsh that it takes ore directly from space"
"Nothing is as alert as a morning meteorite"
"In Chelyabinsk -17, sunny, a small meteor rain"

by Lisa Liza

Explosion of a meteorite over Chelyabinsk
KAA: This Russian Post finally delivered the meteorite! And should have been 21.12.12 bring!
Barristan®: They also broke him down on the road.