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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №77439
 15.02.2013
What are your plans for Valentine?
WOW: Well... part of the evening I will lie on my back, pressed by someone’s body to the floor.
The Judo?
by Ugo (

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №77438
 15.02.2013
Fuck, in all the news, this is your meteorite.
- And I just woke up because of some dream, I went to squeeze. Just bed, and here’s that shit!
Instead of the alarm.
That’s what you know now that a meteorite, the glass gathered in a bag and it was fun.
And at first, when the unknown man first lit up like the sun at night, and then exploded, and the glass flew, and then even the phones did not work, on the television the psychedel about rubbing with carrots, and on the radio songs - here was scary.

[ + 31 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77437
 15.02.2013


Bruce Willis: You tried to call me!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №77436
 15.02.2013
Climatized
with a celebration)
by 22:25:08

Irvine
Even if I don’t like him ?
by 22:25:26

Climatized
What is it?? )
by 22:25:57
Like a lovely celebration.
Second March 8

Irvine
ah, commercial it is some sort of, non-Shenzhensky, and as if there is only 1 day in the year, when you can confess in love to the 2nd half......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №77435
 15.02.2013
On one website (picaboo) added news about the new phone Vertu.

XXX: There is a question. for! What? what? Why are they wasting such money here?
yyy: For the body of zirconium steel and the finishes of the mammoth ass is understood, along with the glass of volcanic origin, mined by the Japanese virgins on Friday the 13th in a full moon between 2 and 3 o'clock of the night, as always.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №77434
 15.02.2013
Review of Mortal Kombat:
The scenes between the battles themselves reach the marasma. Something like" – Get out of the road! No is! Then I will study you!"
Like in porn.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №77433
 15.02.2013
Eating stress is harmful, and snacking is beneficial.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №77432
 15.02.2013
February 14 is an unofficial, but widely celebrated in the professional world computer worker day. On February 14, 1946, the scientific world and all interested were demonstrated the first real-world electronic computer ENIAC I.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №77431
 15.02.2013
by kg :

Is Vulentine a patron of the trade in candy and other shit?

by AL:

And "red plush ass"(c)

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77430
 15.02.2013
Before a pair of swimming in a Sverdlovsk university.

“Girls, Liverpool is blowing Zenit today!
Don’t you think it’s strange that we’re talking about football in the women’s dressing room?
No Valentine’s Day to talk about.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №77429
 15.02.2013
X: Yes, I have a boy in the group one constantly beats girls, we report it, silence, can not and all that. And he replies, Daddy’s mom’s house is beating all the time. I am a 3.5 year old boy. We are in shock, the family is decent, all the norms.
The Poor Child, Blind
X is AHA. I decided to know him more easily. I ask, Cyrus, does Dad often beat Mom?
And he is like this: of course, all the time, shaking her ass, in the morning and in the evening!
Tagged with: ahaha, mill

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №77428
 15.02.2013
You are looking for love all around, you are looking for love all around, you are looking for love all around, you are looking for love all around, you are looking for love all around, you are looking for love all around, you are looking for love all around, you are looking for love all around.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №77427
 15.02.2013
and XXX:
I cry
and XXX:
Modern phones are ideal for sitting in the ash, for hanging in the innet, for Instagram
and XXX:
How well they are adapted for calls.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №77426
 15.02.2013
Judging by legislative trends, we will soon be taxed on life and prohibited from dying.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №77425
 15.02.2013
Anyone besides me was thinking '??' between '+' and '-' should also be pressed?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №77424
 15.02.2013
WT: My husband and I decided to try a snack for the Day of Love. After the extraction, he described her appearance with the words "She is dead. She must be buried."

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №77423
 15.02.2013
Judging by the crowd of cafes, February 14th is a day when single girls in small groups gather in different establishments and carefully convince themselves and their friends, which, in general, is not very much wanted.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77422
 15.02.2013
Come to the dekanate, ask about the transfer to the budget, maybe!
I don’t want to, my aunt is sitting there. Go by yourself!
Oh well please! I am afraid x
I am also x)
zzz ha ha... and this is the conversation of the senior and proforga =.=

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77421
 15.02.2013
Business lunch in an Irish cafe – four liters of beer.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77420
 15.02.2013
In the group about dreams, controlled dreams and the like (i.e. About dreams, dreams and so on. Admin offered to meet in Moscow. The first comment:

The class! And what shall we do? to sleep? )

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