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Among the lovers of cleanliness the most unpleasant jopolises.

Not mine, but I liked it.
I have a girlfriend, 29 years old, not married and never had a serious relationship. Small-growth, full and frankly "on the amateur" outwardly, works in a state institution, gets little, lives in a dormitory, no education. We’ve been friends for 8 years and all this time she’s constantly looking for a man and can’t find it.

She came to me again for a visit, and, as usual, had a conversation that she, looking at us, very much want family, husband, children and some stability in life. That the years go by, and she is neither younger nor better, and happiness is not. She asked to help her, to introduce someone.

My husband works in a car service, I turned to him with the question of whether they have solitary intelligent guys. The husband replied that there was one very good guy, working, not drinking, lonely, adequate. In general, we decided to try to work with cupcakes. He explained the matter to the man, and he agreed.

I invited a friend to talk, delight and arrange a meeting. She ran forward joyfully and asked who he was. I begin to explain, the steward, the interpretative, her peer, not married, no children, friends with the head. Here a friend changes in the face and gives a phrase from which I fall into a stupor: "And for whom do I have a stitch? No, I don’t need a bearer. I want a solid, some kind of director, beautiful, smart, generous.” I missed the gift of speech. One question revolved in the tongue: "Why are you a beautiful, intelligent, solitary, rich director who is not young, not very beautiful, not rich, uneducated?“”

I didn’t want to break the friendship and hurt the person, I kept silent. Meanwhile, the guy was waiting for the meeting, and it was very shameful to explain to him the reasons for his girlfriend’s refusal. I decided to go on a horse ride, to introduce another friend of mine. A normal woman, 30 years old, average body structure, average appearance. I agreed with Yulia, she willingly agrees to the steward, there is an exchange of phone numbers, a meeting.

According to a friend after the meeting, she is delighted with the guy, waiting for a second date. She is nothing but far from a model, not my type, I love tall, young, with a chic body, standing breasts, a beautiful face and expensive clothes.

Three people who could potentially have found family happiness for a long time, in the pursuit of ideal partners spend their years without noticing ordinary people. And then these people come to visit us and say, "Look, we envy you with white envy, you have family, children, comfort, and we are alone and so unhappy." My husband is not a director, and I am not a model. But we love each other, not fictitious stupid standards.

In general, lonely people, stop living illusions, waiting for princes and princesses. Life runs so fast, you don’t have time to look back as old as old. Look at the sides, there can be wonderful people nearby, with quite ordinary appearance and modest income.

Do not be embarrassed sometimes to look critically at yourself, ask the question "Do I myself meet my requests?" “If you want to be the wife of a general, marry a lieutenant.” The beauty of the face in years will fade, the beauty of the soul will multiply.

Lviv region, the son comes to his father:
      Glory to Ukraine!
      Glory to the heroes!
      – Hear, daddy, in the news, how do we press the colours?
      Listen to me, baby. Glory to the heroes, death to the enemies!! to
      But I got a message...
      - Son, immediately collect your things, we go to grandmother in Rostov!

c) L. N. G.

Who will tell me where I should go so that the Left would be recognized as a minority, and he would not be brainstorming me, but someone for my rights?
This is the same thing....
What does "to recognize" mean? The left is a recognized minority. There were stories about how they were oppressed in the dark ages, how they were re-teached by attaching their left hand to the body, in Soviet times, how many leftists per year die from the fact that all things are developed for the right, and so on.
And let him break with his double standards.

Not in my habits, but I can’t keep silent:

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Everyone who humanizes animals, considers them members of families, speaks to them, etc. I recommend checking with a psychiatrist. Something is wrong with you.

My cat will be 21 years old this year. I will be 29. How should I treat a cat?
And in general, you are sent to the reproductive organ, anonymous.

I’m not so intelligent, so I say to the same anonymous: go nahuy.
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I am a medical psychologist, I work in a psychiatric hospital, I conduct my large practice. The humanization of domestic animals and the attitude towards them as members of the family is one of the few human and normal manifestations of the human psyche.
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I don’t think it’s going to be a shit here, because. All against one.

Cocktail “Silent Night”: 50% methyl alcohol, 50% isopropyl.
From the first they are blind, from the second they are swallowed.

>> In general, normal girls shave their ankles and legs (at least).

Normal people do what they like. My feet are not shaved and nothing, I am not fainting.

xxh: a meeting of the graduates of the school is expected on Sunday (10 years already)
During this time, someone married, had children, divorced, moved to another city.
Somebody is me (

PolyMorph: fucking, I debiil)) about the instructions sent a misunderstanding was, sent back the question and a screenshot attached. Screenshot of tanks, blea)))
"The results of the game in tanks are impressive, but if there is really a difficulty in finding the necessary reference..."

XHH: Tell me I sent the contract to Krylov for agreement, and he is silent, who to write?
Yyy: Write the Non-Wing
Q: How is the name?
I am talking about the wing.
Q: Did I understand the name of the necrylov?
A family of non-residents and non-residents!!!! to

How is the chicken different from the member? Both are sitting at the feeder, only the chicken carries eggs, and the deputies scratch them!

This scarring on your face is...
The pillow.
Oh my God, this is...
It is from the sofa.
My hero is.

Man, you will laugh.
I laugh at you, what did you do?
All of you will laugh at my grass.

Diet is evil. I didn’t think my brain would reject it so soon. I got a wet towel. I hold in hand. And I carefully study the packaging in search of calorie information.

A: Take the hash - you will learn ))))
E: Yeah, and walk with him in the rain.
A: How is it!
A: In the cold too.
A is 37? He is Pofig! Fuck him!

I go to the store to meet a guy. The boy climbs and falls. He stands up, shakes away and, seeing our shocked faces, says: "Be careful, it’s slippery here."

I sit in the department, two police officers (C) are sitting in the office. A cleaner enters the office without knocking.
Is there any rubbish in the office?
C is two!

Here you go to work in the morning, where you have been working for more than 10 years, and the constant feeling: "Ba! Everyone has their back!"

The grandmother covers the preachers:
We are Orthodox and we do not need your Jehovah.