Sometimes you talk to someone, you think you’re a troll. And then it turns out – no, it’s just nonsense :(

The case was in Moscow, noted a friend's DR))) so decently drunk and decided to go to buy more) went in two with a friend) we went out into the yard and then he fell asleep he says you go I guess, well I go by the children's playground to me two copniks fit typically give a cell phone to call, and my phone is expensive... said that is not. Here one says, and if we check, well, I was under their head and replied where they would go in the end a fight began. How strange I did them both) I am happy that the hopnikov shouted a friend and at this moment I understand that I have someone behind my back, cooking there another man 6 stands... I run, half an hour from them in the area ran... all the forces at the outcome I run into some arc and there foolish and hopper from behind already run... I panic what to do... and suddenly I see a police bean standing on the machine I do not understand, I run and come to it, there are two people sitting there one drinks a mineral, I pull out this bottle and drink it all... here and I got where I went down.

I cleaned the keyboard in the note. Now I have enough material to collect a pearl, an army of dust monsters and a bakery.

My grandson (2,5 years old) really loves pasta with cheese. He sits in the kitchen with his grandfather and eats the same pasta. Suddenly, the granddaughter hears something interesting on the telic, throws an assessing look at the grandfather, moves his plate away from him, bats something like: "Dad doesn't want a dude" and runs into the room (all this literally in 3 seconds).On the middle of the road - a sharp stop, a twist, catches his plate, moves to another table, another meaningful look at the stunned grandfather and runs to watch the cartoon.
A quiet Ukrainian night.

This night was a nightmare. I dreamed that Ukraine and Egypt were united into one state I do not remember who joined, I remember only how excited all kinds of figures, through the television, sang about how our territory has increased, and that this is the beginning of conquering almost the entire universe.
The apophysis of schizophrenia was a warm yellow landscape, pyramids, and a sphincter with a mouth.
I woke up in a cold sweat, now I think whether to work less or drink more.

Gvinpinn: I looked at the speedometer and thought. On the counter, the distance is 6 digits, and on the jiggles 5. Does the car know anything?

What kind of shit are you constantly afraid of? And from here!! to
And the rest have such a short memory that these, melting, feared constantly in the best?! to
Your mother, how can you...

Recently, melodrams have moved on to that genre.
Previously, it was a pure horror film.
It's like a movie about vampires, and the slugs chew for two hours.
I think we should wait a few more steps soon.

Joe the Zombie. They eat human brains.
But he also has feelings. He loves a black woman named Merry.
And despite the rotten skin, it’s a mutual feeling.

Merry wants to tell people that the zombies are generally good, despite killing everyone they can.

Q: What is the name of the hidden wiring detection device?
The Perforator!

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Here's how fun in life happens - wanted to ride at 2 o'clock at night on a machine - came to Ganina's cave - and there the fire just started... (as a TV engineer - would have covered them long ago!) I went to the Pelagei concert - again fire... A telecome gathered in Nord24 to buy... Han Nord...
Do you have enemies? Let me go visit them))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

I am so lonely that... even in my dream the girl did not give. The reason is that she suddenly flew into space.

The courier on the Porsche Cayenne arrived O-O

Was it in Astana? So, I am not a courier, just a postcard from the boss brought, congratulations on the New Year.)))

Replies on the phone:
"I have never swallowed. Once the picture went up for 5 seconds when the aunt called, but from such a aunt and the pentagon's comp would depend.

I go to the subway with my girlfriend and we work there (both blondes). The car is old, recently renovated. Well, as we do - it is understandable: on one wheelchair, the support Teda knocks and grimits stronger than usual. I say to my friend, probably the wheel broke! I see the men are interested. The girlfriend snapped the chip and replied, “Dumb, here are the goats!” Would you have seen the eyes of these idiots who were ‘ridden’ over us! Would one of them be able to strike a nail? Now they’re all so glamorous and pedorrastic that they’re just chewing up.

It would be great if before sending a message/commentary, in addition to the bot test, you would have to undergo an IQ test.

I: I wonder what surgery a person needs to undergo so that he can shake?
It is to feed the cat.

I remember that from childhood I knew that both boys and girls have their own heavy share: boys 2 years to serve in the army, and girls to be pregnant 9 months and give birth))) And here I was very much tormented by the question - was I lucky that I was born a girl or, on the contrary, was unlucky? On the one hand, giving birth is painful, on the other hand, 2 years in the army without a mother is terribly long))))

The child, coming from school, asked me who Taras Volva was. I found nothing to answer immediately.

Dear, we have dinner today.
“We need dinner today... we need dinner.” I am weak!

The office is engaged in the distribution of alcohol among the production enterprises.
The girl sits and distributes applications from the factories, while reading in the ear:
150 liters of alcohol, per month, for the washing of the Petrov device
A break, and so dreamy:
What kind of device does Peter have that he needs so much alcohol every month?
Everyone quietly slipped under the tables.

by Xenobius