Call to Mobile:
I'm in the subway, I can't hear, I'll call back when I get out.
Allo, can you talk now?

I raise my voice and speak very clearly so that I can be heard in the noise of the subway.
No, I’m in the metro, I’ll call back later.
2: AAA is clear. Listen, this is the case...

by Facepalm

Australian biologist, physicist and mathematician. They see a black sheep on the field. There are black sheep in Australia. Physicist: No, there is at least one black sheep in Australia. Mathematics: There are no gentlemen. There is at least one sheep in Australia, and at least one side is black.
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These are three excellent examples of professional deformation. But they do not follow narrowness, breadth or any other qualitative characteristic of thinking.

And for lovers to translate their own names in hell prepared a special boiler.
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In general, of course, yes, but Torin is still dumb, even though he has even learned (y)d.
The main thing here is not to fall into heresy and fanaticism on both sides.
True, there is a third one, on which the translators are hated by the residents of Ristania and Hobbitania, the Evil Devil and other wicked.

As the army was a gathering of degenerates who did not succeed in entering the university - so it remained. They are now taught a year less.
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In my call, which remained with me part:
1st Yes, with a red diploma, he went to the army himself, because to run was down, and money - a pity. Now I work on the specialty, I remember the army as "it was crazy, but now it looks funny".
2nd He read after the technical school, to which the delay did not light, and to run was also falling. He is now studying.
Three Another after the universe, wanted to enter the organs, and there needs a soldier.
4 is Not after the universe, but I wanted to go to the MCU academy. Such was done.
5 is Doctor with a tower. He was immediately taken to the sanctuary, where he safely and well spent a year.
6 is He worked with small business. Hz, as it really is, but he said that he went to the army "by a jerk".
A couple of workers who already know who and where they will work – the factory promised.
And yes, a few semiconductors. But the normal mouthpiece did not hold such frames in the cock, so they were quickly fused somewhere.
Plus, they regularly went to shoot, and in part fulfilled non-fire norms (assembly-disassembly, equipment).

In the shop with a girl:
Let’s buy two chocolates.
Girl: Me and me!

of Bulgaria. It was once called the ''tomat republic, because it fed the soil of Europe with stunning tomatoes. Now there are greenhouse tomatoes...from the Netherlands. At the request of the EU, they closed nuclear power plants, shipbuilding, and computer production. Joined NATO

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In this sad era, are there people who have the name Grey still associated with the "wild sails" of Green? Reply to.
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Sasha Gray I don’t remember, "50 fucking" I’m not going to watch, Green remains.

The dumber the idea, the more chances it has to master the masses.

He dropped his car on the road and went to buy a hamburger. Why is?

Where should I put it? Go to the administration and tell them to make parking spaces!

He drank water and threw a plastic bottle on the sidewalk. Why is?

Where to put her? Let this foolish government put more urns!

I drove the dog without a guide to the playground. Why is?

- So there is still no children now, and the fucking must be removed, why do I pay the money?


I pulled a new pack of paper home from the office. Why Why?

You better ask these idiots officials why they robbed the country!

The same character arrives, say, in Dubai. The rubbish, trying to pull out a towel from the hotel, the hamit, for a second does not think about what their actions can cause inconvenience to someone. Why is this happening? Is it Chubby’s fault? No, friends, not at all. You are a man, not because our officials are so bad, not because Lenin destroyed the empire and did not make parks with urns. You are what, because you are what. And hate people you stop only when you smell a fine or other possible trouble for you. Be honest with yourself at least.

To the surprising conclusion came Dr. Sidorov of Physical and Mathematical Sciences, studying the apartment receipts for February: if the utilities were actually delivered to the house as much heat as they want money, the explosion would be visible from Mars with the naked eye.

Interesting question: The first people on Earth (Adam and Eve) had three sons. How could the three individuals of the same sex (one of whom was killed, the other was cursed) come from the human race?? to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! to
Yyy: heretic you are fucking
The Genetic Fund? Fuck it is all.
yyy: from the rib baby fucking - this is the approach

Zem: If you could put a wind generator in the head of certain people, I am sure that nuclear energy would not be in demand!! to

Salute to Valery
WADIM: I am confused about this process.

Oleg Gromov
The Royal City Tourist Club

Oleg Gromov
A long time ago, I thought it was just in the city of Krolovo.

Constance of Vineyards
fucking
Toughened

Constance of Vineyards
Mercy of the Lord and Her Majesty the Royal Club of Alpine Voyages.

50 Shades of Grey - and readers, and viewers.

This is:
here here :
xxx: the apogee of lazy: the husband so did not want to disassemble the dishwasher and get clean dishes out of it, that he washed the dish.)
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What do you know about Lenny? I liked doing nonsense at school so much that I started studying for five, to decide everything for half a year at the check-in, and then sit and watch the ceiling. And the graduation exam in mathematics (then there was no talk about EGE so that it was the usual one) I generally decided in 20 minutes, then I sat down and re-written everything to the cleaner.

As they say, lazy people are the best workers. Because they do everything quickly - so that there is more time to hassle, and qualitatively - so that they do not rework.

Every cycle is called a recursion.

I don’t understand the noise around “50 Shades of Grey” – not the first work devoted to garden masochism. At the Institute we generally passed through the personality and creativity of Zacher-Mazoch. And if he knew how we were mocking his name, he would probably have it.

If you are in the woods, you can drive the ticks away from you by making a solution from one part of tea tree oil and two parts of water. I suspect that if you use this advice, then all the ticks of the Leningrad region will slip to watch the man chew oil from the tea tree near Priozersk.
by Belka

The girls were really lucky in this regard. I wanted to make money – I gave up for money; I just wanted sex – I remembered a friend from a friend’s family.
And the guys are more difficult,... either go to the club to go to the girls... or please film... or show the wonders of inventiveness to divorce a girlfriend for sex.
How difficult it is for you poor people to live.

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Girls are not lucky, girls have built such a situation for centuries... The above was formed to a greater extent due to religion.
When Christianity had yet to come, some very foolish adept of it, being a foolish homicide of a foolish impotence, understood that to strengthen this religion in the masses would help the oppressed layer - girls and women, who were not considered people at the time, but who stood at the crumbs and instilled the foundations of morality to future rulers of the world. That is, for women to instill Christian principles in their children, it was necessary that among these principles there should be a lever of women’s influence on men... Thus, in Christianity, a monogamy appeared (in the Bible there is no mention of it), which made sex a deficit that women have and which they need to buy, ask, seduce, and finally take away by force...
And the girls who were not ready to support this artificial deficit at the expense of their own pleasure were called blades, shalaves, not men in the first place, but other women - because it is inappropriate to dump on such a profitable market))))