The school detector.
Nicholas is out?
Is it Nicole?

4eRkASS: In 2000, at the age of 14, having a second computer in the village, I was very afraid to paint in Paint. The man who had the first computer told me that he had finished out of - for this paint, and the computer broke.

Polish
Been drunk? Be quiet

Danya
and sober? Do not be jealous!

The head doesn't work - I took the pear from the refrigerator in the kitchen, and went to wash it in the bathroom)
YYY: You wrote this to me 10 minutes ago
The xxx:

The house is Russian!! to

From the practice of the famous therapist of the beginning of the twentieth century Matthew Mudrov.

The case was in the early 20th century, when some merchants had shops in the Moscow Kremlin. A merchant appealed to Mudrov with complaints of severe headaches. The case was winter. After the inspection, the Wise man asked him: “With which gate do you go to the store?” "So, from this day on you will be driving through Borovich".
Since then, the buyer has had a headache. When Mudrov was then asked, what was the suggestion, or did his authority do so? He explained everything very simply. At that time there was an icon at the gate. Walking through the winter open spring, the merchant each time, before crossing the icon, removed his hat. There were no icons at the Borovich Gate. Apparently, the headaches of this merchant were associated with a disease of the muscles of the hair roots. There was a severe pain in the cold."

I just saw it in the news.
A Russian programmer accidentally hacked an American bank

XXX is it! I caught another frog in my trail!)
XX: Using Your Brain
YYY: How is the trick?

There is no word in Russian that...
YYY: B in Russian does not have the word “no”.
ZZZ: Well not there. And what? and 5-)

to this:

You will not believe! I was all yesterday!) I spoke by phone with a friend! In the home! It’s like an asky, just sincere. Like on mobile, only slower and more detailed. Like in contact, but the answer you get right away and don’t have to go into the "send" and watch read your friend’s message or not. Try it!

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Here is the generation that has grown up, which is scaredly writing about the "new" discovery - the home phone!

X: Say that the thread is good for me, or I will sleep.
X: Oh well!! to
Y: I am pregnant...
X: Lan, I am going to sleep.
X: What is it?? to

Conversation in Smoking:

I: in my stomach
Girl from work: Are you pregnant?
I: And then that he whispered? Am I pregnant with a cat?? to
HDD

HH: Well look at the law of the AO, there must be...
Wow, I don’t understand these laws! As if they were translated!

Lectures in the universe, the preacher asks the waiter to go and wash the cloth for the board. The girl comes out, not for a long time, when she returns, she gives her a cloth and the following dialogue occurs:

Re: Why so long?
There is no water in the toilet!
I wonder why the cloth is wet. I hope these are tears?

I told the coworker with the help of short idiomatic designs,what and how many times I would do with her when I repeated the coworker.I noticed the glow in my eyes,I liked this perspective...

What can we expect from men on a day when Valentine’s Day, the Lent and the Forgiven Sunday coincide?
Sorry, dear, I changed you, but I still love you. Eating a blender makes it easier!"

In the shop:
Could you please give me chips?
What to you.
Voice from the turn:
With beer!

XXX is
If I lose my music, will the jump in your detective agency be worth finding it?

YYYY
250 r, if there is a photo
Not working with cats.

xxxx
Why is it???? to

YYYY
Because it is impossible to go to the bird market and find the same cat for 50 r.

Advice of Friends
My friends love to boast about the number of their victories.
that, say, with the girl to break up - they have no problem with this,
And that for achieving happiness, Port wine and beer are good.
Only the flames of passion can burn out of the soul.
A girl drunk like a tea tree - breaks, cries, eats -
She is not the master of her treasures, nor the shield of a maiden’s honor.
Don’t be beautiful and happy, but be clever and speaking.
interfere with the beauty of vodka with beer - this is the call of my friends.
What are you going to do to such ugly people?
And you here with bare hands, try to get the girl!
Of course, with a powerful machine anyone will fall into a bear;
Eating a kilogram of wine, every girl will go to the guys.
And you with the rogatine one in a barrel to the beast Sun Murlo,
And the mineral water drank the girl all naked.
And if the little one silently grinds from talking and water,
and look like the sun burns, and with the first flash of the star
You drowned in her volcano – then you weren’t a fool.
Consider that with your naked hands you have killed a bear more often.

You are right, help vodka, flowers, brilliants and perfumes,
But let the beautiful woman love you for a hard break.
And a flexible mind.
c) Vadim Stepantsov

It’s unusual to feel the apple of another person.
XXX: Not really normal

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Krab (22:42:44 12/02/2010)
I am up.
yZAZA (22:42:54 12/02/2010)
M is?
Krab (22:43:06 12/02/2010)
I have a whisper stuck in the vacuum.