Why is there a bear among the talismans of the 2014 Olympics in Sochi and no crab?

7 benefits of friendship between a man and a woman

1st A woman does not carry you all the apartment with her socks.
2nd Don’t come to you on your birthday with 4 hours late without a gift
Drunk in the ass.
Three He will not call you at 6 a.m. from the restaurant asking you to pay the bill.
4 is You will not be able to sleep with your wife.
5 is You may agree to sleep with your wife.
6 is It is easier to convince her to suck.
7 is She can’t have a penis longer than you.

xxx: Sometimes you see a girl in a porn film, you think you would see one on the street, you would never think that she is so.
yyy: We are talking to you about porn movies, and I had to write in the payment "for the payment of printing products". I wrote "for paying for pornographic products", well noticed.
XXX: In the bank would be rugged for a long time.

I am from the time when "sushi" was a verb.

c) nerzhul

I talk to my mom, a cat passes by. Mom accidentally hits him on the leg, he "miu!" mom, addressing the cat: "and you are walking BOSSIC?!" O_o

xxxh: I cleaned the old SMS in the phone, stumbled on several consecutive outgoing messages, which I do not remember at all:
01:20 is OK
01:32 is OK
01:35 is OK
01:50 is OK
02:13 is OK
2:52 is OK
03:07 Go to sleep!

News from Mail:
In the Perm Institute of Internal Forces were brought wolves, it is a metis of wolf and dogs, and the kinological center of Sheremetyevo airport brought a shakalayka - a metis of shakal and laiki, respectively. Looking forward to the cat, comrades.

XXX - The tea grows in bushes. Yes is.
A sauce with sticks. Here is.

A drunk inadequate guard took him out of the club, so this crandle came back through the fork)))
The ghetto began, when the guards brought him back to the street through the same fortress.)))))

of Tahoe:
Create a game with artificial intelligence

of Tahoe:
At least at the first launch, she immediately wrote You Lose! and ended

of Tahoe:
I immediately appreciated the talent of the person who wrote it.

Winth :
I want to kill someone and then rape the body. especially cruel and especially perverted, respectively.
by Hell Kesha:
I just want an apple.
Winth :
Murder and rape?

I wrote the question: did the Turks, Lithuanians, the Khokhlam lower the price of gas when you lower the Russians who feed you?

I was answered: we will not lower, we will increase, and in general, the intermediaries are to blame for the high price of gas.

What intermediaries? The subsidiaries of Gazprom, which are run by the children of Gazprom officials?

So, guys who have now returned from Egypt, you have seen how to do everything there, save the country.

<Mityai> PHP is when web designers write programs.
<Mityai> Delphi is when programmers draw with the mouse.
<Mityai> C# is when the Neanderthals knock the oak on the monitor and the monitor is listening to them.
ASM is when you make futile attempts to convince a computer that you are smarter than it.

Tell me, it’s just me that’s angry with this banner 'Gurren Lagan'?

Who is the master in the house?
The one who pays for the internet!!! to

From the sex forum:

xxx: Hi, I have a 10-year experience of masturbation, and I have this problem: I (Pardon) shake my right hand, and my head turns over time on the clock. What should I do?

The answer is to shake the left hand for another 10 years.

me me
In the name of oatmeal, cheese, and pig’s ear! The Pellman!

Allestern
There is no god except Sha’urma and the Prophet. Destroy the false!

Remove VKontakte and Facebook. Now there is no place to write the status to tell about your accomplishment :(

I saw an interesting picture in the park:
An old dog on a walk sees an old cat.
This is like: Gave!
The cat is no less lazy going from the shop seat on her back.
Their expressions were, “Well, I’m supposed to chew on you, so I chew. I have to beat you, so I will beat you.

No attention to each other.

X: Does she have a webmaster?
Q: Are you a webmaster?