Good affair
“Be careful, do not do good without witnesses.”
by Tom Lerner
At fifteen in a row, I was ready for a good deed. He waited straight, even speech in his head. Here is a call from an unknown number. I take the phone and turn on the intonation of the tired hero who saved the world:
and alo.
Do you hear, dog, you fucking go there? You don’t even know how you got there!
Meaning of “fall”? (The intonation of the hero has betrayed me) And with whom do I have the honor?
I will find you myself! And mentions will deprive you of two years of rights. Listen, briefly, come back here, to the scene of the accident, here and resolve. I’m squeezing, I’m waiting! Do you understand me, shit?
- Yes, I understood, I understood, but don't throw the phone, listen as it was, I'll try briefly.
So, yesterday evening, at eight o’clock, I was passing through your street and, right in front of me, from the “meeting” the car miserably turned through the “solid”. Naturally, it did not fit, your Lexus was pumped up and, without stopping, sinked at sunset. I, as an honest man and also the only witness, did not lazy, frightened, stopped, found something to write, well, and pushed you under the wallet a note with a phone to tell the number of the car of the culprit and, by the way, if necessary, a video from the registrar wanted to throw. Yes, I have a registrar.
So, now on the fact: the brand of the car I, unfortunately, did not see something intermediate between "Zaporozhiec" and "Belas". The number, first remembered well, but then wrapped up and gradually forgot. All hope was on the video. I came home, I watched, and the registrar, the dog, also did not record, with him this happens. I need to buy new.
The only thing I remembered with certainty was that the evil offender had a painfully good karma, and he was fantastically lucky, even jealous. Try to look for these signs. All good to you, you can not thank...
I hanged the phone and turned off the phone. Next time I’ll turn it on in a month, maybe in three. After all, this is a special phone, only for communication with online shops and new, unexpected friends.
I don’t like the moment when you do any male work, and your wife decides to look at you and check the process. So you can get on your hand with a question like, “What is this? Why did you do so? Shouldn’t it be different?”I cut it off immediately, saying, “I haven’t done it yet! Boot, why are you asking, and you don’t understand anything about it? This is the process, and I do what is appropriate. If I do, I will call.” And where she yxoit, I crampfully begin to rework it, then what she was right.
I bought a house. The elderly neighbors (husband and wife) brought instructions for accommodation. Children do not run (shyem), construction works do not lead (noise), the car do not heat (gases), do not fry (scars, smoke), the antenna grounded with a screened cable (from lightning) and many more items. For non-compliance with points - enmity. I told him what I was going to do to the Gypsies. No greetings anymore.