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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №77359
 13.02.2013
Cuban cigars are cheaper than Chinese cigars.
They say they are often fake.
XXX: How is it?
yyy: not on the hip of the virgin twist)

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №77358
 13.02.2013
On YouTube, it doesn’t matter which video, top comment:

Troll riding on hamsters snowman not knowing the Lithuanian language Hitler wrapped table vitamin pack children therapist
Laikaite, this is so that the Americans don’t hide this news

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №77357
 13.02.2013
From the textbook of physics: "... Figurally speaking, living organisms are animated water."

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №77356
 13.02.2013
Love is
I bought you a card: 3
It was difficult, really.
Choose something not sweet, but harsh!

Constantine is
"Well, type, I love, yupta..."

Love is
and a type of heart of semiconductor

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №77355
 13.02.2013
In the live broadcast of American television, hackers launched a voice warning about the “zombie apocalypse”:

Kat12.02.2013, 16:09
You can’t give people hope and then take it away, saying it was a joke xD

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №77354
 13.02.2013
xxx: It seems that the Yandex programmers have reached Zen.

xxx: I kill the query "how to choose the right?"
xxx: The first answer in the issue:"Sample your favorite eyewear and choose the one you like the most"

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thank you.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №77353
 13.02.2013
Over the years of family life, she understood why it was previously accepted that the wife lived in the territory of her husband. A good wife from a bad husband, wanted to leave, a bad wife, the husband will want to drive out.
If the husband lives in the territory of the wife, then the bad hell you drive out, and he himself will not go anywhere.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №77352
 13.02.2013
Paranoia (12.02.13, 21:15): and you are still hanging in the ion?? to
Kostian (12.02.13, 21:17): I am now going to the universe :) and I have a quest for a while!
I need to drop 2 bosses in the Insta before Friday, and on Friday there should be a raid under the name of a gentleman and if I try a raid then I am bathed in the game for a year :)))
Paranoia (12.02.13, 21:18): :D
Kostian (12.02.13, 21:19): Here I sit the intellect at the maximum )) say the more the easier when fighting with the bosses ))))

[ + 0 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77351
 13.02.2013
Russians are a unique people.
February 12, the morning, I am going to work, I look out the window - on a tree on the 3rd floor weighs a tree. I ask my dad: "Is it ours?" And in response I hear: "No, this is our neighbor’s right". ))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №77350
 13.02.2013
Online stores burn, description of baby pot: not bright pot color
It does not cause aggression.
So I see a carapuse holding a knife when looking at a bright pot :-D

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №77349
 13.02.2013
xxx: in this weather, with our roads, cars are more relevant to equip echolots than parktronics.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77348
 13.02.2013
Ivan archives
I personally heated the propane balloon with a cutting machine...poch...you just need to turn on the brain more often...

Artem Vasikov
LOL... the phrase gesture, when in one sentence "grilled the balloon with a cut" and "need to turn on the brain more often"

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №77347
 13.02.2013
I know your family tree better than your whole family. One ancestor is sure of all one hundred!
The Genghis Khan?
and Susannah!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №77346
 13.02.2013
Red hair paint is not bought for money, but for the soul.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №77345
 13.02.2013
XXX: We here a girl came to work with a set of metal rings on her hand, like a bracelet. It feels like a Canterville introduction :)

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №77344
 13.02.2013
I heard my sister in the neighboring room tonight, in a dream, laughing in her voice, and what was there, googled, for two minutes, or maybe three. After a second after I calmed down, you’re stopping to rust, you’re preventing me from sleeping!!and "

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №77343
 13.02.2013
Chuykovsky was a great musician and wrote poetry.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77342
 13.02.2013
xxx: Listen, this is how you think, and should an ordinary PC user be able to install, there, programs, put drivers, update codecs, install Windows, etc.? Or is that all?! to

YYY: Listen, this is how you think, and should the ordinary owner of the car know about the need to fill gasoline, to be able to change tyres, etc.? Or is that all?! to

[ + 32 - ] [13 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77341
 13.02.2013


I answered:
Bro, you won’t believe it, but after installing an opto-fiber cable and spinning it on the roof, I go down wildly hungry. And also wildly tired, irritated, wet and stinking - but more than 100 families have an internet... So, in this case, I go to the macdake, because this is a fast food company (an alternative you won't tell, right? The Roxy? ) is Personally, I go there precisely because I can wash my hands there and eat anything. Of course I would prefer a soup, but where do I get it?
With respect, always yours, Padla

Oh wow! Fall with us!
He has not gone!!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №77340
 13.02.2013
Eating with the eyes of the boss, you can earn an ulcer.

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