In the office brought a new note, it looks like a girl (blonde) and thrown on it one single look says
You are dual core!! to
(To note, the note is actually dual-core)
Everyone is in shock, and on the question how did you decide??? Responded
It’s very simple, there are two buttons.
Finger on the tachpad.
Office under the table

It is foolish to laugh at other people’s problems when they have their own.

It is time to repent of the sins of youth.
As a student, he lived in a shelter and was forever cold hungry, because there was no stable halture. Periodically donated blood for grandmothers, but it is, of course, not a profit. Even for the cheap student dining room, where they were then fed literally for a penny, these very pennies were lacking.
But that time I scratched for lunch and went to the belly party. From the second meal, again because of the lack of funds, I could and refuse, but from hot cheeks - never. They were usually released by the same fat, thoughtful, dreamy aunt. On the right of it, on the stand, stood a chan with the most liquid strains, above the layer - a hill of empty plates, and on the left.
A plate with pieces of meat. Releasing the client, she took an empty plate, threw one piece of meat from a plate there, and then poured two half-pounds of liquid. And here I approach her in a position, and she, as usual, looks dreamingly far away, probably thinking of the dullness of earthly existence, and poured two slices of cheeks, but not into an empty plate, but into one that is filled with meat by battle! I swallowed my saliva and conscience, silently took this plate and sat down in the corner so that no one would hinder me from enjoying corruption.
Craving and pressing, I sublime eaten all these about 25-30 servings.
A bad deed, of course, and God has punished me: I have never been so lucky again.

Responding to a business call, saying “what”, “yes” and “what shit” has become old-fashioned. In the dictionary of the intelligent man there is the right word:
“I wake up.”
To unwanted questions that are asked to answer, "and you fucking?" There is a wonderful phrase: “And you, the crash, what sadness?”
A whole series of idiomatic expressions, such as: “Fuck your mother” or “Well, fuck yourself” is replaced by the phrase: “It’s painful to hear,” pronounced with Shakespeare’s tragedy.

Kusturica: I am making a video for Teacher of the Year. The file is called UG.avi, and the movie is not very good.

Who invented February 23 for two days before the advance, and March 8 - two days before the receipt?

From Wikipedia:
Ninja Turtles first appeared on the pages of a graphic novel published by Mirage Studios in 1984. The idea of mutant turtles came to two friends, Kevin Eastman and Peter Lard, one evening when they were drawing comic drawings together and eating mushrooms.

You realize the magnitude of your loneliness when you are drunk and have no one to call.

Do you have a couple at what time they start?
UK is different. It is said that there are those who start at 8-30.
UK: I’ve never been like that.

- Your cat with the blame of some kind of milk from the cheek slides.
My cat looks like a pig.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
The friend burned... found his wife in the bag a lubricant...they don’t use it...without a burn began to watch...with the time her volume decreased, he took and poured super glue there....
xxxxxxxxxxx:
The doctors took 8 hours to get her off from her lover XD

About the graffiti...
People listen to. I am so glad that I finally got the money for the idea. And stop watering the dirt that you have no idea about. "Fake science", "Shame" and so on. You will burn Manchikov even more on fire, like Giordano Bruno. I personally work with torsion engines. They really exist. And if they are not described by Newton’s laws, then why shouldn’t the laws be supplemented, and not humiliated by people who actually invent new things in science? I’m just hurt to hear foolish, unfounded complaints against brilliant people.
Not funny, but please raise it to the best, let these commenters be ashamed at least a little.

The morning news:
8:45 In the United States, 20 centimeters of snow fell.
The US government does not work.
8:50 The President of the Russian Federation expressed gratitude
employees of the hydrometeorological center.

[23:40:12] * HUGE_WORLD_WITCH_WITCH is now known as

I sit on VKontakte, there is an application for friendship - the October District Military Committee wants to add you to friends. gmu " this is spam", I close contact, I sit down to post my diploma

I lost my vigilance and consequently my virginity.and (

Budget for graduation at FGU:

XX: You can do it differently. To explain it all a thousand times:
The Graduate:
one thousand rubles - to gather in the courtyard, drink beer
Two thousand – drink beer, eat chips
... →
and.
$20 million - flying to the moon, blasting into a crater

And I noticed: if an empty plastic cup from under the yogurt in the washing machine, then a teaspoon, in any case, in the garbage can!! to

xxxh: I sit in the room, eat a salad "Memosa" (with sprites), snack a salty cucumbers and drink all this with milk. Mother comes in and says:
I have a brave guy, though.

by Lisa Boyarskaya. She complains that her new acquaintances always ask "Does your dad really walk home in a hat?". It’s such "these questions always seem strange to me".
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