The vacancy website:
Company: Russian branch of the largest international social network
Description: We 1) cannot name the employer; 2) and even hint who it is - we cannot.
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xx: Write on the wall: Masha - fool
Tagged: Lena
XXX: Write to Masha. Lena shakes and gives up.

The two scleros:

Remember the old movie "Admirals of Coral Reefs"?
WOW O_O?
WOW: can "Capitans of Sandy Carriers"?
Oh yeah yeah ?

Generals, fuck the generals!! to

From comments to the article about delphins:
Initially, the creators could not decide exactly who they would make a human being, a monkey or a dolphin. Again, there was a need for a reserve, so we held two candidatures. Throwing a coin, the monkey won. Sadly, comrades primates... But we had a chance never to shave.

How did the meteor know where to fall?
This once again proves that aliens want to conquer the earth and watch for it) and who is the world afraid of? Russia and Russia? This is where the Chelyabinsk harshs began and stumbled. (I opened my eyes) and they didn’t get anything out!! ......
The author of these lines is my father... kind of an adult and intelligent man...

I saw someone in the portfolio: “The substitution of the adjective ‘simple’ does not affect the estimation of value. Examples: ‘We need a simple neural network’

xxx: I realized that the day would not be very much when I came to the universe
A night without sleep.
I’m at the coffee machine like my mother.
Getting the last money.
And this fell
He swallows and does not give a glass.
and demonstratively melting my double grain espresso into a thistle
Sugar from above.

Tagged with: XDDDDD

XXX: and in completion spit with the cup
The Fucks!!! to

Yyy: He knows how to mock.

xxx:I fucking wanted nothing more than this fucking double espresso with 4 tablespoons of sugar
You do not know what it is.
It was as if the woman had already split up and suddenly finished, dressed up and left.

yyy: That’s why I prefer to sleep at night))

XXX: Shash remembered how my brother and his wife had some kind of relationship there (10 years married seem to be) and they decided to give each other a gift in secret... in the end they gave each other by the registrar:-D

XXX: All here
Yyy: And you, Natalia, good morning
XXX: O_O
YYY: This is what I had in my eyes when I saw your message.
xxx: ))) OK, 1:1

HH: What did you expect? That she will turn back to you, point to your ass and say something like, “Yes, this is where I see, hear and understand everything.”

xxx: A girl from a bank competitor is sitting in front of me and wearing baby shoes. The seller suits her. "What are you doing here? of herself? The girl replies, “Yes, it’s children’s, 12 years old!” and the seller says, “I have a son of 12 years old, so he has a leg of 39!” and the girl says, “Oh, don’t talk! My kids are like this... these... these... The degenerate!And all the sellers hardened their heads with the mouths of Ha Ha Ha Ha, do not say, this is the life has gone. by Facepalm

To the question of the wife "And who is here with the blushed carapuz?" the one-and-a-half-year-old child answered quietly, but confidently and clearly "Papa". I think it’s worth going to the gym :D

12:35:43 xxx for [yyy]: I was driving in a coupe with two aunts over 50.. I learned all about them. Why I listened to it.

I go out on the street and meet a blonde. All as appropriate: long legs, a fashionable shirt, a short shirt, looking like 25+. Next from her question:
Can you tell me where the house number 88 is? First I go 87, then I go 89. I do not understand anything!
I first thought she was joking.

Hi, restaurant N
Good morning, please tell me, do you have a calcium?
Yes, but he is busy.
WOW: How much is it worth?
Q: How much does the calcium cost?
The sound of a falling object. The man’s voice, dark: We don’t have any more caly...
HHH: Come with yours!

How often do men have to say for sex "I’m you too."

aaa> came spam with topic
aaa> Company to buy shuka caviar frozen for import to Romania
bbb> sounds like encryption

In a sign of gratitude, he blinked with stop signals.

Today saw the apogee of the grotesque - went to a florist, and there is a goop in a fork, in an adidas and a paddock, and with the face of a non-professional makes a bouquet.

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A friend bought an AMG merine, and for six months he found all sorts of pieces in it.
Yyy: first found in the suitcase of its previous owner.