I saw a meteor today. and beautiful. Brightly green. Do you think you have a wish?
I didn’t have time "Uh you b@i" to think...

xxx: I once gave a foolish gift to my former carella, so this fool was kind of crazy, eagle, afraid to approach, in the arms as it did not want to. I bite so badly. Then I went away, forever, through the window.

Yyy: Yes, and the hell with her, the main thing is that the bird is fine.

The fauna – in addition to goats – is also represented by numerous cyclists

It was in school time. My husband and I decided to learn to play guitar. They bought tools and took them. Then they competed against each other who would learn more melodies. My friend was easier. As it turned out later, he quietly went into a musical circle.

And here somehow I sit at home, and a concert of a famous Spanish guitarist is broadcast on the radio. I decided to play a friend. I call him, tell him that I’ve learned a new song and bring the phone to the radio.

Then I ask: How?

I expected any reaction, but his response struck me.

He said, “You don’t have a guitar.

I always regretted not spending more time with my grandfather.

Instead of playing football with friends, it was necessary to come to him and listen to his stories, memories of old good times.

Instead of playing the computer for hours, go to the store for him, buy his favorite newspaper.

Sadly, last month the old man won the lottery.

He went to Spain and did not send us a penny.

xxx: a month ago I made a tattoo in the form of a barcode. For the sake of the trick, he asked the cashier.

Scanned

I packed condoms for 500 rubles. I hate my tattooist.

Explain to me someone. Here are the owners of dogs who walk them in the courtyards, as they themselves move through these courtyards in the spring? When every pedestrian trail, every trail turns into an ever-flowing stream with giant meadows, and tons of dog feces are carefully laid on the edges? Do they enjoy walking around and watching them? Or do they not see a causal link between their actions and this biochemical threat? And why then we are considered non-cultural to throw rubbish on the street, and absolutely normal - anti-health products of life?

I know it’s not funny, but it’s life.

Why are these flying mice called nuttupires?
- Well about them can not be said that they smoke the wrong thing - in principle, they smoke the wrong thing, but a bit not there...

PhDs in economics should treat economics, not prescribe the dead parkour in the form of an increase in retirement age.

The challenge - "52 years, well, heart", I work independently and I get it as a person who has worked for the tenth year. Moreover, the history of this heart is already known to the entire substation - prolonged menopause, love of benzodiazepines and rare monotopic extrasystoles, sometimes flashing on the ECG and presented as something life-threatening.
I go up to the floor. An uncomfortable apartment, a shattering woman stretching out under a blanket, a lot of unpleasant smells, and the expression of the face of the person who caused it, as if under her nose she was smashed with a scraper.
What kind of doctor are you?
I am not a doctor, I am not lying. I am a Felder.
The Feldscher? It was said that I was ashamed of this title for a moment. What right do you have to inspect me?
I shake my shoulders:
Diploma of state model and many years of work. and what?
Do you know I have a serious cardiovascular disease? Does the word “extraterrestrials” say anything to you? What help can you give me? You didn’t even measure my pressure.
In fact, I just entered...
What kind of shame is this? Do you have anything out there that is mocking me? I need a cardiologist.
- And she has not been there for a year, - I am pleased with the details of a sick man who has been tired of such greed. They dismantled.
So why didn’t they send me a doctor?
Where to get them? Do you think the crowd is breaking up?
Then there was a long conversation about nothing, which ended with nothing. Cardiogram, tonometry, phenazepam in a soft place and long unclear threats to our service for such disorganization.
Surprisingly honest word. Where do you get the doctors? Those pache-profile specialists, ready, swallowing the tongue, rush to sneeze at five in the morning with all your caprices and about each sneeze to arrange a consilium? They run away from medicine, and with the “Speed” – in particular. Take the example of the Wild West - there is considered a vicious practice of delivering the doctor to the patient. The doctor is the first after God, his head should be filled only with new methods of diagnosis and therapy, the latest developments and schemes of use of the latest drugs, a deep analysis of each individual disease in each individual patient. But in no way should this man, to whose intellect and intellectual work are so high demands, run on the fifth floor, drag his armor, forge the bombs out of the cane and consult hysterics with eternally sick "hearts" and "heads". High mental labor implies the absence of low physical labor. It is said that in ancient China, a doctor did a single palpation of the pulse for several hours, dive into the nuances of its filling, tension, rhythm, frequency... Where do you get a specialist who will provide you with the same, sinking at the same time, like a Negro on a plantation? And if the doctor is much stronger than your health, he is concerned about the thoughts, where to resettle, to give, so as not to stretch his legs.
You have not saved a generation of good doctors, people. It has been given to you by time as a compensation for the mistakes of the socialist past, one of the few precious things you could have given. You have wiped out this gift with complaints, claims, insults, discontent, silence, indifference, hatred for those who, out of their last strength, for a miserable salary, having enormous duties and having no rights, tried to fight for your health. And now this generation, raised in the spirit of altruism, humanism and mercilessness, has safely disappeared. Only fragments remained. The new doctors will no longer be like that – they grow up in another era, where in order of things is that man is a wolf to man, that without money there is no work, that if not you – then you. And, like the children of their epoch, they will not be able to behave like the generation that goes into the darkness that you are pursuing.
You were silent when doctors lived on poor wages.
You condemned the choir when the doctor who saved a thousand did not save one.
You when a doctor, who had reached a nervous breakdown, insulted you for an unreasonable call.
You have not paid attention to the fact that the people who save your lives are living without social benefits, without privileges, without a worthy respect for their work.
You betrayed the doctors.
Where are the doctors going? Far from you, believe the word. Dying in poverty, from heart attacks, strokes and oncology, forgotten by all saved and healed, they go to a better world where there will be no one like you.

Kabayev to Putin:
Volodymyr, let’s sign up now.
What is wrong with you now?
Tired of being foolish. I want to be the first vice president.

Imudon is either a dinosaur or a neighbor with a perforator. But not a medicine.

Now my wife asks why I
I go to the bathroom 😉

And I wonder why you take your wife and wife to the bathroom with you)))

They dared to ask him why he still thought it possible to invite Kuroi, Daira's son, to teach at the school, with his indescribable character. Merlin replied, looking around the corner: “Ah, because other scientists of his rank and specialty are even worse, believe me. Kuroi at least acknowledges writing, but many in his field do not want to hear about this late invention! Theses to the conference in the form of a race are sent. And his food! No, it is only the oral transmission of sacred knowledge! But then any knowledge will become sacred - as you teach it with the disciples at the forefront of the centuries five or six, you pass on orally, the meaning and this... search and swipe!

Valentine Kovalev: We have no mercury in the hospital at all, not purchasing, 5 years in connection with a large number of "fighting" and related activities. But especially smart people manage to carry them illegally, and then cheer them cheerfully on the coffee floor. Moreover, this authentic love of mercury thermometers is very often combined with anti-vaccination.
Olga S.: this is the real effect of mercury on the brain)))
Sergey Boutry: Amin!
Natalia Evgen: Mercury is very clever and aims at least to get into the body :) If they do not inject it with vaccines, then it moves through the thermometer :)

My girlfriend pulled on the slide, I was 25 years old never standing on skis in my life, and she is dumb and struggling alone. Well, ok, I roll at a speed of 1 km / h, like a cow, and all the others pass by with a whistle. Two guys come in and gallantly offer to ride, holding me by the arms, and, teaching me to brake, just friendlyly let go at their own speed. A 11-year-old boy kicked me out of his belly and, breathing up, said:
Okay, let me teach you.
He taught honestly by sacrificing his time.

- The Gorynych Snake is, of course, an aviation, but what is a screw or a jet?
Probably screw, but when it’s scary, it’s reactive.

It is sad to admit that the cat is lighthearted.
Three days ago, a strong black cat took care of her. Yesterday she... hm... met with a grey man.
I found her in the morning with a red eye. Thick, but very clever.
I am sure that ladies can draw and out of this postulate "all the men of the barley".

- Semen Markovich, I understand that you are a great option, but the fact is that Iza is only in resuscitation. be patient.

Did the cat diet help?
But did he never lose weight?
Fiona: according to what to mean by "help"
He recovered by almost a kilogram.