What would you do if you knew you had six months left to live?
YYY: Me or everyone?
XXX: an important clarification.

News: "Pope Francis renounces the throne"
The first comment: Vrio of the Pope was appointed by Sergei Shoigu.

I hate people who smoke.
I hate people who don’t smoke.
XXX: Do you want to be friends?
YYY : Why?
Together we will hate the whole world.

Express package stuck on the shipment for 2 weeks, I call:
Where is my baggage number?
Waiting for departure!
Why is he waiting, not going?
This is an express package and it is delivered by plane! As a full airplane gets on, it will fly! In a week so in a week, in a month so in a month! No one will deliver your package.

" Product output from the factory 1 litre - 1(!!!) Ruble, in the store litre package 17-20 rubles. It’s a big deal today."

In the factory, milk is materialized directly from the air. Or do farmers give it for free? Penza region - purchase price of whole milk from 6 to 8 rubles. for a liter. Plus workers in the factory also have to pay a salary, plus taxes, plus the cost of equipment, plus the consumption of electricity, etc. etc. Your factory works without equipment, employees, and the taxpayer does not even suspect it? Great, I want it too!

A friend made cookies on my mother’s recipe. Vanili only poured twice as much as needed by inexperience. So I brought them to work:
We went to lunch with Katyushka) Cookies are valued.
Q: Does she also have a shortage of vanilla in her life?
I am talking about the collective. She is just drinking tea and trying it (in the neighboring office).
XHH: Listen carefully
I am listening.
You will hear a deaf knock - the concentration of vanilla was lethal)
Oh fuck you! Go go you fuck!

Did you read Karenina?? to
Have you seen "The Beginning"? (facepalm) and facepalm
and xxx : )
XXX: I’ll see if you read Karenina ?
Issue :P
Oh yeah yes. Probably not the ten.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Here is shit. I felt hurt (worry)
XX: I am joking
Have you read War and Peace?
UUU: No (worry)
XXX: Crime and Punishment?
U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U U
XXX is an idiot?
Yes * cry *

Max: I was crying at night. I cried in the whole room.
I begged the girl to let me go home.

Why will the linen and the lilac forever collapse? Both are terrible, both are stupid...what’s the problem?
[23:02:11] yyy: 23:01:59 competition

Alexey: What I remembered
Alexey: I'll go home with Katie in the summer
Alexey: I go into my yard
Alexey: Going under the windows
[16:48:20] Alexey: and there (from the second floor) from the open windows fun, laughter
[16:48:26] Alexey: and the scream that covers all this
[16:48:29] Alexey: "That’s so quiet!
[16:48:34] Alexey: The city is sleeping!"
Alexey: I have a secondary illumination
[16:48:56] Alexei: I run into the windows "The Killer of the Gardeners!"
Alexey: Three seconds of complete silence
[16:49:15] Alexey: and just exploded a whistle from the window
[16:49:29] Alexey: go further under the approval screams of HOROOOOSH
[16:49:31] Alexey : )))

The US phone operator BlackBerry Z10 is selling for $1,000.

Better for this money to buy the Nexus 4 2pcs. 1 to myself, 1 to my wife (:
YYY: or 5 pure Chinese - to yourself, wife, children, parents...
zzz: slavery was abolished a century and a half ago, but I like your idea

This is shit, comrades.

This is: xxx: We submit the drawings for inspection. He accepts a wicked man. Danny’s turn is coming. Approaching the inspector, he begins to open a tube with a sad face. XXX: The inspector is the wrong drawing! The day in shock, only the tubus opened, not even had time to get. XXX: Day stood standing, looking at the gloves on the table lying. Takes it, throws it into the tubus, closes it and shakes with all his strength. He opens, gets a twist and says "Corrected!" xxx: The only one left with a fifth...

Nine years ago, when I was studying at the institute in the first grade, the lectures told us on a sketch as a hellish fighting that happened if not in the 1940s of the twentieth century.
And now it hangs on the main and got 13k with a hero of voices as a supposedly real, just happened story...
Shame on the power.

Architect, 26 years old

Advertising (by the way, not bad) creation from the next “guru pickup” on YouTube, is called – “easy way to drop drowning.” The long and funny video and text, the general meaning is that after this book you can stop shaking and start to burn the body.
The most popular comment: "Better to shake".

For the thinker:

In my opinion, the very fact that the piercings from piercing are growing rapidly is a gentle hint of the body that you are engaged in some kind of shit.

True, just as fast-growing hair and nails say they should not be cut.

Did the hole under the piercing also appear from birth? Does your back pass always heal? You compared the tree with mayonnaise.

Conversation with his wife (J) on asche (a topic in general about cooking salad for dinner):
Q: What kind of salad are you going to make?
As long as I only cooked eggs.
What about the potato? The carrot? I will be home in an hour! You are still unprepared...
I’m in a hoax without cowards – always ready!
I am my school!

Woman from Vladivostok: Hello to everyone
zzz: Woman from Vladivostok, hello, and you are M or Z?
Woman from Vladivostok: zzz, and your next question is where am I from?))

XXX: Somebody is on the street again
XXX: and laughs
YYY: :( We are only a few hours without the Pope of Rome, and they are getting closer and closer.

With a silent woman there is always something to talk about.

I have recently been on the road, the evening of the day, all tired, traffic jams on the roads. Here comes a young mom with a son aged 4-6, she is given a seat, she sits down, the son settles on her knees. Here they go one, two, three stops, the boy looks at everything around – the wrapping of the chairs, the window windows, the tired faces of the companions, my mom’s bag... But the space of the route is limited, and he repeats his “route” – the chairs, passengers, the window, then he lifts his eyes at his mom, looks in her eyes and completely calm, I would even say, in a business tone, says:
Mom, I’m going to start now.

Two friends are talking:
Your car is constantly standing at the entrance. You’re not driving, you’re not broken?
Yes is no. You know, I put it so well that I fear I will leave and somebody will take the place.