Ivan: I need caffeine, hope, silencing, Stetchkin and faith

Sergeant : Why?

Ivan: The Business Plan

From the discussion of acoustics and amplifier "Vega"

And when I started playing half at 3 o’clock at night, everyone around me understood that the process of saving the world was going on and didn’t sleep with me.

I love my country...

In the news it was discussed that they could not introduce the death penalty. The Constitution needs to be rewritten. This is not easy. We need to gather advice. collecting signatures, etc.

And as Vladimir Vladimirovich on the third and fourth term to beat - so it's shit! Everything changed quickly...

A high school student stands in front of a bookcase:
Help me find the book.
Which one?
In literature, we received a letter from Onegin to Tatiana.
Pushkin is there...
What kind of Pushkin? We were invited!

I wanted to look at the night, until nobody sees the tanks pursue in the squadron, I can't find the headphones, I'm a daughter:
Where are your ears? Usually everything you ask knows.
Ears on the head.
I turned and went to sleep.

The subconscious is a terrible thing.
One of our engineers wanted to buy a spindle, went to the pharmacy and asked for a bearing.

Two sisters of French translator.
Tomorrow the Frenchman comes to me, Olivier is my name. We call it salad. Will you help "walk around the city"?
2nd : Oh! I am driving my own today. Guess what the name is?
1 is?? to
2 by Julien!

Vanilla fashion is just a tiny part of the plan to reduce humanity to 1 billion. Girls in the media are imposed overly overstretched stereotypes of guys, after which their brains are infected with this information virus and they do not want to go to school/career/family/children. The virus acts in such a way that infected girls begin to dream of a beautiful life in a place with beautiful, smart, rich, sensual, and the best guys. But they don’t want to do anything for it themselves. As a result, we have a population decline and a crowd of dumb vanilla girls who dream of a beautiful life. I’m not blaming them, they’re just victims of mass media attacks. You’ve all heard such words on television as: "Feel a goddess", "You deserve the best", etc.

I still believe in love. I dream of meeting someone for whom I will be perfect, who will appreciate me, with whom we will raise children together, together we will grow old. I was in love, but not with me. They fell in love with me, but not with each other. I honestly believe it exists. A man created for me, who will complement me like a puzzle, who will always be with me and never give up. I believe it is."

He smiled dirty at the phrase about the puzzle. To burn me in hell. —>

Axel: It was about salad and I crushed :)
Axel: When I went out on the weekend, it was true.
Stpython: I was out on the weekend.
stpython: "Stop at the stop!"
ipayeff: cross the crossroads!

RG: Gasoline will be purchased from abroad
RG: Experts do not rule out that in the spring-summer of this year Russia will have to import more expensive fuel from abroad, and the price of gasoline will continue to rise in subsequent years.

At this rate, in 2020 we will import forests.
Yyy: Oh, and in 2030 it will be snow.

When Dracula is asked where he has such a castle, he honestly answers: "Nasosal".

In the news tape:
Pope Benedict XVI renounces the throne.
Commentary after:
EdinaRoss: Just don’t tell Shoigu about the departure of Pope!

I am bored and I want to joke.
Yyy: I am bored, I want to joke, but hope to work. You are CHO?
The same thing (
XXX: Go to work
YYY: Gone to Fuck

Oh... a goat! I remembered! I tried to distract the cat with a game, made a bang on the rope, stood on the edge of the bed and a bang down, shake. Little watched this with interest, and then asks: "What, does not crack?". I almost got out of bed laughing.

Where does the phrase "Do not rejoice when you come, do not be sad when you leave" come from?? to
From the accounting!! to

The Saturday morning. We have been stuck between the Russian and Finnish border for 4 hours. The flow is almost not moving, 2 cars from Finland to Russia will pass - we are on these 2 and approaching.
XHH: Probably Finland has already been overcrowded by the Russians, there is nowhere to get up there. How many are gone, so many are gone.

I have generally on the job candy in the box was lying a colleague says the type I want))) I take him in the box, he takes one "Korovka" (well I love them) the second takes "Lastovka" and he gives me: balancing????????????? to

Do you know what the concepts of "Moskvich" and "originary Moskvich" differ in modern Russian?

The primary is the person who has already paid out the mortgage.

XXX Good night! Dinner at you today.
The establishment! The kitchen is great, everything is delicious.
Pleasant and comfortable environment, service
The highest price, and of course, the price.
Pleasant to keep, very
A decent restaurant. I will go to you and recommend to friends.
YYY : thank you! The restaurant is not mine.
Zzz: You are in the sense of Jews :-)