I am a cyberpunk! I fight the system.
Is it operational?

I went to the store for a square, I saw nothing more useful, I stood at the box office. The saleswoman with such a smart look: - Do you prepare for 23?))))

A friend who recently returned from the army has a status on the social network:
Well, all, there is a diploma on the tower, there are rights, there is a soldier, there is a house, there is a job, there is a car. The final quest is to find a girl :( "

w3bl0rd: A friend in status is "Sometimes I open the refrigerator and forget why I came". Everything would be nothing, but only he is a pathologist.

xxx: and the counters of his neighbors above who live on 9m, are on 8m, respectively.
xxx: and eventually the upper neighbors who have lived in China for 10 months
xxx for this mistake.
xxx: paying his huge bills
xxx: and he is their copies
xxx :D
It is...
What are you pleased with? Or are you jealous? In fact, a person steals not even from some unclear “state” there, or from some “company” that still lives, but from specific people, their neighbors, like him. What he stopped at this, it was still necessary to open the door, to sell furniture, equipment, to hand over the apartment to some housing applicants... ah what a young man, ah how fun, you go on... and then sit down, and write a angry post about the officials robbing Russia... thief... contrary.

This is:
And with regard to “neyming,” I generally thought before your explanation that the author used this word for irony. Mole are called beautifully sounding foreign words, without thinking about the meaning, this very name deserves to be called in the same spirit - "neyming".
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At least one healthy person! I greet you brother!)

Now at night in Kiev you can hear the screams "Call someone to self-defense of the Maidan, the militia attacked me!".

Katya: Today two young people went to meet, one said: great pop! God sees how I dreamed of hearing these words, but not ahead!! Not ahead...

Let’s play in the snow!! The price is 5 rubles!! to
The Jews have snow.

We discuss the term EBITTO (the formula for calculating profitability).
Dirk according to the report:
It is a shame to confess to someone.
Head of Bush:
“Anthony, calm down, it’s out of the frost.

A woman from the kitchen cries: “Selective slices of salmon and shrimp under a light cheese sauce in a delicate chicken bouillon!”
"This is what, will you prepare for dinner?"- I ask, admiring such a culinary exotic.
"No, I’m reading the cat food label for you"

Orry: A good question was asked today at the zoo shop. If you have a house cat, why do we feed it with such good food?
Zell: If you have a girlfriend from Udmurtia, why do you buy her an iPhone?

Posts from the company:
Dear colleagues!!!! Let me tell you that I am not pregnant, please discuss your personal life. Not drinking at holidays does not mean being pregnant.

All three minutes to get in what "babynik", which makes chilling sounds - is "babynik", then would you be a mafon with bubins?? to
You really are a brake!! to

With your illiterate illiteracy, not just three minutes, often three days is not enough to understand what a word is.

I argued with my wife where the mouse has the left button and where the right one.
I disputed

Discussing with Khabr that installing VLC Player violates the speaker warranty on a Dell laptop

Do you have Linux? Rejection of warranty :)
Do you have an antivirus? Rejection of warranty :)
Do you have a VLC? Rejection of warranty :)
Do you have a torrent client? The BTC client? Ad Blocker? Rejection of guarantee.
Did you turn on the computer? Rejection of guarantee.
Buying a computer? Rejection of guarantee.
and you? Rejection of guarantee.
You can immediately report to the police. A terrorist.

For men to note: if your girlfriend, after seeing the photos after the shooting, asks you why you didn’t tell her that she looked like a prostitute – the correct answer is not you were very good, but someone else.

What can drop slowly on the floor in the area of the steering wheel, some dense liquid?
Is the icon peaceful?

Rightly, the following joke should begin: “There are three: a Jew, a Jew, and an Israelite.”

We will meet Rabinovich.

Brothers of Mind:

It is...
and there was also a furniture set "Bereska": sofa - 8 pillows and 2 chairs - 2 pillows each. Of 12 pillows was built not only the castle, but also the royal carriage =)
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The nostalgia was straight =) I thought I was one of those...
And also we and the boy in the country from grandmother's wooden boxes for potatoes and rotten boards made a stucco jod for games. For what the truth then got on the neck, wooden boxes were in deficit in the village. And next to the dust was excavated a hole of 1.5 * 3 meters, a meter deep, originally intended for fertilizer. Inside we put a bench, various sticks and pieces of glass (like buttons and controls) were plugged into the ground wall, and it was our mega super tank.
"I went to tanks to play" in my childhood it was just like that, yes. But the imagination worked so much that in the process of the game you could actually disconnect from this world.
It was the beginning of the nineties and we were happy.