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What would happen if we landed a rocket and sent it to the moon? In the eternal full moon, he will always be a wolf.

Like children are small. It is not the light of a full moon, but the light of a full moon that passes through the Earth’s atmosphere. Since there is no atmosphere on the moon, the reverse will be a human.

This is a story for fantasy.

Comments to discussing the fact that the picture is banned because of the text that mentions "Okkam's shaving." Roskomnadzor believes that this is another way of committing suicide:

Beating with philosophical stones. Poisoning from Russell’s tea. Explode on the tape of Mobyus.
Foolleren By the way, the latter option is quite possible physically.
The Tiger is drunk to death from the Clayne bottle.
Isden Shake up to death with Calabi washer - Yao.
impwx to smell the dust of Fatou from the carpet of Serpinsky.
NikRag Description of drug intake - in another section.
hdfan2 Go to the Schrödinger Box. Maybe with a cat.
Until the box is opened, no one can know if it is a way of suicide.
Sumanai drowned in the sea of Dirac.

I went out of the store yesterday, slippery, wet, ugly. Tired, I barely have my legs. Here the man is adjusted and, literally in the back, the breath follows me. By side-sighting, I see that he is healthy, you can't escape from this, and no one on the street. I was almost overwhelmed by fear. I turn around halfway, and this monster, seeing my shaken eyes, declares, “Girl, don’t be afraid, I’m just following in your footsteps. The shoes are new, I don’t want to get dirty.

But here is the presence of my mom in the apartment at this time... Well, I don’t know who has such disenchanted families, but this is the ppc...

The joke:
A young Jewish couple comes to the doctor. He complains that nothing goes out in bed.
Try to change the posture. Go back to the left side!
Face to Mother?! to

In short, we have a couple that doesn’t bother my mom at home. It does not hinder the absence of a drive on the door (which is very easy to put), and that the door is not closed. It disturbs the cat. I think they have complexes, right?

Geography in 7th grade. Passing through the theme of climate zones and their flora and fauna, the lecturer reads a poem as an example:
- In the north, the wild man stands alone on the naked top... - and encourages silence, allowing the children themselves to name the all-known representative of the flora.
A confused silence prevails.
Silence is prolonged.
Finally, the silence is broken by a timid assumption:
The goat?

Former military personnel at work always turn on half the lamps in the office, if the switch allows.
The question, why?

For all the military, I will not say, but in the Air Force, for example, all important systems are commonly duplicated. Accordingly, half of the lamps light, the other half - in the reserve

All peaceful heaven, your cap!

On NNM discussion of the news about a cyclist who found an electric motor in the bicycle:

derevyaha: at one time some stangist so disqualified - found a housewife in the ass!

xxx: Can you explain to me, as a humanist, the difference between the infinite cycle and the infinite recursion?
YYY: But look here:
The king had a courtyard, and in the courtyard was a bow.
Start again, it’s an endless cycle.
Pop had a dog, he loved it.
She ate a piece of meat and he killed her.
He buried in the pit, put the cross, wrote:... - it is an infinite recursion.

How many films have been made about the dog that reveals crimes? A billion! And I suggest making a movie about a dog – a criminal genius! The movie "Julia" In the roles: Dužev, Bezrukov and others.

Reception from 9 h-16 h. The patient is registered at 15-00.

15 to 00. There is no patient.

15:15 I did not come.

15-30 is not there. I am glad. I can rest and soon go home, there are only 30 minutes left.

15 to 50. I clean the neurological hamsters, the tonometer, the recipes in the safe, throw away the pre-written voucher. I go to change clothes.

15-55 calls from the registration:

- You came, who were recorded at 15: 00. A little late. Traffic on the roads. Accept them!

And this "law of wickedness" works in 90% of cases.

She has always suffered from the abundance of social relatives. Then, despite the inhumility, I managed to meet the same closed guy. After the wedding, our families, like in the Indian cinema, began to get brothers, go to visit, one day to call - and gradually completely forgot about us two. This is real family happiness. Successful neutralization of relatives strengthens marriage better than any love.

Record in the diary:

Your son was the only one who took alcohol. Thank you for your son.

Worker and physician.

Everything was going to run, but there was a lack of motivation.

I cleaned my roses today.

Here is the motivation.

We gave the grandfather a puppy for the summer, upon arrival it turned out that the dog, in addition to being grown up, forgot the nickname Lord, began to respond to "Piduk", and to perform the command "Brush us!"

I signed up with a client in a chat about the site. He went on vacation to Brazil. The client writes:

“It’s great, but I’d like it to be all that blue above me.

I will do well. Tell me, are you okay?

Why are you asking?

You write big letters.

I’m behind the Brazilian notebook, I haven’t discovered it yet.

Find the caps lock button, it should be on the left of the letter a, press it.

After a while:

This is really better. I thought these Brazilian laptops reacted so emotionally to Russians.

If at 40 you swing through the turniquet, then health is okay, but life is worth thinking about.

A man lives in my entrance alone, feeding all the time a cat, a dog, a pigeon... so we come back with our son (5 years old) somehow from a walk and he screams to me: “Mom, look! “Snow White!” I look, and yes! comes out, that is, this man from the house, and to him from all sides escapes, slides and slides all the local life :)

The geektimes discuss the fall of a meteorite in India that killed a human.

Part of the falling meteorite was photographed with shaking hands?

YYY: A little bit, suddenly someone else will kill
I can’t rule out that the photographer was dancing at that moment.

A friend described what Nva-Chevrole is:
This is when the Chevrolet factory is brought to Russia, set up, launched, and Niva is obtained at the exit.

Expecting patriotism from officials who have moved their families abroad is as stupid as selling water purification plants to people living on the shore of the Baikal.