Review of SanDisk Sansa Clip+

Oleg: I bought today, the display does not work, buttons are pressed, something switches, music is played (if you click the right combination), but everything is blind. On the screen is constantly lit the image of headphones and the inscription Music. Now I don’t even know how to be: whether to fight for consumer rights or go to a service center.

Admin: You did not remove the film from the screen, it is just headphones and drawn.

Do not write on dating sites that you are a future cinologist.
The people don’t understand it correctly.

It turned out he was drinking coffee, and we both flew to Yopel, in which the blonde dropped the tablet, and pulling the gadget from under her feet on the go, pressed the brake.

And the blame for everything, of course, is a blonde, and not two baclans, who did not observe the distance and managed to arrange an accident even in traffic jams :))

1 (exploiting the bath): the hideous sauna was in a person who looked like a prosecutor, if he still had strength for the girls remained.

XXX: Greetings
XXX: How are you there?
WOW is OK.
I thought I would go to Phuket.
I am preparing
xxx: pic-fak))) I will not even ask what they are doing there))
Tagged: fucking
Theme: ahah
I am in biology ?
XXX is fake. Headquarters of Strap and Strap =)

Are you born in London?
I went to school in Scotland.
Poor girl, you must be very tired.

"Problems in the store"

Slogan of the game: Accept your demons Face your demons. In Russian localization, the slogan changed to another: Every creature by har.

Wikipedia, Devil May Cry

Let’s go and drink coffee?
“Something strange you pronounce the word "vodka".

A call to a working, elderly female voice asks a colleague to the phone, a young girl (as it turned out later, she left with the grandmother of her son). I only hear the words of my colleague.
Okay, take the controller and turn it off. On the controller in the upper left corner a red button...How is it from below?Turn the controller!!...Why doesn’t it work?Take a better target!...Okay, maybe the battery...Come to the DVD...You see the button on which the power is written? Oh no, you don’t read that, button of roche!!! Do you see? Press it!! to

Go to work!
- What, I like =) It seems no longer "go", but still not "go". The censor approves.

Someone is always wrong on the internet. Let us start.

As for the purchase price of milk... I live in Vologda, the homeland of milk and oil. Product output from the factory 1 liter - 1 (!!!) Ruble, in the store litre package 17-20 rubles. Today is Tarot.

I live in a village with two cows. A bottle of milk (3 liters) is given for 40 rubles.
What can I say? Here is what you have milk and plants, you know what you are fed and sung.

Give the last item. according to the tail. Prepod checks the cursor of the sid for the comp. Well, and since he was below me in level, I fell down on my knees, which would be more convenient to answer his questions. And here comes my favorite predecessor. E is.I didn’t give up any items, but I closed them anyway.
O.ERight, right is right. You should have been behind him from the door on your knees, hideous.
Such a sweet.

I talk on Skype with a girl. Five minutes later.
XXX: What is your name?
and wowa.
Why is your name Vova? Is Vladimir written in Skype?
by :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

xxx: from avito.ru
I am "selling an animal. The price is 5000 rubles."
There are no photos.)

>If you teach a robot to get up from any position
< is there. The same LS3. But this is elementary, but not to fall is a much more interesting skill. Imagine you are riding an elephant, and instead of being able to walk and not fall, he is able to get up and roll over his back.

"A resident of the Krasnoyarsk region was prosecuted for quoting Hitler"
Victor Achinsky: Lord, remove the list of those who cannot be quoted. And then I suddenly ended up unknown...

If no one of your relatives cried at your funeral, then you made the testament correctly.

by maxlapshin:
By the way, the grandmothers at the entrance, who believe that the government is zombing us with rays from space, are absolutely surprisingly right, do not underestimate them. More than a hundred television satellites are chanting on a geostationary orbit and they are retransmitting such a way that Gagarin in the tomb of shame turns.

How hard it is to go out in the morning when others are scratching at work!!! to

Are you all in the hospital?

Yes, these are kids! I gave blood at the clinic yesterday.

Manson: The mission is impossible – take a man in line, and he will either leave or wear a hat.