The dictionary of a Negro from the Mumbai Yumbo tribe is 300 words. Ellochka Shukina easily and freely went through thirty. The dictionary of the wife of the engineer Shchukin consisted mainly of such words as “famous”, “darkness”, “mushroom”, “parnisha”, “taxo” and so on, which adequately reflected her inner world.
(Illf and Petrov)

A lot of talk!
I’ve been using the words lately:
"jobnuczo", "roots" and "sudden".

Victor Achinsky: Lord, remove the list of those who cannot be quoted. And then I suddenly ended up unknown...
Horse: The Register of Prohibited Sites has been included in the Register of Prohibited Sites because it contains a Register of Prohibited Sites.

Have you seen "The House of Flying Knives"?
I do not like sharp names.
- You know, even if in the Chinese movie in the title "halva", then in the end everyone will still die...

Why do I need a refrigerator at -150 degrees?
WOW: Why Why? You put the body there, and when it freezes, you break it into small pieces!

I wrote on the wall "talk to me!!and "
XHHH: teaches likes and reposts
Issue :' (

My wife put the cakes in the oven. A little later, on the offer to drink tea, she replied:
Now the cakes are loaded.

I call the girl, she says with a quiet whisper:
Hi, go out to Aska.
Why the whisper?
I’m at home (with a whisper)
What do you have at home that is whispering?
- (with the lowest and quietest whisper) - "Big Cats"

First, our brave filmmakers translated "Expendables" ("Consumables") as "Unstoppable". Now a new film with Stallone is out - "Bullet to the head" ("Ball in the head"). Translation - "Unstoppable" Question: Does it seem to me alone that our translators have studied the English-unstoppable dictionary?

Sirion: Every time I see the "edit" button on Wikipedia, I have an unstoppable desire to RULE WIKIPEDIA.

Conversation with the designer:
x (only goes on): Two layers are normal, and four are already overloaded.
Q: Are you talking about the layout or the toilet paper?

From the comments to the news about the new hydro- and oleophobic coating, thanks to which the treated object is absolutely dry and clean after full immersion in water and dirt:

1 is interested. But how dangerous is it for contact with the skin and mucous membranes?

2nd I also immediately wanted to cover my son.

What if the software update appears "connection with the demon is lost"?

to save a sinful soul.

The dialogue of two tomatoes.

1 of Omsk. Very close. It is good.
A distance of only one letter
1: Unfortunately, the size of this letter is 899 km))

Now on TV I saw a advertisement where a cow is blowing the pavement. And then it came to me, in Voronezh the same lived such a cow... judging by the condition of roads and pavements.

Sadly, when the most popular heroes in the country are heroes of criminal cases.

A resident of Tel Aviv <...> parked the car on the parking lot about 12 a.m., <...> entered the apartment, and at 10 a.m. the car was not in place. <...> A new label appeared on the parking lot <...>: "the place is reserved for disabled persons."In an attempt to find out how this happened, she called the reference service of the municipality. The employee stated that <...> most likely, she violated the parking rules, and now is trying to "turn out."The car was found on the city parking lot, where it was evacuated. The author of the blog also found that she was fined 1,000 shekels for violating the parking rules, and also had to pay another 300 shekels for "evacuation services".The woman, deciding to seek the cancellation of the fine, found that the parking lot was "watched" by one of the surveillance cameras installed at her house. After looking at the recording, she saw the employees of the municipality changing the label. According to her, it took them less than five minutes to apply a new mark. Two hours later, an evacuator arrived after her car.... From the municipality of Tel Aviv <...> it was that "an unacceptable mistake occurred, and the owner of the car apologized and the fine was canceled." <...>

The secret of longevity is simple. But the secret is a secret.

XX: How is a therapist different from any other person? Apart from being ready to talk.
YYY: What makes a gynecologist different from any other person who is also willing to see?

Ajbka: Are you distracted from sex on phone calls?
Nersik: I usually don’t interrupt when I answer a call.
Beware of these questions! People have not been here for years, and you are with your phone calls :mad:

I will leave you back to myself. There are shows there.