It’s very hard for programmers to live in the real world because they don’t understand why they watch a dull movie when you can watch multi-stream courses.

The Third Capital
Best of Pentagon.
The missiles will fly ahead of him longer and so everyone will have time to evacuate
There are no roads, there is no blockade either.
There is always mineral water on the ground.
There is no need to change clothes in a woman's dress in case, just put on a hat to get lost.
There is no subway, but you can work on its construction for more than 100 years, enough orders for everyone
Out of the mountainous terrain there are no places where more than 5 thousand people can gather in a flat place, convenient to drive up unauthorized rallies.
There is a lot of space on the mountains for the construction of administrative buildings, convenient on one mountain to place the legislative power, on the other the executive, the prosecutor's office and the courts below or on the smaller mountains.
The river on which the first hydroelectric power plant in Russia was built runs, you can build a few gases and enough electricity
There are holy places and many people can be baptized.
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Heavy doors in the subway.

In one of the clinics of Moscow the same. To my question – why? I was answered this way:
If you are outside and can’t open the door and go in, think, should you go in?
If you are inside and can’t open the door and go out – you have not been treated – go back.

XXX: Do not provoke me.
XXX: I will fight with you.
I am a Belarusian.
I have that in my blood.
YYY: is it crushed?

I feel the son with Linux will not have any problems)).The son goes to the store, asks for money.I ask what to spend.The answer hit to the depths of my soul:"I will buy iris bulbs, roses and peonies, I will grow, then I will distinguish the pigment from the flowers... "-On my O_O.- Paints ended, paint nothing."

And now ask if a man will buy a robot vacuum cleaner when he has "Woman is". For him shirt from a special expensive material, if there is a WOMAN with a shirt.

and etc.
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You have in "fool" a couple of letters not so written.

If a survey was conducted among 5,000 people cut off at the Uralvagon plant, 99.99% would say that Obama was to blame for the cuts.

How to Teach These Chickens to Work"

With bugs on the order "science" always rolled this phrase:
You are now pushing me into an office crime.You know I don’t have a ped. I am not entitled to teaching and I am not entitled to teaching."

Olympiad in Russian: In the Russian segment of the Internet is widespread orphanage, known as the "language of the buttocks". Write the following words correctly: andquot;
Here are the falls!! to

I washed my dishes after lunch, removed my engagement ring, and then forgot to put it back. I went to the cinema with my husband tonight. He noticed that I had no ring. He looks at his wrapped hand, at my unwrapped hand, and begins to rust:

Well here. Now everyone will think that I am cheating with your wife!

One day I decided to learn to ride a motorcycle. The owner sat in the back, I touched. He was already lying on the ground and cried out to me "bomb!bomb!". On my logical question, where this brake is, I was explained that the brake was me.

Once on Christmas he fell asleep: he bought the company a whole wagon of coconut nuts, and since then I know how to break the sticks. Haloths broke the sticks on these nuts, and our Lieutenant Colonel ordered everyone to be arrested. We were not allowed to leave the barracks for three months... and Mr. Lieutenant was under house arrest.

I have lost my strength and sleep. (

I beg you: do you think at least one reads 50 shades in order to understand the subtleties of the dominant-subordinate relationship? Yes, 99.9% see there only a young beauty millionaire delivering regular orgasms. Everything else just closes the eyes, as well as any other defects of a man, provided that a man likes it.

If your application was compiled for the FIRST time without errors, then somewhere in the world, at that moment, another programmer who was less fortunate is crying.

The cynicism of the Moscow Metro workers is striking. Instead of replacing the heavy, stealthy doors at the entrances, they placed a bullying advertisement on those doors with the slogan, “Did someone eat a little cabbage?”

by country:
Hundreds of thousands of guards.
A lot of micro-sellers
office plankton and so on.
Millions of healthy young people.

As I said, humor:
In the recent past, they would build new cities, aircraft carriers, highways, etc.

here here :
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People have trouble.
I have a penis all day. Three times already dropped, it already hurts - and it still stands.
I retired from work yesterday.
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Let him rush to the doctor immediately, or better call an ambulance. This is priapism, you can easily stay without a fuck.

There was a clash between technicians and humanitaries. Conditionally, smart people go to study what they are interested in and become experts in their business. If a person really understands the history of the arts, or knows five languages, or a brilliant educator, then he is forgiven for his complete inability to handle the computer. The same ones who went to the filfaq, because they could not go anywhere else, are initially stupid, not because they are humanitarian.
And if you yourself have at least a drop of brains, then distinguishing between these two conditional categories and understanding causal relationships will not be difficult for you.

Ranger1978: What is a surgeon?
It’s when you don’t know Ukrainian, but you really want to.