I am sitting on an English lesson in Thailand. John is a teacher from the United States. There were four Iranians in the group. On the Internet they write that
The United States is going to bomb Iran. What should I do if the U.S. started bombing Iran right during the lesson and the Iranians took John hostage? If I am
I will not do anything or intervene for John, if it is considered
Is Russia helping Iran or the United States? and :-)
Russian officer in the reserve of Vladislav.

Lorraine: Today, a glamorous woman said she didn’t like me. Hearing in response that I am not an iPhone to like any puberty piracy processed by marketers and self-affirming at the expense of brands, I was offended. Her young man (he, by the way, is trying to stick to me when the miracle is not there, hello, Ilya) rushed to protect his lady of honor, and I am kind! I promised to publicly apologize. So here!
Lera, forgive me, please, it was low on my part to point out one of your many shortcomings. I am ready for much, only to continue our communication, because your vocabulary, consisting of a hundred jargons, lusts my soul and excites my mind.

I think the equivalent of Bezrukov in the United States is Nicholas Cage. He is also everywhere...)

A girl, a girl, and if not a secret, how old are you?
A: From one year to three.

As for the purchase price of milk... I live in Vologda, the homeland of milk and oil. Product output from the factory 1 liter - 1 (!!!) Ruble, in the store litre package 17-20 rubles. Today is Tarot.

My shower is a sinusoid temperature generator.

I’m already beginning to miss the warm lamp light.

She gave up!
Mother: So what?
Daughter: I was wrapped in sparkles like a shahid. I thought it would undermine the entire education system.

My father thinks I’m shit, but...
YYY: Boy, the pool of the court thinks like your father!

xxx: yyy, what do you think of circumcision as a solution to the problem of rapidity?
yyy: to solve the speed problem usually use the improvement of the cooling system, rather than the circumcision of the trunk
XXX: In the sense of condoms with cold?
What kind of condoms?
Are you asking about the gunfire?

>I was explained here a few days ago why an Irish Buddhist is nonsense:).
>It turns out, in the Greek word "back" sounds like "om":))). Next I quote: "Well and >Imagine a crowd of guys in yellow coats who sit and in the most serious way?>all days pulling: "Zzhjoooo-paaa..."

I imagine what Irish physics students teach the laws of Joppa.

If you do not bite in the saliva, then you will never know what the former is doing;)

ValueHernie
Electricity is running!! (You went to the rockers fucking)

VanRaven > The Admiral
Nick is suggesting.

Eat at night is even better.
Yes, you can’t go past the refrigerator at night. So the hand opens up.
xxx is handed. This is what! I have a refrigerator. You go into the kitchen at 4 a.m. at night to drink water and there you have a close look at the refrigerator in your back. And even as you go back from the kitchen to the room, you feel it on yourself. And then, just lying down to sleep, he will knock at the door. The first cockroaches.

xxx: before my mom told me before going out on the street "do not talk to strangers, do not take unfamiliar items", now I tell my mom before going on the internet "do not send sms to unfamiliar numbers, do not download unfamiliar files". Now I know the motherly feelings and excitement :)

Wait for the girl to paint.

Feel yourself Hachiko.

During the passage of one horror, in a chat of spectators, during a romantic scene:
XXX - now the girl must stop in any creature!!! to
YYY to wife?

In Donetsk, at a session of the Voroshilov district council, deputies decided to recommend the schools of the district to exclude from the program on foreign literature the books of the English writer Joan K. Rowling about Harry Potter.

The initiator of this decision was a well-known businessman in the city, deputy of the district council Alexander Adamov. Instead of books about the wizard boy, he proposed to include in the school program on foreign literature the book of Swedish writer Astrid Lindgren "Peppy the Long Claw". Deputies of the district council supported this proposal, reports “UNIAN”.

According to Adamov, “the good works of the author “Carlson who lives on the roof” and “Mio, my Mio” teach children love and friendship, respect for the people around them.”

Yes, the work about the ugly, elderly mutant dwarf, practically a bomz, who without demand runs into a strange house and takes away from the child toys and sweets, and also spoils property - very good and instructive, especially for Donetsk schoolchildren.

ууу: If you argue with such sarcasm, the main characters of the "Magic of the Emerald City" are the dolboeb, the cynic and the cyclone.

I am a graduate of university!
Thanks to Google for that =)

Previously, when I was sitting with a book in the toilet, my mom came and turned off my lights... But now, with the new HTC Incredible S...