Q: Can I call you a girlfriend?
Serg : Why?

News in Yandex:
In Moscow, an unknown man beat the grandson of Andropov, the case is investigated by the district OVD "Tverskoy" captain Brezhnev

X: Yes, Vaska is generally some unsolved lately...and evil.
X: like a decepticone from a badon

A guy with a girl in a cafe.
Look what a beautiful cosmetic I have.
P is UGU.
D. And I have a wallet, the same color, only orange.
P. O_o

Shem

The Explanatory:

I, FIO, did not come to work * February 2011. For the reason that he did not calculate his capabilities in the fight against the superior forces of the enemy, long known to the entire world community under the name of Alcohol. During my absence from work, I was at home and did not commit any illegal acts. I am fully aware of my guilt and the gravity of the offence, ready to be fully punished, and also with firm confidence to declare that such incidents will not be repeated in the future, no matter which close friend of mine has a birthday in the midst of a working week.

Judging by the current level of literacy, someone flew into the past and killed that butterfly still :)

My mom and my 3-4 year old daughter are buying something in the store. And suddenly the whole shop:
When you were a kid, did dinosaurs exist?and "

Now reviewed Evil Residence 3 and paid attention to the fact that the main characters of the film ride around the cities collecting gasoline on the road, while they ride a hammer with a fuel consumption of 25-30 liters and wonder where the gasoline goes all the time.

Tag: translated cat
Hi, do we know each other?
Q: I want to know what I do?
I am looking for a textbook in Russian.
Do you do lady?
No, I want to give you.

XXX: Greetings
Tagged: hi
YYY: Who are you?
I know your mother and I know you.
What is her girl's name?
YYY: Oh well, suddenly I am going to change the control question, thank you.

The foolish man invented the wheel, the smart man invented the couch.

There was a Chinese man in California, aged about 30.
He was not rich, rented a cheap apartment, worked for about $20 an hour at some company. He did not like his job, but he had to make a living. His colleagues treated him normally, but loved to beat him and play him.

He had one passion. Every week he purchased a lottery ticket and on Friday during the lunch break watched the draw results on TV in the hope of breaking the jackpot. He usually won nothing, sometimes won small prizes, but persistently continued to buy tickets, believing that sooner or later he should be lucky.

Knowing his habit, his comrades decided to play him. One week when he went on vacation, they recorded the lottery draw results on DVD. The next week, when he returned, they bought a ticket with the winning numbers of the previous draw and unnoticedly pushed it to the Chinese instead of his ticket. In order not to be so suspicious, one number they changed, so that to "win" it was not a jackpot, but only a thousand 300 dollars. On Friday, they released DVDs at lunch break.

When the Chinese saw how much he won, he was amazed by joy.
After running around the company and telling everyone about his luck, he went out and disappeared.

The colleagues did not know what to do. They planned to tell him about the replacement by the end of the day and did not expect him to just leave. The attempts to get him by cell phone were unsuccessful.

Meanwhile, the Chinese man went straight to his bank. By placing the "winning" ticket in the safe cell, he withdrew all his savings from the account.
15-20) and went to Las Vegas. There, he picked up an elegant number at the best casino and went to play blackjack at high rates. After winning the lottery, he knew that luck was on his side. And even if he lost, compared to 300,000, this amount did not bother him much.

He was really lucky. Periodically raising bets as he wins, he won about $800,000 by the end of the weekend.

Although he loved gambling, the Chinese was not a madman, so he wisely decided that such money, plus 300 thousand from the lottery, would be enough for him to live. On Monday, he took the money to his local bank and went home.

When he arrived in California, he took a lottery ticket from the bank and went to receive a win. There was a replacement. Not being a fool, the Chinese man quickly realized what was going on when he was told that these numbers fell a week earlier. Because of his Chinese education, he did not want to lose his face, acknowledging how he was played. So he returned to the bank and transferred $300,000 to a separate account. The next day he went out of work.

Feeling guilty and sorry, his colleagues watched a Chinese man, dressed in a luxurious new costume, come out of the limousine that had taken him to work. Asked if he tried to get the money on his ticket, he replied, "Yes, of course, there were no problems, the whole amount was immediately issued." Since the colleagues knew exactly that this could not happen, they continued their inquiries. In response, the Chinese went to the nearby ATM and in their presence printed the balance of his account.

After resigning from work, the Chinese man sat in the limousine and went home. His former colleagues, looking at him confusedly, looked at the limousine moving away.

We and you live less tolerantly until the Chinese realize that rice is just a garment.

XXX: Something takes a long time... =(
You are not watching him!! He stops and looks around. Therefore, it is longer and goes due to frequent stops about the persecution mania!

between the words of the president and Medvedev always want to put the word of all

The beautiful woman walked through the palace of luxury and thought, "And not so terrible, this is a monster..."

My husband is frightened: "You will agree, you will get on the bushorg!"

British scientists have published a study that confirms that the skin folds on a man's scrotum perfectly repeat the folds of his brain.

Hohner13: Epic British scientists once again filled the planet...to force more than half of the Earth’s population to crawl on their eggs... and wall:

Today in the morning news was:"Some aircraft due to strong side wind landed not in Sheremetyevo, but in Domodedovo".

The case was last summer. The night. The Forest. My wife and I are in a tent. After sex, I go out to remove the condom. I think I need to clean up my farm. I broke the first hit leaf and...if I knew it would be a scratch... :-(