And yet interesting:
The little dogs that ladies carry in their bags, will they ever get there?

The famous Copic markers have such an immense variety of colors that among them are colorless, colorless cold, and colorless warm.

Everything that doesn’t kill us makes us stronger.
and ah! Auto accidents, strokes, injuries - make a person a powerful vegetable.

My faithful man has a terrible mess on the table all the time. What was not there: and wires, and spare parts from phones, and all kinds of lighters, and even a almost empty package of chips, which has been undernourished for several months.
It’s his table and I don’t touch it. One day my nerves didn’t stand and I decided to sit down on the table. She wiped out the dust, which there was immeasurably, placed spare parts on boxes, papers in a stack, a pack of chips thrown into the garbage.

The faithful comes. He thanked for the dust wiped out...and stated that everything was not so. And what do you think? He dispersed everything in places as it was in order of disorder. A thief in a thief. Moreover, he insulted stating that the chips did not eat. Therefore, he took the package out of the garbage and placed it in a ‘legal place’. I am in shock...

A well-known song about "Stay in the evening, set up my computer\internet\her-know-what-other, get antivirus! Or there are dumb goats and they want money!"
Well, make sure that... And I look sharp and don’t want money!

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xxx: In Japanese porn videos such things rape girls.

by JJ

Another person told me that he remembers how I got drunk on the evening two years ago and decided not to clarify the events in the morning. This was my second meeting with him.
Dancing on the table?
I went to the store at night to steal food. They brought three banks. Now I try to figure out how I stuck them in my pants, grumbled on the go and shattered the shelves with chickiness.
Is it bad?
Of course bad. It is illogical. I don’t like warriors.

50 years ago, we thought we would be flying to distant planets in the early 2000s.

Everything went not according to plan. In the 90s, Skynet was to start the Third World War, as a result of which robots would wet the whole dull part of mankind (right in the toilets along with iPhones). Other weak spirits would be connected to the matrix. The strongest and smartest survived. Here they would break the roof of robots, and then on the ruins of civilization would start to build space ships.

Oh my brothers:
I lose weight from our rulers in general and from the Greff in particular: the Sberbank takes rubles under 8% per annum (maximum), and lends under 20% per annum.
Total: 12% on the pocket.
Such a wild scatter only exists in Africa now.

I am afraid to tell you the purchase price of milk and what percentage there is in the pocket, or you will lose less weight than at birth.

Marstem: Now comes the call through icq from the client.

I want to travel around the world, to cut off people’s heads, to burn cities and villages, and in my free time to smooth a horse.
Sorry, I didn’t send you there.

A simple human desire.

at work :
XXX: What are you doing?
YYY: And I am in extraction.
XX: Create a plan of action
Category: 1 to eat
2 to sleep
Stay in a point
4 different
XXX at work. Although the plan is brilliant))

A friend told me today
The girl woke up in the morning and went to work.
He woke up and was going to the hospital.
Soon, I went to sleep again.
There are two bottles of beer left in my dream!! to

Everyone can’t get used to that when the boss asks me "what’s going on?", he’s referring to him, not me...

- Cartwell languages are based on phonetic wording and descriptions, it's hell in general :)
worse to understand only Armenian with its agglutination

What an interesting language! The letters are like Russian, but they are not understandable:)))

The acquaintance told, he himself was an employee of the GIBDD, stood in reinforcement on the 3rd ring, after the tunnel, well, as the rules are, went into the tunnel, turn on the light, generally flying six with the headlights turned off, he stops it, and there a man like that is sitting, the Gaišnik asks him:
When you entered the tunnel, why didn’t you turn on the light?
And he answers:
Do I know where the light is on?! to
And then he swallowed and thought if I asked something wrong, if there was something wrong with him and in this stupor let him go.)

It was:
I wrote a diploma in the universe, a deputy dean passed by my lab, called me to myself, I went out to the hallway, we greeted the hand, discussed my work, smoked. This was seen by nearby smokers, smoked cigarettes and followed our example. The result is 6 words with possible deductions. The conclusion is that the graduate is good, the first student is death.

The action takes place in Russia, where the law works selectively. Has he not yet joined the parliament?

Girls want big and clean.
RAF is not
Raf: this guys want) and girls want big and clean)

From the translators:
I remembered how one day at the request of the customer changed globally in a bunch of files "sensor" to "sensor" (inclines the same way!), and then hand-picked out countless "sensors" and even "receiver sensors"...

A woman without a shirt always considers herself naked.

Speak to Freeman...

My friend had a Japanese gasoline. Only the electric. With features, the cable in her was killed in a "barbecue", and she was worn in a special suitcase. In the same suitcase was a ZIP in the form of chains, keys, lubricants and other items. With a cleaned cable, it looks like an ordinary small gasoline. Type of style.

He returns somehow from the country, and, waving his suitcase, goes home through the courtyard. And there are four such "sons" with a standard conversation:

Oh man, let me smoke.
Sorry, I am not smoking.

Then they make him an offer:

Let us give you the money and you give us the money.
- Yes, I, type, from work, slave, you see, where did the money come from, did I find them there?
Open your suitcase, what’s there?

Once you ask, please. He opens the suitcase, catches out this saw, removes the protection (there is a special lever), puts his hand on the hose, clicks on it (also the protection, two positions, push-shift), and asks:

to launch?

Those with open eyes (and who knows them, the Japanese, maybe she has an electrostarter, and I generally doubt that they have seen the engine at least once):

“A man, what do you really want to ask us about smoking?

And a barrel, a barrel, dissolved somewhere. He picked up his suitcase and went home.
A useful tool for the farm.