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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №109103
 08.02.2015
To those who doubt that they are shelling Donetsk, I propose to go there and walk around the Kiev district at night. All doubts will disappear, and if you are not lucky, then not only doubts.
I got paid trolls.

Donbass, Shaker, palm of Mercalov

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №109102
 08.02.2015
There is also a mini-zoo. Somewhere in the back.
WOW: Surely there is only a half-deaf monkey out of the livestock - one for the whole institution.
Oh yeah, and that’s in the box 😉

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №109101
 08.02.2015
The federal court has submitted to parliament a bill on euthanasia.
hidden: and we are proposing in the tattoo salons to prohibit wearing extremist symbols
We need to send our lawmakers to you for euthanasia.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №109100
 08.02.2015
Rooikat is:
What a snow? +12, rain, dirt on the ears, those who want to blind the snowmen get a great shit demon.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №109099
 08.02.2015
to this:
nikkitos1111, I always have a knife with me. It just lies in the pocket. It comes when you need to cut the sausage, bread, cable, branches, open the packaging, etc. So if I came to a movie theater or Disneyland with a knife, and there is nowhere to put it out or hand it over, then what should I do?
Reply to
Slovelissimo8 24.01.15 14:30
They are not allowed on the plane either. Do I need to cut the branches?
Reply to
Uncle Badya4 24.01.15 at 14:52 pm
by slovelissimo,
There is no rescue in the airplane from branches, but they don’t let the knives go.
Reply to
sphera4 24.01.15 at 15:18 pm
Fuck, all the branches of the plane hang on me. Especially when you sit next to the illuminator, and they face you from there – NNNAAA... and you walk with a scratch! Return the ability to carry knives and gas pile onto the plane!

I have the name Vetka (yes, not very popular) and I’m against allowing you to fly on planes with knives!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №109098
 08.02.2015
Ocelot: In recent times, Bezda has turned into some kind of hell
Ocelot: reading a quote
Then you read, as the author of that quote is wrong.
Ocelot: then, how wrong commentator to that quote
ocelot: if the subject of the lifetime, then a couple more of the same
OCELOT: Are they totally unable to do anything?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №109097
 08.02.2015
In one of my favorite metal bands, all members are working, except for one loader and one driver, for example.
– – – – –
Spider, are you writing here?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №109096
 08.02.2015
From the fantasy MMO game chat:
The Guild of F.E.N.I.K.S. takes - tanks, magicians, substances (permitted), expensive race race (gifted), important decisions, girls (2-3th size) and surprised (important!) for me personally.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №109095
 08.02.2015
here here :
You get paid to make it work.

A "chickens" are paid to break it all?
if the job is indicated "PC user", for some reason none of the applicants know how to use the PC, you know offensive. But the technician is presented with something like: to know all Linux, Windows, SUBD, 1C, programming in all languages for at least 10 years and we will pay a minimum.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №109094
 07.02.2015
The first rule of Moscow business: if at some point a crowd of armed people starts crossing through your fence, don't be afraid - it's okay, they are friendly Chechnya natives.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №109093
 07.02.2015
Doctors for some reason do not despise you for the inability to do a percussion, palpation and the absence of a stethoscope...Normal people, if you explain to them how this thing works, usually everyone understands.

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If you come to the doctors for the third time in a row with a table fork in your hand, they will also begin to despise. There will be a rumor about curvature and imbecilism.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №109092
 07.02.2015
The sacred animal of the Roman god Mars, the patron of war and the military, was the deer. That explains a lot.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №109091
 07.02.2015
About the Kiev blogger:
The bullet hit the hospital, recover, the bullet.

Commentary of Donetsk:
We have good doctors. He will soon be home.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №109090
 07.02.2015
Admin is sick.
Zzzz: Look for it now.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №109089
 07.02.2015
In the group of our house in VK debate about garbage, that not everyone is stuck in the container and thrown nearby. A hundred pages, and suddenly:

Aunt writes: “Yesterday, a huge rat came out of this bunch of garbage and walked into the kindergarten.”

The guy said to her, “I also don’t like to run on a full stomach.”

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №109088
 07.02.2015
There is such an animal.
Drink pure juice of plants. There is almost nothing in sugar.
Two parasites live in it: one processes sugar, the other makes the first, which weakens so much that the slightest difference in temperature kills it and the fat dies from exhaustion. So who is who’s owner suddenly the question.
In the second parasite lives his parasite, who stole the genes of his virus (!!) Fighting with the Oscars. The parasite parasite kills another parasite, yes.
But that is not all.
There are parasitic fungi!) Seven genes were borrowed, which provide for the production of karatene. And this caratin seems to be photosynthesizing (!) is

And you are talking about the risks of GMO cartridges here.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №109087
 07.02.2015
Ivan Ohlobystin fell and struck his head at the chair.
Was the chair hard or soft?
He has a chair in Africa.
The soft chair in Africa is an alarming sign.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №109086
 07.02.2015
When getting a soldier, my aunt asks for a profession, I say a system engineer (as in a diploma) - shuts eyes, I say a system administrator - shuts eyes, I say a computer worker, a programmer, something started writing. No one has humiliated me so much.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №109085
 07.02.2015
To the Pillow:

She was not a servant!! to
A maid is a reward job.
The mother-in-law’s ashes were oppressed at home and forced to do all the black work, so that she would lose her beauty, or even die, and the mother-in-law would be able to marry her unborn daughters and provide them. And whoever is at home, before that, no one was concerned.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №109084
 07.02.2015
Kaliningrad, discussion of news:

111: Is it generally normal that only the man burned himself at the entrance of the city and burned???? to
Chapter 22: Your Mother
333: a man came to the town hall to bustle, for example,
444 and burned.

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