XXX is
You are sorry if poorly arranged - the chat on Monday morning after the hunt is not very working

YYYY
After what hunting?

XXX is
Strongly

She: I am pregnant.
He is: How?! to
She: you fucking, I’ve gotten into the fork!

I watched the Zombie Box news. Showing the meeting - Medvedev gathered everyone to tell that he signed a police decree. Generals, ministers and the rest of the shell. And at the end of the report a large plan shows behind this table with the generals sits "the future policeman" with the pursuit of an evraitor =)
Who are you, Mr Ephraim? Why have you been honored to sit at the same table with the ministers and the president?

Plus a, you can answer =)

xxx (16:10:20 7/02/2011)
Are you a real Siberian?

yyy (16:10:44 7/02/2011)
gorgeous

yyy (16:10:46 7/02/2011)
))))))))))))

xxx (16:11:08 7/02/2011)
Will you live forever?

yyy (16:11:51 7/02/2011)
it is not in this sense bitter))) in the sense of wine persica hairy ass))))))))

The fucking! My mom is burning.
What is this?
Do you remember the shit you gave me for the new year? The flowers that water themselves. "careful shit" or as it is called.
I remember supposing it was shaken.
I told my mom that I should not water my flowers, and that you think? I come - everything dried up, and my mom still reads notes that I would not leave the electrical appliances next time!! to
Your mother is like a kind, and does not do and others do prevent))

A nice young man comes and looks at the phone.
To him suits a cute girl in a dress with beautiful, burned shoulders.
Summer and beauty.

Do you want me to show you something interesting?
Let’s go...
Come on and don’t lag behind the tour!

Mech in a big city.

And this is what I said to my son:
"Mom, you are a real man!"

I: fucking, a long time shaken left eye))) now shakes right eye
He is :)
He: You have a system test going))

On the eve of the new year, each of the friends celebrated as they could, respecting relatives and loved ones. And according to the tradition, all friends gather at the same point exactly at 1:30 after midnight. A plan was made in advance, to whom everyone fits, how much alcohol to buy, how many to sit and what will be next. We met like a year ago, 11. On the way, we bought everything we needed and went to one good friend, whose parents left for all the New Year's holidays. The most prestigious trophy was a bottle of beer, which was not released by a single frame. In general, we all go up to the floor together, thinking that our parents have left. The friend, to whom everyone fits, at the entrance of everyone oreth "CAT IN THE ZOPA DO NOT fuck!!", then the frame with a barrel of beer is already squeezing him out of the crane, while also shouting loudly "I HAVE EAT IN HUNNOWOOO!!!", and from behind the voice "I KNOW WHO WILL BLOW THE FIRST!"... And everything would have continued perfectly if it had not been the stone faces of a friend’s parents who had just left the house.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You also do not get sick.
Why did you buy the iPad? What kind of bottles?! to
It is just an epic. A brief history is this. Somehow my cell phone rings, an unknown voice says I won the iPad and offers me to pick up the prize. Well, I wasn’t bad, I immediately understood the divorce. It will announce that I just need to buy something or pay for something there. No calling, no thanking.
HH: Where did the iPad come from then?
The phone calls again, are you like that? I wonder where they know my name. I say: "Well, let’s say." This is the company "XXX and UUU", you left the questionnaire to participate in the prize draw and bla bla bla. I’m turning in the memory of the last few weeks and here (pa-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!!!) I remember carrying a questionnaire to work in this office. In short, it turned out that the questionnaires were almost the same (the people didn’t get frozen), and as a result, my questionnaire was taken to the contest. The error was discovered only in the office at the time of delivery, but nothing was reworked. So I’m still unemployed, but I already own an iPad.
I’m going to go crazy :((

Yes, he is a muddle, not a poet! The first verbs must be riddled with the first verbs. Well, for example... Sleep, pin, fuck, give up...
YYY: Did you describe your life?

So that a friend did not forget to take the pills, I put them on the keyboard on the letter "V" - such as to come, take the contact and not forget to take :)

thx (13:45:00 7/02/2011)
sitting in the company of two masqueraded blondes (black hair) talking about gathering and editing text in word... you understand how smart you are...

thx (13:45:35 7/02/2011)
They put the word in the middle of the list with gaps.
Paragraphs equal to Ambulance
Handly
Put it to the monitor and measure.

thx (13:46:16 7/02/2011)
I heard half a roar.

I am in the hospital! Fuck me in the bathroom! Especially if you fuck someone from a not friendly department and a lot of gossip in the office.
Are you sick? What shook it? It was fun for me 😉
- You know, when at the meeting your boss is issued "The attitude to your department was clearly demonstrated by our staff...."
What was their boss without rushing out "Hm then the attitude to your team in the days will demonstrate our new manager", I looked at their new manager, where they were running such a child 2 meters off? No, I’m not in the hospital while he’s showing attitude! Damn the milk...

Are they getting married?! to
They are already on the verge...

What kind of shopping???? to
In our country
Shopping, riding and larretting.

I understood why my cat is writing near my bed at night.
"There are healing cats that lie down to a sick person and the disease goes away, the pain weakens.
And my cat preaches urine therapy!

I went past Babylon yesterday on the Yaroslavl, talking with a friend, here I see from the left Niva fell on the ice, right in the stream, from side to side, in the end it through 4 rows unfolds and puts it carefully in the right row by the ass forward without hitting anyone, the man who wrecked behind the wheel. He turned on the accident and did not move.
Guy, how are you there? has gone?

You can imagine the opera is so great! 😉
How can she be cool?? to
You don’t want to play, the opera is great! 😉
I think Google Chrome is much faster and more efficient!!!
HHH: I stop shaking so much, your brains have already flooded out of the comps!!!!!!!! to
Why did I not say that?It really is better than opera.
I am talking about the opera theater!!!!! to

Who broke the bricks?
I served in the fire department, but here we had a uncle from the Air Force, and we were not just engaged in firefighting. There is such an exercise in our army of bravery, "purification" is called: one throws a grenade into the fortification (home there or DZOT), the second gives the same long row after the explosion.
The chief told me that he visited both Chechens.
As in the exercises, we both do the same thing, I am on the grasp, with the machine, in the horn. Breaks out a partner’s check from a school grenade, swirls into the DZOT, retreats to the baskets... I think " once, two, " BACH!!! This is a good house, not a wooden house!! to
The chief himself ohueled - two pale ordinary mothers of almost the colonel on which the light stands, and the remnants of the type of 'DZOT' are smoking! It turns out to us at the exit to the field combat F-1 gave... The head of the flag-supplier puzzled taking a grenade in each hand, 6 teeth broke out...
You are saying shit with the bricks.