I did a repair in the apartment and understood what was painting the walls:
Put a clean hand in paint.
Wiping it off the wall.
- Profit

And the prize for the most boring and furious shit receives... A fight about food! Let’s grab and ask the authors to go out and never write anything here again.

<GaD_On_Line> The second candidate for the Debian 8.0 release "Jessie" is available. There are currently 112 critical errors blocking releases. Given the trivial problems and shortcomings, for which patches are already ready, about 67 errors remain to be corrected for the release.
<yekm> 112 critical errors in the installer?
<yekm> the wrong button pressed - it formats all the screws
<Lavos> yekm: and it’s just 1 mistake
<young> well
<yekm> and how many buttons do we have?
<yekm> almost come together

I married you, I created you!
Yyyy: Sorry, I’m already in patts)))

The mother-in-law is the most reliable and objective source of information in such a situation, of course.

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So what? My former mother-in-law tells the pure truth about me - she expelled her and her mother-in-law with her son (my former husband), daughter and her fellow resident from a country house, took her car and town apartment.

And all this is pure truth! Because both the house, and the apartment, and the car were mine before the wedding, and relatives, like in that cartoon about Losia, slowly came, who for a day, who for a week and stayed until the divorce.

The cost of treatment of the disease always exceeds the cost of its acquisition.

My work colleague told me.
of China. Excursion of Russian tourists along the Great Wall of China, "look to the right... look to the left..." - a tour guide said, and before a group of tourists ran a Chinese boy pointed to them with his finger, whispered and screamed something in Chinese.
They asked the tour guide to translate, "Look at them, they are all the same and have eyes like a cow!“”

Dear experts!

At the moment, Saudi Arabia is bombing Yemen, which as a result of the revolution came to power by Houthi rebels, who have been engaged in the creation of a ruling coalition lately. Formally, the operation is carried out at the request of the country’s fugitive President Abd-Rabbu Mansour Hadi.

Victor Fedorovich of Rostov asks you: and what, so could it be, yeah?

From the side it seemed that Lennochka was thinking. In fact, a lonely cockroach ran in her head and said, "What to do, what to do?"

Once upon a time, people were asking for really important things. For example, everyone drinks coffee through a straw.

I call my mom and I know she should be at home. It doesn’t fit and doesn’t fit... I’m starting to think... :crazy: I’m gonna put the phone on – it’s right. The dissatisfied voice:
and alo!
“Mom, why don’t you stay there for so long?
My cat and I kiss!
... no...
What do you want, March?
He is castrated.
It doesn’t stop him from kissing.

I watch a movie about Batman. Nearby, it is important to sleep a cat, looking at the screen with one eye. Expression of the beast during the film:
- The beginning, nothing interesting until it happens:
- On the screen flashes the fuck, almost as upscale as he himself: oh, 0
- The big shit is shown by a big plan: Oh, Oh
All of them were very cynical:

A friend with a guy, who worked as a secretary of the civil office for six months, vowed never to get married, only to not experience this with a guarantee.

Living in Russia with weak nerves is not recommended :)

Would this Zephyr boy work in the hospital and kill himself once he could not be born?

>>>@la, I can’t sleep now! What do crocodiles and spiders say? I have to tell the child, but I don’t know.

Greetings from the USSR.
Crocodiles sing: "Let foolish pedestrians run on the lawns..."

xxx: today at Metro C&C I told a girl who offered a promotion for flavourings that I had a smell of poverty in my car, which nothing can interrupt - she, the poor, swung up and forgot the text of her advertisement.

Let's say, in the winter, on the street - 30- 35, you need to buy cigarettes because you are already impatient, you want to smoke.
There are two options:
1. throw a jacket, go to the parking lot behind the house, excavate the car, get into it, hoping to warm up, remember that the battery of the house is warm, come back, take the battery, place, warm the car for 15-20 minutes, go to the store through two houses, park, come home, remember that the battery was left in the car, go back, remove the battery.
Wear a coat, jacket, and run quickly on foot.
Why am I all that...
Sometimes it is easier to get younger quickly.

It is angry! He rushed away! This is the motto of the real man.! to
I personally have 24 children. These are the ones I know. And how many more runners are running.
So I did not pay any one – I repeat to any mother – a penny!
such a thing.

S w, Barsik, 7 children...Tfu, 7 years

Turn on the channel Russia to watch news about Russia. For 15 minutes I was shown Colomoisky. Why do I need Colombo? I am alive. V of Russia.

I didn't buy tamagochi in my childhood - at 27 years old, it was bombarded and wanted)) I wonder if my husband did not see it in the city. He asks for you. I didn’t buy it when I was a child.
* Heavy breath * Well you want to fuck up - so you have me...
D was convinced.

here here.
I read everything here and think: where do you find all these fools? And most importantly why?
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When I was young, unmarried and stupid, I heard from a married friend the phrase "what I got" sincerely wondered what it meant I got, I chose myself.
Now I know that a man at the stage of custody is one person, at the stage of cohabitation another, after registration of marriage - quite another, and after the birth of a child can become a stranger. It is hard to buy a car, an apartment, and even a new job.
People are changing too, I don’t argue.
The main thing is that all these new people are able to adapt to each other in time and not hate each other.