The myth or our view from the underworld.

The epigram.

Moscow is the only city in the world where you can get stuck in your ass when you go ahead of a meeting.
(C)Carmadon An.ru

The Chinese government has an interesting approach to population control. Traffic on the roads is not controlled at all. Everyone drives like crazy.
4 lane road - 2 lines in one direction, 2 in the other. On the right lane with a speed of 100 km per hour is a car. Tired of such a rush, he begins to overtake a passenger bus.
Irritated by the fact that he was not missed, a gasoline car with a huge tank crosses a double consistent and surpasses a passenger bus upon encounter. Having decided that there is nothing to lose, going to the left lane, all this fun three is overtaken by the evacuator carrying the broken evacuator!!! to
At the meeting, strikers on agricultural machinery...

The Pilate officer, Mr. The order.
It makes up the estimate: 5% - execution of the real contract, 50% - repayment to me, looks at the portrait of the President, bitterly breathes and writes, 45% - to the president for the fight against corruption.

I smiled at the status of one girl: “You spoiled me.” I wonder, she guesses who she is in this situation?

It would be crazy if you could lose in credit. Well today to lose 15 kg, and then sit on a diet for a couple of months...

XXX: I lie on the couch with my girlfriend. and kissing. Here, suddenly, a cat jumps onto the couch, with a hair rubber in his teeth. He puts the rubber next to him and drops.
Girl, seeing this case: Thank you, Zuhel(cat), we are being protected. ))))

Dear God! Last year You took my favorite singer, Michael Jackson, my favorite actor, Peter Swayze, and my favorite actress, Farrah Fossett. Let me remind you that my favorite politician is Alexander Lukashenko.

Every time someone calls, Sasha takes the phone, there they ask Olga, a colleague, what I hear:
She is not.
Yes, she went
Yes, she just left.
Right dressed, dressed in a hat.

status with a friend-foreigner "with holiday, dear ginseng"

1: Our Max really loves thin trolling!
Just think, he is looking at dating sites for ladies who would want to learn more about Engels’ correspondence with Kautsky.
It is clear that most of the sputum did not read "The Dog's Heart" and I have no idea who Engels is, and even more so some Kautsky there. No one understands that this is really just a stem and such a method of selection.
Max says he has stumbled upon a mountain of different piercings and scraps from communicating with the dumb chickens who really came to him to hear about this correspondence (one of them thought it was the names of the type of famous GEOs and he would tell about their love letters - "ah, it's probably terribly romantic").

Fuck the flies! It is R. Descartes of our time.

In 2012 the police will be renamed the Jandarmery.

DropDead: I have not eaten at the comp and in the kitchen for a month
DropDead: Lose weight by 12 kg

Mom goes to work and goes down the stairs. The father closes the door:
and good luck!
Happiness in personal life?
No, not in the work.

xxx (19:42:28 9/03/2011):
There are 5 apples in the basket. Question: How to divide these apples between five girls so that each girl gets one apple and one remains in the basket.
yyy(19:43:58 9/03/2011):
Killing a girl with a basket?

Answer by mail.ru
How many times a day can I reinstall Windows 7?
And then I set up and read it like a crack, can I reinstall it again today or give the comp time to rest and do everything tomorrow?

Why does God hate me so much???and (
Do you tell me or guess yourself?

Annette: Dress with a band on the pop 3500 on the master card card, the feeling that everyone is struggling on your ass is invaluable =)))))

From the forum:
I love tulips and lilies. My husband gave me roses all the time. I asked him if he knew what my favorite flowers were. He said “tulips and lilies.” I ask, why do you always give roses? The answer is, “These are roses.” I never understood that.

I am not afraid of the Minister of Education, I am afraid of the Minister of Education.

I continue to tell stories about drug addicts. One of my acquaintances, after a tumultuous party, comes home. He thinks he should eat before going to bed. He opens the refrigerator and the man is sitting there!!! A friend went out smoking (a cigarette), comes back, opens the refrigerator, and there until these days the man is sitting!!! It’s huge, hardly going in. Well, he thinks, I’ll open the shell, if he’s there, I’ll fuck him a fist! He opens, there’s a man, he’s him! He went into his room, under the blanket and fell asleep. And only in the morning he understood what the magic was all about. The man was actually sitting there, only he confused the door of the refrigerator with the door of the toilet and fucked his own father.

Alpha: It probably didn’t have to lock Lassa (our physicist) in the office for half an hour and they’ll come back in four hours.
Lightbrinder: has he folded all the corners and scratched all the graphics?
Alpha: No... And what, have you already locked it for four hours?
Alpha: In fact, when I came back, he was sitting, wrapping a mouse cord around his head, so that the mouse itself hanged at the level of the chest, and playing on the electric guitar emulator downloaded from the internet "We also had hippans in the village".