Dano: Pork sauces have been removed from the menu of German food to avoid insulting refugees.
The task: to calculate the speed of Hitler's rotation in the grave.

XX: Was he not cremated?
YYY: This is not the matter.
XXX: Well, just the task is not solved then...

The Philosopher! What is the form of the verbs in Chukovsky? Did they all run away, laugh, wash and others?
I am a programmer! Remove my headphones.
HHH: You don’t know... I’d say so and there’s nothing to worry about right away...

The sphere of it evolves very quickly, you do not move forward, you turn back. What we see here. While others make money, you regret yourself. I have everything.
% of
Are you a clinical idiot or just a masquerade man? If a person lives in a provincial city in which the named salary is the industry standard, then WHERE should he evolve? If in the city, in fact, and in the commercial structure, and in the factory, the admin is paid to the ceiling of 25 thousand, even a steeply steep admin - WHERE does it evolve? Can you come and show me? and? 3.14 the bag is not wrapped.

From the news:
Three bags of phalloimitators and erotic costumes, as well as a rubber ass, were stolen from store owners in Almaty. Why the thieves needed such a specific product is unclear.
The Stone:
- Rubber ass and three bags of phalloimitators - a set for darts in Kazakh.

Develop a tool that will be safe and without harm to the potency to make a man temporarily infertile and then talk. It is easier to stop one egg per month than millions of sperm per day. In women, everything is cyclical and it is enough to break down the cycle at the next stage, and in men, the continuous process can only be completely stopped.

Let your daughters break the cycle, and they gather and strive for it.

The husband recently got a job, where all the management are former military personnel.
One day I asked how the women’s colleagues congratulated.
"Thank you very much. At 12 o’clock, we were all ready and congratulated. and :)

The opened file cannot be moved or renamed. I lie here and seriously think, and what is more offensive for the file: if you close it and it does not see where it is carried and how it is now called, or vice versa: closed, so that when transferred not scratch or how not to hurt...

No drugs, no alcohol, no flu and 38.8 on the thermometer.

The next day, the guards just sent the lady home to change her clothes.

You are harsh there. And without a shift and a diary also the guards "send" can? Or only when it comes to their erotic fetishes? Does the boss also go through the fake control? I wonder what kind of company this is.

XXX: What do you give to the doctor? I am confused. Are you already shaving?
YYYYYY: Yes I have a shave.
Zzz: Are you running on her leash?
YYY: Every time on the edge!
Zzz: So you need to give a woman Android.
Better than an iPhone. No one will look at her.
zzz: The Iphone woman will only be interested in other women.

"Apple leased a former Pepsi factory to work on its own car"
...
Will we soon see a car on one wheel, with a touch screen instead of a steering wheel, which will drive on a gasoline?

Bulgaria is an amazing country.
In the First World War it joined the Central Bloc — and he lost.
In World War II it joined the fascists — and they broke up.
In the Cold War, it entered the Socblock — and it collapsed.
It is now in NATO.
Let us believe that the brothers will not fail.

I am on the train. I bought beer. 200 Re for a bottle. I understood that drinking in the train is not drunk. The real majority.

The noise. No employee will work twice as well if he starts paying him twice as much. What’s more, if you offer a worker: I raise my salary twice, but I’ll make him be honest – for a couple of months he will try, and then scroll back into the contact.

Why do you take unemployed people to work?
Not to pay initially.
And then they wonder, how did they do that? No one works.
Added three rubles and still does not work.

Contraceptive pills should be for men. It is more logical to shoot in the hole, rather than shoot in the armor.

But when it comes to their sperm, you can allow interference in their divine white fluid that is spilled out.

A member is an assistant member. Please forgive me, but the person is absolutely normal and decent (not a deputy, a friend, of course) - the work is combined, and the money is nothing, but it goes.
He tells today:
The call. Grandmother is God’s stumbling, the voice is barely heard: “The spring has begun, we would have land and a fence from the deputies.” I stumbled, but I began to understand the matter. It turned out that the residents of Khrushchev ask for a machine of land in the common yard - to plant flowers - and to guard the green with a leather fence so that "these addicts" do not shake. I’ve gotten it out, but the joke is already born.

In the past, Jews were prohibited from singing songs to people under 30 years of age.
“Today, Havva, you are thirty years old, so take this book. It is time"
Yyy: the harsh comrades
Yyy: And it’s probably in those times when everyone had time to get married if not before 20, then until 25 exactly?
XXX is exactly
YYY: Then it could still sound like this.
Dear Sarah and Iza. Your marriage has lasted for almost 10 years. You probably already have an idea of what love is. You probably think you know everything about it. Here is a book for you.

Q: How much should a man with a spade be paid to surpass the excavator in terms of labor productivity?

A: The price of the excavator and an additional annual salary. He will then buy this excavator and will tap on it.

Profile and animal eyes.
Fighting on the tatami/ring and fighting in real are very different from each other. I am a heavyweight boxer with five years of experience. I know for sure that no unprepared person can withstand my blow. If I strike a person in the head, he will die. If I get into the lower part of the ribs, I break their nose along with my heart. If I get into the area of the abdomen, the person will also die. The black belts have about the same story.
And now the story: I sit in the car with my wife, and I see a bunch of boys near us clinging to a woman, she screams and cries for help, well, I went out. The puppies turned to me. And here I really got fast. Because you can only hit them at the extremities. And their five. They have knives. In general, I tried to contain, but fucking - they are drunk in the hole. I broke one hand in two places, so he not only did not cut off, but also continued to climb in the fight!
I had to work very carefully on my head. The result: I have all five shakes of varying severity and multiple fractures, I have a cut jacket and a protective arm.
In court, I was given six months conditionally, I placed the boys for a year in a colony for minors.
After the fight, by the way, my wife stated that I had animal eyes in her.

I am on the train. Time is 23:40. The wild wanted meat. I got a cottage, she wore. A neighbor woke up and with the view of the claim "after 18 not eaten" cuddled a pack of waffles.
As the saying goes, if you want to be healthy, eat alone and in the dark.

Since then, they have been visiting each other: the rooster with its spoon, and the fox with the straw.