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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №94983
 08.03.2014
After hearing on Russian television how well the citizens of Russia live, the residents of the Bryan, Smolensk and Kostrom regions expressed the desire to also join Russia following the Crimea.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №94982
 08.03.2014
xxx: Only one thing seems strange to me is the requirement to give flowers and show gallantry on the International Day of Fight for Women’s Equality?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №94981
 08.03.2014
In fact, a coup arranged with noise, with violence is a failed coup, it is a failed coup. The ideal option is when the subjects, waking up in the morning, learn that they have a new king or queen, and all. Noise is not only unnecessary, it is harmful.
_____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
According to one version, this is how the forces removed the weak B. Yeltsin from power.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94980
 08.03.2014
Correspondence with brother Vk. He lies in the hospital.
XXX is fucking. I cleaned half of my life in your room.
Tagged: ahahaha
Tagged: looool
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
XXX: What is LOL?
XXX: You have to talk to the wicked
You are a pig, fucking.

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94979
 08.03.2014
The CEO and chief designer of Apple are gay.
I wondered if they have always been, or have become, to better "feel the consumer"?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94978
 08.03.2014
> Vasily Glovachev "Self "
In general, I recommend reading the entire series "Forbidden Reality ";

Glovachev is such a Blavatsky who writes combat fantasy.
It is possible to read only out of psychiatric interest - as the larvae of the writer quickly and decisively absorbs the esotericism of the brain, from book to book increasingly leaving metastases.
However, lovers of Naruto and Lost should like - the series is as meaningless and merciless as the Russian rebellion, well, and in places even more brutal than the first Soviet tractor.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №94977
 08.03.2014
Will we see you today?
YYYY: Yes
YYY: Am I you too?
XXX: I don’t even know what to answer.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94976
 08.03.2014
Commentary on the Ukrainian news site:
What a funny name is Eggs.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №94975
 08.03.2014
Are you VKontakte?
Y: I am not there.
X: (surprisingly) Do you have the internet at all? O_O

have survived.


[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94974
 08.03.2014
Today, all the passengers of one trolley bus had to move quickly to another (a breakdown of some sort), well, we were looked at in it as if we were enemies of the people. And you tell Ukrainians to move to Russia.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №94973
 08.03.2014
The invader:

to this:
Giving visas for entry into the EU to Russians is unsafe. Russo-speaking people in the country are an excuse for military aggression, - Foreign Ministry of the Czech Republic

It will be much worse if Russian-speaking people come at all without visas and without invitation, even on their transport. If you don’t believe it, ask the Germans.

The Germans don’t have to ask the Germans. And you would not bother to know what is "Prague Spring" and "Operation "Danube".

[ + 38 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94972
 08.03.2014
News from mail
Russia launched a ballistic missile from the field of Kapustin Yar, which successfully hit a conditional target in Kazakhstan.
Pentagon officials said they had been warned in advance and the launch was not a surprise.
One of the first stones: Has anyone warned the Kazakhs?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №94971
 07.03.2014
XXX: What is the problem? This is not Russia - where the richer and more recognizable Steve Jobs lived in about the same modest house without any security, he could be met in a park or cafe.
YYY: They are not used to beat people for being richer or smarter. The Wild.

c) The Habbra

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №94970
 07.03.2014
Mobius salad and lobachevsburger, please!
Clay Light 0.5

Fibonacci salad is made by mixing 1:1 of yesterday’s and yesterday’s Fibonacci salad.
Recursive cocktail - 2:3:5 alcohol:water:recursive cocktail

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №94969
 07.03.2014
You heard, the Serdykov fell under...
The tram? = D
No to Amnesty! = = (
The TIFU!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94968
 07.03.2014
Of all the places in the suburbs where I lived and visited, the NN area only causes vomiting feelings. But I’m not a rottweiler’s daughter to choose where to live.

O_O

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94967
 07.03.2014
Root of 625?
and 25!
and hm. 25 in the square.
and 225!
is not bad. You are not drunk?
I was drunk, but not drunk.
Root of 625
25 and grills.! to
Yes I remember. 25 in the square.
225. you have confused me.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №94966
 07.03.2014
That is how it happens. They live monsters in the dirty and dark underground, they don’t see their nose, they try to protect their world from external threats, in the form of you, with swords in both hands, rubbing their friends and relatives only because so said a bearded man with a yellow cry over his head...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №94965
 07.03.2014
It seems to me that in our 21st century to make spelling mistakes is the same as in the 18th century to confuse right and left: it seems that in many cases it is clear what this illiterate meant, but, firstly, it is clear not immediately, but, secondly, it is necessary to think for a long time what he meant when shouting "right!" and pointing to the left.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №94964
 07.03.2014
We recently had a Health Day at our school. I worked at the station called,,Musical''. How I got there, and why I agreed, is another story. Importantly what was there. The purpose of the station was to remember a song. Most of all, they sang about the 'Eloch' and something else childish. They often sang pop, shanson and Mikhailova. Someone remembered rock, disco and even,,Du Hast''. But most surprised and frightened the boy, singing the song from the screenshot,,House-2''...

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