I live in Hamburg. There is such a town in the Bundestag. There is a place called Chance. One of the features of the area is that 3-4 times a year local radical leftists and anarchists organize a small local revolution there. They burn barricades from garbage stores, rockets fly to the police, glasses are beaten in a pair of stores. Several cars are being set on fire for the company, negligently left by disorderly owners in the area of riots. What is characteristic, the excitement does not arise suddenly. The days when events will happen, everyone knows and is preparing accordingly. Police and revolutionaries. One of my acquaintances also prepared. He had an old murdered Opel, the price of which was from the force of 200 euros. In the evening, a few hours before the beginning of the events, the car was successfully parked near the epicenter. It should be noted that such poor cars do not touch the revolutionaries. Cars are burning. But our fire that night burned the first. And why? An entrepreneurial acquaintance placed stickers on the car in several places. “Germany above all,” the Nazi party, “foreigners out of Germany!” and etc. As you know, the left radicals, apart from the state, the police and the bourgeoisie, do not like any fascists. The insurance paid for a piece of iron.... 3000 Euros.

Nothing develops logistics skills like three lovers.

Tagged: cowboy fool
WOW: What is it?
He is from Moscow and I am from Volgograd.
WOW: It was really bad.

The question of the off-top is what to give the women's team on March 8?
yyy: deodorant and foam for shaving

Dyus: I don’t even know how to call it: medical negligence or medical humor...
Once I went to school, and, of course, I only remembered at the session. Well, in order for me to be able to hand over everything, the dean demanded that I receive a certificate from the hospital at least recently. I went to the hospital and agreed that I would be made a lip... got and immediately went to the universe... in the decanate for a long time I was rotted. In the certificate the dentist wrote that I had the flu and placed the seal of the surgeon.

I understood that I needed a weekend when I was dumb hanging in front of the turniket in the subway, thinking that I, Scuco, need to get: a work pass or a key from the entrance... O_o

Andrei, hello to you! Yesterday Sergey showed how he is having fun with the new tablet. In the shopping center there are TVs hanging, he somehow increased the volume so that they cried for all 100. Or even switched off.
Andrei: Figase, how is it? O_O
Vladimir: And FIG knows, there is a type of controller built in. The salespeople were slightly in shock, the TVs revolted. But it seems they suspected something, the painful birth is pleased with him.

I am from Novosibirsk, gathered for a weekend in Tomsk. The first line in Google on the question "Where to walk in Tomsk":
In Tomsk it is best to walk in Novosibirsk.

Commentary on the multi-market:
Every click on the key and the end of the cooking machine marks a nasty and very loud whisper. Really ugly and really loud! I have a small child and he wakes up in the bedroom (at 15 meters behind the closed door) if I am cooking cereals in the evening for the morning.
Next is the description of her...
P.S If you wake someone up or even vice versa, an extra alarm does not bother - I can recommend this multi-wark with a clear conscience.

St. Petersburgers, leaving to live in Moscow, increase the average IQ of both capitals.

The comments:

Why both? Is Peter the capital?
- Ivan, yes, Peter is the northern capital.
- Natalia, is the North a separate state like Butovo?
Are you from Moscow?
Natalia is yes.
Ivan is clear.)

On the subject "You understand how you get older when...":
Today, my son in high school was given the task of making a shipyard from a sheet of paper... I am sure that most of us have only a plane in their minds.

On Mars found a door pen"
Let’s see who makes such headlines.

A magical number? How did you, the alkashi with the Soviet consciousness, get stuck... one bump in the mind. And then "no, and the generation, the yagu drink! Not what we" are, right?

As well as yes. Because you, post-Soviet children, no longer see the difference between the "half liters" for five adults for a snack and the "yagu" for entrances at 11 years of age.

XXX, 27 December 2007
Before meeting my girlfriend, I had no thoughts about getting married. We met with her for 2 years, I finally had to go with her and we got married. But: if we had done it 6 days after dating, nothing would have changed. My son is 22 years old. Sudden and eternal love exists, no matter what.

YYY, 28 July 2011:
Once I got the post, Daddy, I was 20 in 2007 xD

<Somn> =D
I have irreversible changes in my brain and I see a LED in this emoji.

Citadel of Evil: Today I downloaded a movie that I already have on DVD because I was lazy to go after it to the other end of the apartment. I seem to have reached the bottom.

Garik
What about the first two days at work? Engaged

Lensanna
No, I dismantle the rest.

I don’t understand the neighbor.
At 9 a.m. 3 minutes the perforator whispered and... silence!
YYY: I had to roll out to turn the screw immediately when I came home at night!
zzz: Maybe he has a ringtone on the alarm clock.)

Madizi: Someone glued a sheet in the toilet with the text: Step-by-step instructions for using the toilet 1: unpack the washer...
madizi: I think after reading the first paragraph, no one has been able to perform it.)

I received an email from an employee: Igor Ivanovich, I am late. The horns slipped.