I met a guy for six months, loved him madly and decided to give him my virginity. I am not one of the ten, so I decided to take everything into my own hands. I sent my parents to the country, they came home to me, Romantic, all the business. I stretch for him the width, where everything is ready for battle, only touching the member - he ends. I think nothing, let’s try again. Try the same stuff. Seven times underwear!! to
The comments:
HH: Why did they not continue? No longer standing up?
Yyy: The guy lost consciousness from nervous exhaustion.

And it ran over the face of Vladimir Vladimirovich, but Dmitry Anatolyevich was calm!
Z is. Advertising has been fixed! Stalin would have been shot!!

to you!

The Prehistory.
We serve with brother in various organizations, mercenaries. Brother Saper, I am a sniper. We usually go each in our group.

The history.
The festivities. New Year (seems to be), a mine field in the passage zone, a map is needed. "Brother, did you not put it in place?" Map is received. Painted very vague and sleepy.
We went through the field, and I slept too. On this map, which the conductor held up with his feet. The driver’s name is GPS.

Where are you serving, friend? very needed.

Conversation in the online game:
I will calculate your IP and find you.
WO:Lawy 192.168.0.1
Well guys, I’ll find you soon, fuck you.

As a child, I never understood what "shameful shame" is.

She: Dear gift to me on March 8th Chihuahua
He: be healthy
She is: Oh?? to
He: Well you were just going to say what to give you on March 8 and sneezed. So what to give you?

X: So, fucking, is this your contact? I’ve tried Google, there’s to be registered everywhere.
YYY: O O marry me! I can cook and my head doesn’t hurt.

She: Do you have a girl?
He is: No.
It is now there ;)

On Goodbye Sunday, I write my SMS:
Forgive me for Christ!
After a long pause, the answer:
With whom did you sleep?

No, of course forgiven Sunday is a wonderful tradition... But when at night from a friend comes the message "Sorry for everything", the shaking hands themselves hit the google line "how to speak away from suicide".

Sart (c)

I went to the library today.
amazonka: I climb the stairs up, the librarian runs in front of me, almost knocking on me with a scream
Amazon is finally! Did you come for the boy?
There are all kinds of circles in the library, children are engaged.
amazonka: but I didn’t go out at first, I say: Do you have boys instead of boys books today?

Forgiven should be done on March 9th - suddenly why not again?

In Sochi, a pensioner with a grenade was detained

For an object similar to a grenade,
A man who looks like a pensioner.
People in uniform like police officers.
A man who looks like the president.

I had a single-eyed cat named Kutuz.
In honor of Kutuzov?
Well yes.
and wait. A cat or a cat?
The cat.
Why then Kutuz?
- Well... I thought that the Cat Cat is a strange name for a cat. No is?
From ne_stolica's journal

You go to RIV GOSH, and there are men. confused as such. and sad sadness.

That the foolish elephant would break you.
Spraying
Tell your girlfriend.

YYY: I have a stop...
XXX: Which sampan is opened?

Only in the design bureau cut the cake, calculating the corner of the piece... In the matcad :)

A comment to one article:
xxx: We once in the forest threw a tail into the pine, who did not kicked out drank a stone... After an hour, the taporic started flying past... In the end, they fucked the tail )))))

xxx: By the way, elsral, nick is counted.
Just universal such a biography and chronology of life achievements, suitable for absolutely everyone.)))
Next time I’ll go somewhere, I’ll call myself Pilbleval.