Favorite today: "Can I buy you a guitar on March 8?"
I asked him three times, fucking.

The Mayan calendar does not include high years.
Technically, the end of the world should have come 7 months ago.

The Mayan calendar does not include the Gregorian calendar.

I worked as a programmer in a company. I worked for two months without a contract. It was not possible to bring documents. I forget to take it, I forget to give it. Finally, I bring a flash with docks scans.
The financial director, not waiting for the end of the printing of other documents, took a photocopy of the diploma from my hands. "Finally we are here!! The first document that confirms your name!"

by Kain 11:54
Are there other minerals in Belarus besides cortophane?

Computer science, 2nd course, introductory lesson:
Computers are new, the next batch is foreseeable shortly, about 20 years later, for this we do not touch anything, we hold the mouse with two fingers, if you are not comfortable, ask for help from a neighbor, we do not tap the keyboard, do not turn the monitor, do not bend, if anything - change your position on the chair!
(Student) Igor Petrovich, the monitor stands so that absolutely nothing is visible.
Prepod thinks and answers - Move the chair, if it doesn't help try to turn it on.

The rest of the couple went through in an attempt to suppress hysteria))

The first comment under the newly released porn video:
"Crazy... a new view, and I have already picked up the old =(" gathered twice as many likes as the video itself.

Who wants same-sex marriages?
Q. Do you have anything against it?
ZZZ is. of Aleppo.

x(23:06): It is free! Are you here?
y(23:06): and geometry
x(23:07): Do you have geometry?
y(23:07): Yes
x(23:07): compassionate( [link to Mass Effect 3] torrent
y(23:08): Go out, the demon-examiner!!!! to
x(23:08): the tablet inside... :)
and y(02:12): the hell...

Hello my brain!
Hi my liver!
Father: Wella...

My husband and I sit on the couch and watch a movie.
The sandwich would...
and pause. I run to the kitchen. I make butter. I bring. and play.
in 20 minutes.
The tea would...
The same algorithm.
In another 20 minutes.
And yet another butter.
The Third Circle.
I come back and say:
- Here I would lie like that, ballet and let somebody bring me everything (((
M is married!
The exploitor, the exploitor.

The Boy 1
I thought that I had never met a girl in my life that in my taste completely, that is, which for me is virtually the ideal of beauty, I was always with others and I was fine but the picture in my head was different.

The Boy 2
I’ve long understood this to us ideal men is very difficult.

We have a very good relationship with accounting. He even made a phone call for them separately. From the movie Mary Poppins, about 33 cows.

Do you think about what to give you for your birthday?
YYY: No
xxx: would you be happy to get something memorable and so much not practical?)
Daddy on the ass? 0 O

I liked the life phrase of the girl in transport: "I just miss everything..."

Will you be a vodka?
YYY : No.
XXX Why?
I am drunk with her:

XXX: Tell me the truth?
YYY : the truth? Darth Vader is Luke’s father.

XXX: Are you a girl?
Yyy: Use the deduction
xxx: the term deduction is probably taken from the Sherlock Holmes notes, because it is fundamentally untrue and this method should rather be called ‘reduction’ – that is, the conclusion of the primary fact by the consequences. Given that the main part of the site is people between 18 and 22, and guys don’t like to read books at that age, usually, the more detectives, then you’re most likely a young girl. The same benefit is the fact that now popular series and film about Sherlock Holmes, in which case your age varies from 16 to 19.
YYY: at the point =)

Xxx: Do you have pets?
YYY: Do you want to come to me?

We leave our fellow (who has a cat and a cat in the apartment) after we were congratulated on March 8:
“Thank you guys for the flowers, candy, tea, congratulations, for communicating with you, cattle!” Oh, in the sense of the cat and the cat!! to

Renewed the name of the folder "Remove" to "Remove" and deleted