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[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94903
 06.03.2014
I add :
This genius is:
> I write "Microsoft" because it’s the right way to write the word Microsoft. By the way, people who write "Microsoft" can go naked along with the microscope.
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I compared the fuck with the finger.
"Microscope" is a word of Greek origin (p. Microeconomics), and Microsoft is not a Greek company. According to the rules of translation, the names of companies are mostly transcribed, so it is right "Microsoft", if it is so tired to write the name in Russian letters.

Apparently, this genius loves his Renault Espace very much, although he may change it for some Peugeot. If he smokes, then Marlborough, he drinks Seven Up. But on vacation, nevertheless, he will go to Turkey, not to Turkish or Turkish (because in Turkish and read it correctly will not be able).

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94902
 06.03.2014
The world is divided into fools and crazy people.
The fools don’t understand us, and the fools don’t understand us.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №94901
 06.03.2014
RR Sport: This is the situation: You have chosen a product in the store, for example, a piece of good meat, and the goods come to you at the box office and as if picking up, you say that this piece is postponed and I take it from you.
What would you do in the place of the buyer?
SetColor: Would I say, “Toward, don’t run, get rich!”".

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №94900
 06.03.2014
Al: Friend is like translated from Spanish?
Amigo, clear pepper
Anpu: Is it like a finist, a clear socket?

[ + 9 - ] Comment quote №94899
 06.03.2014

What do Russian troops do in Ukraine?
Options for beautiful answers:
1st We walked by, decided to jump to relatives.
2nd As for Ukraine? Fucking in your mouth, I told you that you are looking at the map with your feet up!
Three You have borst and cocktails here are delicious.
4 is We are missing. What are you doing tonight? #65279

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №94898
 06.03.2014
Check the water in the bathroom.
Everything is fine, fluid.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94897
 06.03.2014

Everything has changed in Arkansas. There is a new, systematically acting factor. And it looks like don Raba is deliberately poisoning scientists with all the grey in the kingdom. Everything that rises above the average grey level is under threat. Don Condor, these are not emotions, they are facts. If you are smart, educated, doubting, saying unusual things – you just don’t drink wine at last! You are in danger. Any buyer has the right to strike you to death. Hundreds and thousands of people have been declared out of law. They are caught by assailants and hanged along the roads. Naked, up on my feet... Yesterday on my street, the old man was stabbed with his boots, they found out that he was literate. Toptal, they say, two hours, dumb, with sweaty beast mouths... — Rumata restrained and finished calmly: — In a word, there will soon be no literate in Arkanaar.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94896
 06.03.2014
From the corporate newsletter on holding a charity fair in favor of shelters for homeless animals:

Do you like animals? Do you want to participate in their fate? Come to our Fair! Try the cooking masterpieces of your colleagues!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94895
 06.03.2014
I missed the sound in the game :(
Check the mixer.
Okay, I don’t have any audio equipment.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94894
 06.03.2014
XX: She always looked younger than her years.
Sometimes it really creates problems.
Here, I remember, when I was a young teacher, I was asked to take a shot in another body, where I was not known. When I entered the teacher’s wardrobe, the wardrobe maker stood up with her chest: “Students dress out there!”
I still remember my grandfather died during the active observance of the anti-alcohol law. The relatives prepared a commemorative table, and I and my breast-baby were sent out for a walk, and at the same time asked to buy vodka for the table. They refused to sell me vodka, citing the fact that I am not 21. My argument is that I didn’t have a child (or maybe I gave birth at 19 years old!). I did not have a passport, but I had a birthday card. And I bought vodka on a partner ticket!

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94893
 06.03.2014
Why was I offended?
WOW: What did you write?
I really need her mother’s page and she doesn’t add me, not knowing who I am! So I decided to meet her daughter.
I Wanna Cum on Your Moms Face - book"
You are so nice to get to know ?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №94892
 06.03.2014
July is burning!! to

High heels are not a shit, they are a symbol of struggle.

Probably a symbol of fighting with your sick spine))))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94891
 06.03.2014

Sophia.ru Answers
Question: The home computer sometimes does not allow any actions (e.g. , change or delete the file) Writes something like: "You do not have permission. Contact the administrator" or: "Administrator rights are required for this action" But I am the administrator! What else does he need?

Answer: Show him who is the principal!
Install the Linux!

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94890
 06.03.2014
Here, they often talk about running out at work, and we do not have an injection at the company. More precisely, but it is almost banned, there is such control that the notorious KGB is crying alone in the corner. Recently, the mechanics barely rejected the security guards, a week of explanatory writing, for the fact that they googled the PORNO-UPORNY bearing.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94889
 06.03.2014
It is worth pointing out the unnamed yet, but clearly vibrating in the air threat of freezing the assets of the questionable Russian bureaucracy – at least on the territory of the United States, and, most likely, in all the countries of the world, on which their influence extends.

This would be a phenomenal gift to Russia and its people, as it would not only cut off the financial base of the ruling kleptocracy with a single blow, but also, visibly proving the unprofitability of theft, would have a colossal healing effect on the whole morality of our society.

If Kerry had taken such a step, he would not have been able to get rid of the monument; in truth, he would have deserved at least a solemn burial in the Kremlin Wall.

Delevingne (c)

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94888
 06.03.2014
111: and then I remembered it, but it was a long time ago. As if convincing three persons with their friends an unclear amount of cognac engaged in hot lesbian sex. No one captured the moment when one of the friends turned on the camera. I forgot about the cassette this morning. But this is when a girlfriend’s mother rushed over (well, or how it was to look in sight), thinking that there was a family walk...
I never visited them again. I have no lesbian sex anymore.

222: Where is the cassette?! to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94887
 06.03.2014
Do you know why our hockey players lost at the Olympics? They feared that Obama would not let them go.
by konde13

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №94886
 06.03.2014
I’ve seen a beautiful thing today... A girl is walking out some kind of microshava, chihuahua, or something like that: a tiny, trembling in a pink puddle. And in front of them, the snorkeler Ivanich with his cat came out of the basement. The cat (enormous and chic) in a fighting position before the chihuahua stood, shrugged and tried to hit the leg, well, the girl screamed. Ivanov said so calmly:
“Fu, Murzik Borisovich...Fu... What’s there, there’s a whole GMO!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94885
 06.03.2014
Fighting between Russia and Ukraine has spread to VKontakte.
In two days of fighting, both sides lost much of common sense.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94884
 06.03.2014
The corporate. The boss, as a fan of the aforisms, states:"If you stood up from the table with a feeling of hunger, you have eaten. If you have eaten, you have eaten, etc. I have expressed the thought that this was invented by the bourgeoisie so that we, ordinary citizens, would live hungry, and that they (the bourgeoisie) would eat and loathe, eat and eat. The leadership declared me an oppositionist, although I am simply an opportunist.

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