Max the Red (12:10:26 26/03/2008)
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I (13:19:35 26/03/2008)
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<yellow42> I am going to the girl today!!!! to
<vaseline> take me with you :))

<price> yes...
<priNce> let’s go now...
<priNce> all the sticks are arranged...
<priNce> to the right of Y

Grigorievna's love at a lecture on the New History of Italy removed: "Garibaldi was a great commander. He even slept with the soldiers, putting his head on a saddle.
The audience rocks.
She: "You know, I have been reading this lecture for many years. And every time after the phrase: “Putting your head on a saddle,” everyone laughs. What’s funny about it?"

You have a status in aske:"colbassa!!! These are old horses!and "
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh by Masha! I look at your status and again I think: well, "colbassa", it’s at least not "polonium 210" or "eat", it’s more optimistic! I look at Nick and see the horse. What a thing!:D
WOW :D
I have changed status)
The cabbage!! These are old horses!! by Koolbas! Cows and cats!! to
Tagged with: rofl
Please don’t look from high.
Awesome and delicious sausage!:D

and Swarovski:
By the way, you don’t have two spheres of the same size, made of elastic material?

The drone:
What is Sissy?

The Shadow of Father Hamlet
22/03/2008 (12:47 GMT +03:00)
My carpet will never break. They can cut the sausage and peel off people’s heads.

Kagen: We will all die soon))) where in a month ^_^
Serge: What is it?
Kagen: in a month will launch the Great Hadron Collider. the largest particle accelerator (=
Eeee... what is it?
Kagen: Well, it’s the h*ja that makes another h*yu... and then the vodka travels...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA We will die!!! to
Kagen :D

Hawk
Radmin is a great proga. I worked in the universe.
Students are sitting and doing labs. We monitor the compounds.
Through the window in the admin wall I see that two blondes are trying to enter the correct answer in the lab window.
There was a huey near the monitor... As soon as it starts printing – it’s flying from us "No need!!Don’t knock, it hurts me!and "
Less than 5 minutes there the students ate, then called the teaching... Prepod came to look and headed to us in the admin, and we turned everything and did some kind of batnik)
Hawk
he went in and said - "boys, there is a computer problem"
Well I went and looked, telling Lehe a few words.
I approached the comp, sat down, chatted there, opened and closed, then clicked on the monitor and said "Now enough!"
In response, Leha fills the phrase "Okay, my lord!"
Hawk
And I’m going back under the umbrella of everyone... The curtain!

I saw it on TV yesterday. A broadcast where the British ask questions to the Americans to see what they are stupid. In general, we found a guy who answers all the questions (!). Then he is asked - the formula of the volume of the cone. He says "a minute, give me paper and pen" and after 2 minutes, through the triple integral (!!) Change of coordinates to cylindrical (!!!) Give the formula. The leader in the show said, “You’ve stunned us, you’re the smartest American we’ve ever met. The answer is "I am Russian."

......
A man whoever you are. Respect and respect for you!!! to

The attention! Ahtung! Attention to!

For convenience, I suggest two things:
1) to show the number of comments on wordstream in the link "discuss", for example [discuss (4)]
2) to the quotes explained by Cap, a link to her on tak-to.ru was added (so that if you don't bump in long searches)

Whoever agrees, support it :)

HHH
You sit in the plane, in front of you – an elephant, behind you – a bear. Where are you?
WOWU
In the airplane, the circus is flying on the straw, and I am in the luggage compartment in which livestock are carried.
WOWU
I’m probably a veterinarian or one of the smell brothers.
HHH
Have you smoked?
HHH
This is a child’s mystery, the correct answer is carousel.

I drive my son to the kindergarten, and there the boy chases a poor dog with a stick... and then got a lip harmonic and played... I think a real fascist.

From the questionnaire for entering Leningrad for Finns (with real answers):

F.I.O
–...

Were you in Leningrad before, and if so, when?

In November of 1942.

Your vehicle?
The German Tank

The purpose of your stay?
Undermining the Murmansk Railway

When meat is brought to the market in an ambulance, it becomes uncomfortable.

After work, I sit in the bus, and next to me a drunk man, the conductor approaches and a dialogue begins:

Tag: pay for travel
Man: ("Worth 500r and says") give up
Look at less.
husband: ("Capsack in the pocket is worth 50p, gives to the conductor")
Man take money.
husband: get tired, I don’t want to get tired and take the white, leave it to yourself...
Cond: take the wife to put in...
Thank you very much, good woman.

Elena: "...if the girls were good at compass, half of the Aitishnikovs would still be virgins!"

xxx: Yesterday the guy says to me, “Listen...I long ago wanted to offer you...to move our relationship to a new level...I am all in anticipation, and he..."Let’s put in contact the family situation of the married instead of dating))"...to cry...an idiot...


He proposed to get married!!! = )

Pizdec here in the village to live))) Yesterday took 0.5 beer, drank, it became boring, decided to sneeze, the snow went well. A blind member. Not even so, Mr. He was at a height of 2.5 meters. Some grandmother got stuck, caused mints, they came, cracked, served beer, called us Ceriteli, photographed on the backdrop of a member and left))) I am in a shower!

Lechko> Fuck, we’ve been with you for a year – and I like it more and more from day to day.
How> is it?
Well, you know, you buy a notebook - and it's all so crazy and you've been using it for a year and you won't be happy. And here’s the bat, and you find out: there’s also the blues built in!
And so it is. ? ? ?
Macho> I’ll see at the tower – I’ll turn off the blues!