Comment on the camera, worth 1.5 million on the website of one of the shops:

This is in Russian rubles, right?

Yesterday I slept with a girl I dreamed of sleeping with for a few years.
And how?
There are no two things to do in life: fuck your dream and shake your fate.
of IYU)

The devils took Berezovsky - what a joy, finally...
YYY: Here would be Abramovich...
zzz: ahha, and chubaisa to a bunch of...
xxx: and then comes out of Hell Belzebub means, and says with such an offended voice: "Bla, men, take them back on the ground, they have already privatized my first three circles of Hell!"
ZZZ: But not that.

You borrowed the weather. The ice beat on April 18 in a new style occurred, Ice, Ice on the Lake Chud was lying! Give it to you in summer in March.

Alexander is
Do you do it today?

Oleg
Working and what?

Alexander is
And I thought we would eat and conquer the world!

Oleg
Yesterday I won.Woman no longer allows.

Alexander is
Yesterday and today, my wife

Oleg
The Lucky))

Alexander is
And you tell your wife that you are going on the tail, and we will conquer the world.

Oleg
At home, she will understand that I have conquered the world and will give me puzzles.

Alexander is
It would be cool to own two companies at once – McDonald’s and Herbalife. The more successful fast food is sold, the better herbalife is purchased.

Oleg
You invented a plan for the capture of the world.

Another win: I want spring finally!
I want winter.
A different win: foolish? Do you have enough of what is happening now? 28 March! South of the Kursk Region. -17 degrees!The track was barely cleaned in three days!
Rekken: I am about the same. In winter it was much warmer.

Her daughter dropped an undernourished banana in a pot. The older son, looking at this picture:
So... bypassing the intermediate stage...

In the supermarket:
I walk with a girl past the shelves with vegetables and she begins to want tomatoes (to which she has a wild allergy), I stood before her and a characteristic Jedi’s hand gesture before her face I say – “you don’t want tomatoes,” as suddenly my arm is placed on my shoulder, I turn, and there is a man under 40 and says, “Let the force come with you.”

Comments on "Unknown burned the car Mercedes, according to documents belonging to the mother of the prosecutor of the city of M."

HH: Where are the sensible comments?

YYY: What about cutting up here? Mother-pensioner spent her whole life on a new Mercedes, and some paddles burned it. Not really funny...

You cannot have sex in post.
Therefore, it is not possible to do repair and repair.

Web development office, male team.
Producer (1) appeals to Tech.dire about the work of contractors: Well, motivate them somehow, promise a prize...
Producer 2: Show them your breasts!
Say that you have no pants.

xxx is. Shop of women’s shoes "Pepper". There are shoes 41,42 and 43, his mother's size.
xxx is. Very, very sorry Prince.

I fill out the questionnaire. Question: "knowledge of PC". Answer: With the help of tears and cookies I can repair any computer.

An anecdote from life, news on the BBC:
"FGUP "Post of Russia" will appeal to the "K" Department of Internal Affairs with a request to investigate the mass sending of complaints on its work..."

I have a perfect business model.
At the customer's suggestion "Let's play with the fonts/colors/he's that round"
Always have to answer "Let’s play with the project budget"

X: I feel like it’s training for a fool’s day. Then Abramovich was bound, then the hostages were taken by the supporters of Kvachkov. This is an insult to bread.
Y: We don’t have a day of fools. We have a year of stupid. Five years of stupid.

Give me a point of support... The Tu-154 has a low wing. When it stands on the ground, you can get the finish with your hands and rush on it in a tact of resonance, shake with an amplitude of 1.5 m. The entire aircraft is jumping on its amortisers and "inflatable" wheels for a couple of degrees of crane. tk. The range of the wing is about 50 meters... rush!
There was a technician under the wing. There was a loading of passengers, among whom he saw his acquaintance. Exchange of greetings. Take it and ask it like a plane. The technician took and showed...
The flight was delayed. The crew reassured the passengers. Technician was fired.

Here is an example from life.
Not in the reception, but in real.

I have a good psychotherapist. One day I went to a supermarket with her. We stood with a cart in the box, and suddenly, in front of our very nose, a wicked aunt of forty years passed by us. Without a cart, but with a full grip of goods and cuts it all before the cashier. Aunt’s eyes are on the scratch, she is clearly ready for any scandal.

I took a lot of air to explain everything to her and possibly a matte, but my companion psychotherapist stopped me by taking under the elbow. She said quietly and sadly to her angry aunt:
- No matter what, don't worry, buy before us...May you be the first here...

The aunt was so upset, her whole rotting, quiet life, in which the first she is only in the store row... When we went out of the store, we saw our aunt standing at the wall and crying bitterly... which my companion quietly said to me:

Thank God, I was scared not to get rid of it.

We sit on the other side. There are two grandmothers in dialogue.
Do you have good hearing?
The chair?
Listening
What kind of chair?
Sloan I say.
Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Here's all our office is good and people are wonderful, the only thing - ALL lie down instead of putting
YYYY :
Let them sleep)
YYYY :
When coffee is delicious
The xxx:
Coffee drinking interferes, someone is constantly ringing
YYYY :
It is an eon problem.
The xxx:
Don’t tell me, he thinks he’s theirs!