8:30 am: I am a blonde.
20:31 yyy: o_o!?! I do not believe! Show me!
20:32 fuck, I’m a blonde now!
20:32 yyy: You can’t show everything, I believe.

Old age is when all new friends are in line to the doctor.

The story of the cat-seeker.

I’m not going to lie, I don’t remember the pilot’s name. We call it N.

He flew during the war on the Il-2. One-seat, without a rear gun. And they were destroyed at first. Ilyushin-to designed his attack aircraft with two seats. But Comrade Stalin considered that it was better to take an extra bomb, and crushed with his red pencil and the place of the rear-shooter, and hundreds of pilots' lives. Then the planes began to make two-seaters, but... it was later.

This pilot had a dog he picked up, fed, and she waited for him at the airplane’s parking lot until he returned from the flight. Once, when it was necessary to fly the plane around the circle in the area of the airfield (after repairs), N. decided to ride a dog. Fortunately, the strike jet is not a fighter: more space in the cabin. And the "dead loop" on the strike jet is not used to spin.

He placed the dog with his mouth back, his legs behind the armor and flew. I was about to enter the landing, when the dog was worried, the wool with the oak, the eyes out of the orbits, laughing, until the saliva is swallowed. N. looked around, but did not notice anything.

I have to say that Il's review back - no one. Down there is nothing to actually see.
But some whale suggested N., that the dog is not angry.

The pedal of the steering wheel turns down to the focus and into the left slide. And on the right passed the "sweet" gun and machine gun line, and a couple of messers hunters jumped through.

After that, N. only flew with his dog.
She looked back and laughed only at “the messers and foxers.” Ignored his own. At the same time, the dog reacted even to those aircraft that did not fall into the field of sight, but entered from below. How did she hear the sounds of German aircraft through the roar of the engine? Maybe I just wanted to live?

This is how N. has a live rear-view mirror.

A strategic mistake was committed by the ruling authorities in Egypt by disconnecting the internet.
This is how many shameless people came out on the streets demanding a regime change.

While sitting in the car, he witnessed one love story:
The girl was standing alone on the square. Obviously she was waiting for someone because it was cold to freeze out on the street just like that. After a while, a young man with three roses approached her. Date with them. They kissed at the meeting, and I turned away because there was nothing interesting there. When he looked back, he saw the boy standing on the square with one rose, and the girl with two bold steps going to the Eternal Fire. She laid the flowers next to the crowns and went back to the guy. He stood up, gave the girl a rose and ran away. He was not ten minutes. But he also came back running, kneeling in front of the girl and stretching (well probably) the ring. They kissed and left.
After that, I went, bought flowers and also laid them to the Eternal Fire.

DemB
XXX We will impose an embargo on you
YYYU you are more careful we can put on you too

And if you clean out of vodka every year by degree, in how many years will people notice it?

In the 23rd school, a worker was hanged. Everyone is sad, and only Petya of the 6 "B" is proud that he chose his board.

and ;-)

Q: Why are the cables so ridiculously called daddy and mom?
Q: can you explain how it is or on the example of flowers and bees? ?

Are you Senya Bush?
Yyy: No, I am Fyodor Obama.

From the answers:
xxx: Once I watched a movie, while watching it was simply not possible to sit in place - I wanted to scream "how? Why?", so, I would like to read a book that would be no less surprising.
YYY: The Constitution

I’m upset with this stuff!!! to
XHH: At first she wept that she had a small baby and lacked enough food.
She was raised, so now she complains that she has eaten a lot and now she is GREAT!!!! to
Pessimism and Hole.

It is about Nokia. As usual, the famous model 3310 is remembered.
xxx:...I once fell into the fire — the rear cover slightly plummeted. I cleaned it with a stitch (the thickness of the plastic allows), and it became even better!
yyy: Nokia doesn’t aim to make the phone thinner – it just gives a thick phone and a pin. And the user decides what thickness the phone should be. =) is

Comments on the news on the film that season 8 for Dexter will be the last:

1: I bought a puppy like Dexter when he kills))
2: And I have a healthy film roll on my shoulder))))
3: and I have a set of kitchen knives)))))))
I am with you, I have a sister policeman
I have the same pants as him.)
6: I kill people

Dialogue from WoT:
Su-8 Nick is not very good
COCuTeCTBOJl: I know. He was young, hot.

To the news about the emergence of wi-fi in St. Petersburg buses:

Table on the driver's door: What is "Rotyr" I don't know, I only overload passengers!!!! to

I told my husband yesterday that I was expecting months. And he suddenly said, “And suddenly there will be no...”
Today they never announced, I send him a text message: "On the way back buy a test, Kar Karitch."
He comes now and tells us how he went to the pharmacy and demanded the Kar Karych test.
There is no such thing in the pharmacy.)

I see that the Marxist-Leninist philosophy fits well with torrents.
c) Habr

Do good and throw it into the water.
YYY: The cargo should not be forgotten.
ZZZ: Does it not drown well?

Habr - discussion of the topic - "North Korea became the host of The Pirate Bay"

Shergin: The server of Korea.