In 1975, Academician Sakharov was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. That is, the man who invented the hydrogen bomb was awarded the world prize in the name of the man who invented the dynamite.

I don’t believe in television at all. Once there ever saw this, don't believe: the governor of California in the jungle was chasing an alien!

I went home yesterday, I wanted to chew up. It's three steps away from home, but I feel like I can't stand it anyway. Well, what to do, I run for the first garage and do my black business. I am relieved, straight, I do not notice anything on the sides. At the very end of the urination I turn my head, a man stands in the neighboring garage and watches me wildly. I think that’s all, Pepper. by Mimi:
Sorry... I... no... no... no.
Without changing his gaze, he says:
Is there still a sack? The Lebanese is on the left, this fool had his audition to put at the exit of my garage

News: Medvedev dropped Putin, Tchaika and Kudrin into the fight against the casino. Everybody, after reading the first three words, was surprised.

In the auto school.
- With you to the classes you will carry three pieces: a book with a PDF, a collection of tasks... well, and the head do not forget.
The people earnestly recorded, two seconds later, a voice from the audience:
Sorry, what was the third?

A colleague said:
In the summer, on the beach, his one-year-old son saw blacks going swimming. And in horror he cried out to the whole beach: "Uncle Kaki, bull bull - ni-ni!"

Well, that is, dirty uncle, you can’t swim.

The beach was crying.

The Negro’s reaction is unclear.

c) Picked

Experov: If you sell your apartment in Moscow, then for an apartment in Monaco you probably won't have enough money (unless, of course, you didn't have an elite apartment with a view on the Kremlin), but you definitely have enough money to buy an entire island, where monkeys, papagaies, thugs, tapirs live, there is cellular coverage and electricity. And, most importantly, after such a purchase you will still have a lot of money from the sold Moscow apartment.

Reutersfriend: Some Ernesto is sitting now, reading Carlos's post on dirty.pn about the fact that "If you sell your five islands in the Caribbean, then for an apartment in Monaco you probably don't have enough money, but you will definitely have enough money to buy a whole room on the fifth floor of Khrushchev in Altufiev without an elevator, with a combined bathroom and a neighbor-alcoholic". He reads and thinks: "Wow! People live... Or maybe... Can you spit on everything, sell the legacy of your grandmother Juanista – 50 acres of tropical islands – and go to Altufiev, finally live humanly?

What does it mean <3?
I love it " I love it"
O_O I thought that "less than three"
zzz: ah, "Andrew <3"
Tagged: Poor Andrew
FFF: Forget the guy

All those who gave on February 23 a shave gel, frame or shampoo, know, you are avenged!!!! to

March 8 – Barcelona – Arsenal!

From the series "Spartak: Blood and Sand"
He: Not every rise leads to culmination
This is known to every woman.

XXX: I will develop my pofigism.
YYY: How is it?
XXX is out.

From someone:

I come home somehow, angry, tired - the mood is just for killing a passing person. Here, as on my order, a couple of clear boys approach me, say, to smoke? I really had a package of Parliament thin with me – the lady of the heart asked to buy. I do not think very much (I still hear the baking – it will be a morrow), I give him these same slugs. The guy, obviously somewhat upset that he is given this, takes a cigarette, and smokes. My mood rose immediately.

The second type, looking at the smoking comrade, gives:
Do you smoke like your grandmother? – There was such a range of surprise and disgust on his face – how, his clear friend smokes babba sighi!
The first broke:
Who did you call your grandmother? - I was immediately forgotten, and the hoppers self-forgottenly scattered between themselves.
Needless to say, I came home in a very good mood.

Attention to!!! to
All of the courses!! You are obliged to have a group list and give it to each teacher!!!! to

In the middle of white day...

I am the most ordinary!
Yyy: All people are unusual
XXX: I’m not like everyone else.

From Contact:

WOW :
The future mothers. I invite you to participate in the photo project as a model!!! In the face

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I want to be a future mother, participation in the photography guarantees pregnancy?

XXX is
I haven’t been joking for over a day.
YYYY
This fucking Niibazzo is valuable information for me.
YYYY
well x z
YYYY
Maybe the black car will come, load you up and get you infused.
YYYY
How much? I asked him how much he didn’t fuck.
YYYY
And once you know.

A couple of months ago, we had an original DP in the city. The news covered the incident as follows:
"The tram that lost control, struck 11 cars"
Summary of half of the comments:
"Thanks!"

Do you want to feel like a sapphire? Clothes for a sleeping baby.! to

XHH: Can you tell if Bilayna has network resources besides the beologists?
There are, in addition to biologists there are also physegis, motemategis and chemegis.

By March 8 bought flowers and placed in the server room (+16), today got:

The chats are cold.
ADMIN: They are still dead.