I admire my wife:
Sunny, you just don’t know what color you get! It further emphasizes your beauty, the radiance of your bottomless eyes.
Answer: "A said he wasn’t drunk yet..."

P.S. You’ve been surprised by the son again.
FroLi: So what’s there again? ?
She sat and looked at Galileo.
Pomidorko: There was a story about penguins, well, I take and walk by "I also want a penguin"
Pomidorko: Today I come from work, as usual, I sit in front of the computer.
What is Linux?
Ugo, he is the same! It would be so good to put it on his computer, so he didn't push it all. And my PC and his, in addition to my worker’s note=(
FroLi: The evil moment will come out of it.

The Medical Universe:
A woman over 50 years old, my son gave me cable TV, 200 channels. Well, I once turned it on, and there... Two men are having sex. I was curious, I looked. She learned only one thing: the black member is even blacker than he himself"

Girls are like buses, then no one, then three at once.
YYY: Yes, and you don’t know which to enter.

I: Do you remember I told you about a guy I like? So, today at the lecture he was sitting with another girl, chatting with another girl and, the worst of all, dressed up and left with another girl. But he is always looking at me! What, what could this mean?
What, when he’ll fuck her, he’ll think of you.

Stanislav: Are you free? : D
Oleg: Married
Stalin: I am sorry (

Once at sea, perfectly attached through the bench on the run, a young miracle qualitatively ripped his hip. decently so. Naturally in the head of the 17-year-old lobotrases was born a brilliant plan to save the wounded
1. to fall
Sleeping with cigarette ashes
Closing the traveler
4 is ? to
5 is Profit to!! to
But by the evening the victim suddenly had a fever! Now, it is all banal. I found the phone, called an ambulance. When the two nurses saw this shit packed with dirt and dirty ashes, they grabbed in their voices and asked:
I wonder how you haven’t thought about it yet?

How long do you keep silent, and the mint will not be born again.

Requesting and requesting documents.
I am : - Mr. Police and what happened)))
He said, “How clever you are! You can die! The happy path. The dissatisfied went

from ZH:

My son asks today.
- Mom, check the undisputed "o" in the word "gowns" need the word "gowns"?
Why is this for you?
We were asked in literature to write an essay "How beautiful is this world".

My dream is to teach some silly and unnecessary subject to the children and grandchildren of their present schools.

How to make a pleasant person.
1st Their ex.
Accidentally, meet her unwashed, unwashed, in dirty and torn clothes. Ask for a cigarette and 20 rubles for a beer.
2nd acquaintance with nine.
Coming out of the audition, to comment: "I am in a hurry to drive on someone else, I am afraid of everything until my hands tremble!"
Three by Mama.
She spoke to her father: "It's a pity that there are no girls like you were in your youth. They are all stupid!"
4 is and Dad.
In a sad voice: "Natasha will not call home again, she said that my father has very little..."
5 is The Taxi.
"No, I do not know the roads. What about the $5,000?"

I'm not going to picnic with him anymore, doctor fucking.
What was his thoughtful phrase last weekend?
XHH: said in the midst of the feast:
XHH: "Shashkilk is just a burn of pork"

Sho for the political pedestrians occupied the BOR? Go go in your heels.

She: Dear, I cooked the borst, will you eat?
I: I will, this is my favorite!
I start to bread the soup, and there what is white, I catch a spoon, and there is a peeling!! to
I: What is this dear?? to
She: There was no meat, I dropped the peelings.
You are a puppy!!! to

The xxx:
There is a little boy doing miracles.

The Prehistory:
In many schools it is cold, where 8, where 14 degrees. In Taikina school, it was allowed to walk in top clothes and hats.

So he called in the mountain:
“I can’t tolerate onions and garlic, and my mom feeds me with them every day so I don’t get sick at school. I am constantly cold! Tell me, how can you assimilate material to five in such conditions, to remain an outstanding?! to
And at the end:
Is my call recorded?

My mother was called to the mountain.
Secondly, the boy’s school lessons were reduced.
Thirdly, in the tai chi school too, and they did not study at all for half a week.
Fourth, the boy’s teacher said:
Goddan, why did you do that? I should have discussed this in the class first.
- You will discuss with my uncle, who works at the FSB in Moscow, and here I have the right to demand compliance with the conditions of training.
Fifth, he is 9 years old.

The xxx:
I told the Thai. She is:
At school, we were told that the boy complained that his fingers were frozen.

The xxx:
Taika "this is a fanatic", tomorrow, probably, the whole school will know this story.
Gorono is gathering signatures to make him mayor.

Child Poetry
Mom is Zebra, Dad is Loss.
How did they succeed? and c)

How long to fly to America?

Without thinking, he replies:

for twenty minutes.

And the browner said that they and their mother had been flying for ten hours!

And I tell you that I’m flying 20 minutes to America! Well, maybe 21 minutes, don’t argue!

I know how much to fly to America.

I was interested. I looked at my daddy’s skin and it was true. RWSN (Raket Forces of Strategic Designation)

Z is. Father right, 20 minutes flight to America.

In the evening, about half seven. I find it hard to catch myself angry and hungry in a crowded bus. We go. I stand almost on one leg, holding my face to someone’s back and barely falling on my grandfather sitting behind. And here on the edge of my eyes I see a wonderful spectacle: a light-haired virgin in a pink coat and a pink hairy hat, with long eyelids and glossy lips, clutching on the back of someone else's seat and pressing a glamorous lacquered bag-baul with a hand bended in the elbow, holds a healthy piece of half-copper sausage in his fingers and hungry bites from it. My patterns have not yet grown...

I went out to smoke on the balcony. It turns out in the neighboring house opened striptease courses... Started smoking more often (