I don’t understand how you can get second in biathlon if you have a gun with you.

XXX: How are you at your new job?
As a prostitute.
Xxx :?? to
Money isn’t bad, but it’s out.

Geektimes: A 4-year-old boy received a hand prothesis stylized for his favorite character - a firefighter-transformer from the cartoon "Robocar Poli".
Comments: Luckily, his favorite character isn’t “Edward the Knife Hand” or “Freddie Kruger.”

XHH: What are you doing?
I read the recipes. You will soon be left without a mommy shirt.
Oh yeah yeah yes. I change my mom’s shirt for my wife’s shirt.

I saw them unload their luggage at the airport. I understood the meaning of the advertisement “baggage with discount”.

In the best traditions of mechanical engineering, all the parts of the mechanism, most often failing, are located in the most difficult place.

SMS from the Internet Service Provider (Orthography saved):
"Dear Customer, now you can speed up your home internet even more profitably!"

The brain smoothly switches the inner voice of the reader to the voice of Jamsut as it reads.

A: When do you call your friends "on", and when "on you"?

bbb: Addressing one person as many is unnatural, so wherever possible, I try to “you.”

How do you know how many of us are in our heads?

ASUS technical support has made my day.
Diko shut down the phone, I call the tech support, and there is an auto respondent:
"For technical reasons, the service does not work"

XXX:... but you can solve the differences)))
YYY: Read "When you die, two furs will decide"
ZZZ: It sounds like a slogan for the new "transformers".

Only ours can seriously carry water in the grid, catch the wind, block torrents forever...