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[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №43935
 03.03.2011
vordzer(16:09:54)
Necrophilia is not prohibited by law.
Thoughts (16:09:59)
Yes to?! to
Thoughts (16:10)
Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! to
Service Message (16:10:28)
Not on the network.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №43934
 03.03.2011
Trying to watch "the king speaks" in the single-heads translation of the famous disgusting uncle, she got a double pleasure, in the sense that not only the king, but also his wife, his brother, ministers, consuls and the whole row of his majesty.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №43933
 03.03.2011
The students at the courses today gave:
Treat a girl carefully, like a tree tree.
Cut and take home?

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №43932
 03.03.2011
Do you remember?

We forgot to warn Libya.
About what?
How? how? They will be bombed! Let them evacuate the population.
Let it be. and where?
to Bolivia. They will not be bombed.
by ALLE? Is it Libya? It is glory and glory. Go all to Bolivia!

They knew.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №43931
 03.03.2011
Kumo_kinder: On news portal: "In Libya landed the desant of the United States, Britain and France, - media"

The commentary:
God, how good that there is no oil in Ukraine.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №43930
 03.03.2011
Listen, maybe you’re fucking me?! to
Sorry, but not for you! 😉
No to me!!! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №43929
 03.03.2011
American geologists have discovered the Islamic State over its oil fields. Or about Libya.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №43928
 03.03.2011
1: I recently learned that the girl I once slept with was in the final of the "Miss Russia" competition. Now I think - if she wins, can supplement the resume with a point of experience "sleeping with Miss Russia"?
2: Oh, and show the boss - maybe an increase will be given?and :)
1: rather a prize, with the wording - "for outstanding achievements" and a boss visa "MUZIK!".

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №43927
 03.03.2011
Hi the new one?
Mdk: I bought a camel. You have to ask someone what to feed him - it's a pity if he dies.
Tag: you are in
Mdk: The camel, at all. Named - Jeanne - remembered the wachter from our dormitory.
Q: Do you need it?
Mdk: We have a new object in the desert. You won’t even get there in full. Expensive truth - 11 thousand dirhams, for two years, 750 dirhams a month with interest.
zag: so if the camel she then gets to recruit...))) has it already been on them?
Mdk: No, tomorrow the seats will be brought to the company and will show you how to climb them.
Mdk: I need to figure out how to take a notebook with me. The journey is 4 hours in one direction, and the battery is enough for one and a half. Mustafa, the chief energy engineer, proposed that instead of a dynamomachine, take an eccentric from the vibrator with him – the camel would roll – and the spindle would rotate, he was with a machete. There will be electricity. Just along with the stabilizer weighs 40 kilograms, plus my weight, water for the camel - 10 gallons - it's almost 45 kg - I'm afraid as if the camel didn't crash out of the hustle!
Zag: I don’t know if you’re chasing or not))
Mdk: I swear of course!

[ + 88 - ] Comment quote №43926
 03.03.2011
Scientists believe that couples where women are more beautiful than men have no future.

Commentary :
"In this country, the future only belongs to the shareholders of Gazprom"

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №43925
 03.03.2011
xxx: variable current is nowhere "flowing".
He "will be hesitant"
YYYYYYYYYYYY The defeat of variable leprosy simply indicates that a person has been stunned by electricity?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №43924
 03.03.2011
I recently visited a thought

HAPKOMAH: This is a rare and important visit

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №43923
 03.03.2011
Call the support service;
Enter the IP address:
Client: - and the numbers with which letters to type? English or Russian?
engineer after hanging: - Arabic...
Depends on the customer :)

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43922
 03.03.2011
I saw the day as a gazelle with the MTS logo pulled a gazelle with the Megaphone logo on a trailer.Epic..

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №43921
 03.03.2011
Three months ago, a friend called me and said he was at the Gomel station.
WOW: Well and good.
XX: Of course, only he lives in Peter, drinking began at the beginning of the Enlightenment and in Gomel he has no one.
WOW: The WOW.
xxx: The gesture just happened - the owner of the apartment I rented called, said that he was in Turkey, does not remember how he got off the plane, stands on some market, burial place, around Turks loud, in his pocket passport and phone.)))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №43920
 03.03.2011
[22:22:57] <vedma> and give me on March 8 a set: "young screwdriver"!
[22:23:54] <Terentius_Palych> young screwdriver, ent son of 12 years...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №43919
 03.03.2011
Comments on Football Article
xxx: Football player now reads your comments, poetry be correct in
We will show ourselves from the best side, though
I would fuck her too.)

[ + 106 - ] Comment quote №43918
 03.03.2011
Open it up! The militia!
Go to Nashville! I will call the police...

[ + 76 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43917
 03.03.2011
The role of the United States in World War II:
They rescued Ryan.
They lost part of the fleet at Pearl Harbor. They angered the Japanese for this, and dropped the atomic bombs on two peaceful cities, Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
You can be proud, haha.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №43916
 03.03.2011
If large sausages are sausages, then once such a drunkard went, cooked sausages are sausages, hule :-)

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